IMPACT Wrestling for 08.01.13 is from Wichita, Texas! Who is #August1Warning?

[It's Damn Real!]

Originally I hated the ECW-esq walkway like ramp but I think its grown on me gradually.

Whenever I see it I think WCW. They used it all the time.

Like the new XD title, it's also sorta grown on me. Sort of a minor addition to the TNA product that is exclusive to it (at least right now).

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

"counting down since Friday to August 1st"

That's my usual Impact feeling.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Could you imagine ODB in a cocktail dress?

 

[Gelgarin]

I'm not convinced that being able to pick up Gail Kim is a particularly impressive display of power.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Figure Four averted...

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Could you imagine ODB in a cocktail dress?

I've been borderline fantasizing the last few minutes imagining her in goalie gear. I'm disgusted with myself.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I've been borderline fantasizing the last few minutes imagining her in goalie gear. I'm disgusted with myself.

IDR, you have some strange fetishes.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

AJ Styles being a class-A fuck there.

 

[Lowdown]

I've been borderline fantasizing the last few minutes imagining her in goalie gear. I'm disgusted with myself.

Don't be ashamed. Just go with it.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Excuse me while I get an erection over Kick Ass 2.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Don't be ashamed. Just go with it.

It's not the hockey or the goalie gear I'm ashamed of... it's ODB being the body beneath it.

 

[Lowdown]

I feel a grudge match with Gail and ODB in the cage.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Shark Week on Discovery. Is there any week that isn't Shark Week?

 

[Lowdown]

It's not the hockey or the goalie gear I'm ashamed of... it's ODB being the body beneath it.

I stand by original statement.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I feel a grudge match with Gail and ODB in the cage.

That means we'll have to listen to another Gail Kim promo.

 

[shattered dreams]

First almost sensical promo from AJ in a while

 

[klunderbunker]

Offer for Lethal Lockdown at BFG, losing group disbands?

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Offer for Lethal Lockdown at BFG, losing group disbands?

Good call.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Offer for Lethal Lockdown at BFG, losing group disbands?

Book it Bischoff.

 

[Lowdown]

Jesus.....it's Brooke.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Everyone's favorite person. No one gets more love around here than Brooke Hogan.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Happy ex-wife, happy ex-life? Sounds like Brooke is getting ready to kick ass

 

[Gelgarin]

Damn I love the BFG series. One of TNA's best ideas.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

No James Storm or Tag Team titles tonight.

 

[shattered dreams]

Hmm mafia segment goes on last? Most likely it is Ortiz then. Davey Richards getting involved in this match could be interesting but the pieces tonight don't fit. I guess there is still a little hope for Muta.