Impact LD

[NSL]

I wasn't going to be here for this, but I'm home sick/dying, so I'll be here, same as usual - minus the asshole attitude I had for some reason last week.

This week we get Hamada v. Sarita, giving her a match against both tag champions, and Beer Money Inc. v. Eric Young & Kevin Nash.

Not a bad pair to announce early...Excited to see what else we get tonight, after no Morgan, Hernandez, Raven, Richards, Daffney (and so on) last week...

 

[Dagger Dias]

what are you sick with? I'm excited for tonight's Impact.

 

[NSL]

what are you sick with? I'm excited for tonight's Impact.

Don't know. It started as a headache at work, and then turned into a nosebleed and feeling like my body had vanished...

I sat on the floor in the bathroom at work for about an hour trying to collect myself. By the time I stood up, I still couldn't feel my feet.

I'll be chowing down on Ramen and 7Up, and I'll definitely be here for the LD. Think I'm going to go watch the Kurt Angle DVD now though.

 

[Coco]

feeling like my body had vanished...

You wouldn't be Calvin Klevin from Back to the Future, would you?

 

[Dagger Dias]

Don't know. It started as a headache at work, and then turned into a nosebleed and feeling like my body had vanished...

I sat on the floor in the bathroom at work for about an hour trying to collect myself. By the time I stood up, I still couldn't feel my feet.

I'll be chowing down on Ramen and 7Up, and I'll definitely be here for the LD. Think I'm going to go watch the Kurt Angle DVD now though.

That really sucks.... hope you get better. I'm about to sign off but I will be back tonight for the LD. Feel better!

 

[ABMorales787]

Take it easy NSL. You should get your rest. I'll be back later to take part in my second LD ever.

 

[Gelgarin]

I forgot it was Thursday, so I'll be mainlining cola to keep me up for this evening.

I'm not fond of the amount of effort going in every week to putting over Dixie Carter. I've always been a massive fan of hers, if only to serve as counterbalance to the sexist way more of the internet treats her... but the way she's constantly being brought up these past few weeks is starting to look like ego.

That being said, I'm still interested in this interview. Not for anything surrounding Hogan, because I've come to the conclusion that they're not going to give us anything of note on that subject till January, but because the you-tube preview teased that she was going to enlighten us on the status of Jeff Jarrett, which interests me a lot.

Personally I'd love to see him make a shock return as a heel (I'm becoming pretty confident that AJ's mystery attacker has been forgotten, but Double J as that would be a great swerve), but regardless, hearing what TNA say on the issue sounds interesting.

The advertised matches are a bit crummy (I mean I love Hamada V Sarita but I'm probably in the minority) and I'm really starting to wonder what the fuck has happened to some of the major players, most notably Joe, and what exactly they are building for the next PPV beyond the three obvious matches.

 

[Thriller Ant]

I'll be here. Hope you feel better, NSL

 

[NSL]

You wouldn't be Calvin Klevin from Back to the Future, would you?

Don't know, but it definitely sucks...I'm feeling a little better after sitting back and watching tons of wrestling.

I forgot it was Thursday, so I'll be mainlining cola to keep me up for this evening.

I'm not fond of the amount of effort going in every week to putting over Dixie Carter. I've always been a massive fan of hers, if only to serve as counterbalance to the sexist way more of the internet treats her... but the way she's constantly being brought up these past few weeks is starting to look like ego.

That being said, I'm still interested in this interview. Not for anything surrounding Hogan, because I've come to the conclusion that they're not going to give us anything of note on that subject till January, but because the you-tube preview teased that she was going to enlighten us on the status of Jeff Jarrett, which interests me a lot.

Personally I'd love to see him make a shock return as a heel (I'm becoming pretty confident that AJ's mystery attacker has been forgotten, but Double J as that would be a great swerve), but regardless, hearing what TNA say on the issue sounds interesting.

The advertised matches are a bit crummy (I mean I love Hamada V Sarita but I'm probably in the minority) and I'm really starting to wonder what the fuck has happened to some of the major players, most notably Joe, and what exactly they are building for the next PPV beyond the three obvious matches.

This is why I love you Gelgarin. Is there anything we don't agree on in TNA?

Hamada v. Sarita will be a damn fine match, and I'd actually be OK with JJ if that's his role. The interview has me interested, but not "OMGz i must watch dis!!!". The absence of the main guys from storylines worries me...But, we all know they're waiting for the new year...

 

[X]

I'm probably not going anywhere tonight, so I'll be here for this.

 

[Gelgarin]

This is why I love you Gelgarin. Is there anything we don't agree on in TNA?

I want Angelina back, don't think that Alyssa Flash is championship material and don't have much love for the Machine Guns inside the ring...
Any of those work for you?

 

[Lethalfan]

I'm going to try to be here

 

[NSL]

I want Angelina back, don't think that Alyssa Flash is championship material and don't have much love for the Machine Guns inside the ring...
Any of those work for you?

I don't mid Angelina coming back, just not as the top dog that she was before...

Alissa isn't championship material...Yet...She needs to do as Hamada said, and win a damn match...

I adore the Guns...You've cut me...Cut me deep...I'm going to go cry now...

 

[Gelgarin]

On the mic they're fantastic. They're serviceable in the ring provided they're [Alex Shelly] not expected to go beyond the boundaries of fundamental tag team wrestling. They can jump in and out of the ring and do a bunch of fancy double teams... and if they're working with someone who can dictate a good pace then it'll be a good match.

Get them to do any more than that and what you get is a spot-fest full of the kind of ill applied, illogical, bullshit technical wrestling that gives the whole independent scene a bad name.

When the time roles around, I'm intending to push Sabin v Shelly for the X Division title as the single worst match I've seen all year. I struggle to define how much I hated that monstrosity.
I can be 100% literal when I say that for the first ten minutes of that match, I legitimately thought I was watching an angle where the guns where 'pretending' to have a match with one another in order to piss of Mick Foley.

They're a great little attraction and they're cult following explains why they're kept around (in spite of a not particularly positive attitude history) but I think TNA has been consistently making exactly the right decision in building its tag division around much better teams like Beer Money... or 3D... or LAX... or almost anyone else for that matter.

 

[NSL]

On the mic they're fantastic. They're serviceable in the ring provided they're [Alex Shelly] not expected to go beyond the boundaries of fundamental tag team wrestling. They can jump in and out of the ring and do a bunch of fancy double teams... and if they're working with someone who can dictate a good pace then it'll be a good match.

Get them to do any more than that and what you get is a spot-fest full of the kind of ill applied, illogical, bullshit technical wrestling that gives the whole independent scene a bad name.

When the time roles around, I'm intending to push Sabin v Shelly for the X Division title as the single worst match I've seen all year. I struggle to define how much I hated that monstrosity.
I can be 100% literal when I say that for the first ten minutes of that match, I legitimately thought I was watching an angle where the guns where 'pretending' to have a match with one another in order to piss of Mick Foley.

They're a great little attraction and they're cult following explains why they're kept around (in spite of a not particularly positive attitude history) but I think TNA has been consistently making exactly the right decision in building its tag division around much better teams like Beer Money... or 3D... or LAX... or almost anyone else for that matter.

I can agree on all that...Except I like the spotfests...

Sabin v Shelley will probably get consideration from me for worst match, but there was some shitstorms in WWE.

 

[gd]

Dixie Carter interview? Fuck that. I've had enough of her, how many times do we need to promote her twitter and why is it a partnership between Dixie and Hogan instead of TNA signing Hogan? Can't stand her.

Hamada v. Sarita should be good, but short.

Kevin Nash in a match? Meh.

Should be decent though, I hope to see some Jesse Neal freaking out as well. that's good TV.

 

[Dagger Dias]

I've had enough of her, how many times do we need to promote her twitter and why is it a partnership between Dixie and Hogan instead of TNA signing Hogan? Can't stand her.

lol yeah I agree. I refuse to ever get twitter. They need to shut up about dixie's twitter.

 

[ABMorales787]

Here we go. Showtime.

 

[Thriller Ant]

How crazy is it that Hogan has had that much influence on characters without even showing up in Orlando yet?

 

[Gelgarin]

TNA! TNA!

 

[ABMorales787]

What? Jeff Jarrett? They actually mentioned him?

 

[NSL]

I was hoping they'd start with a match again...

Wolfe in the Six Sides Of Steel is just as good, I suppose...

 

[Thriller Ant]

My tasty British phlegm

 

[NSL]

"...tasty British phlegm..."

 

[ABMorales787]

Please, no wolf puns this week Desmond.