If you could live the life of one WWE Superstar

[hArdyPUNKmArk]

I'm gonna say Jeff Hardy.

- He has all the fans.
- He would be making some nice cash.
- No doubt he could get any chick he wanted.
- Get's to do massive spots.
- Is just breaking into the main event.
- Still has a big career ahead of him.
- He enjoys his 'extra curicular' activities
- Has a ferrari.

I would have said Trips for the obvious reasons (oh Steph OH!) but wanted someone different and Jeff would be pretty sweet, him or CM Punk, check the sig:

 

[BooCocky]

Vince McMahon, why? He's a billionaire, owns the biggest wrestling company out there, Employs a lot of people, and o did I mention money? He also makes millions and millions of people happy or pissed. I can buy whatever I want, I can also put a lot of people out of work, and I can watch my wrestlers inject themselves with steroids, and get out with a slap on the wrist. Plus, I'd have like a billion dollars and a lot of young females.

 

[JuviJuiceIsLoose]

John Cena, most definitely.

1)I'd be the top guy in my business
2)I'm single, so that means I'd have my run at any of the Divas
3)SICK Car Collection!!!
4)Tons of cash
5)Half the locker room doesn't hate my guts, and think I only got to where I am because of who I'm banging.

 

[Cpt Charisma]

Batista.

Why?

1) Apparently, according to his book, he's "dated" almost every Diva which leaves the door open for more dating I would assume
2) The faces the man makes during his entrances really suggests to me that I would have an orgasm every time I stepped near a ring, a turnbuckle, or even a entrance ramp. That would be cool.
3) I've always wanted to know if I could poke that vein in his arm (the really squiggly one on the left) and move it around. That would entertain me for hours if I could

Of the formers

Steve Austin. Because you can drive drunk and beat your wife and people STILL love you.

 

[DeadmanInc.]

Edge

1. I banged Lita.

Not like anything else is important but:

2. Best heel in the business.
3. 8 World Titles, already up there with the greats like The Undertaker, The Rock and Stone Cold.
4. Smarks would love me.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I'm going to evolve the shit outta this thread. So get ready.

I have 2 actual routes.

Shawn Michaels: While it's been mentioned his past was ugly and horrible, the fact is he turned his life around and now has a complete healthy and happy life. Complete with the typical 2.5 children, semi-beautiful Wife, nice house, loving living arrangements, and a career he enjoys tremendously.

He's always going to be remembered for being who he is in the sport of Professional Wrestling. While the downside is going bald, the fact is he's in his mid-40's, and not slowing down any on that. Some guy's go bald before their 30's. And from where I sit, only the jealous male fanbase seem to really care about the balding issue, anyways. He's still getting loads of chics screaming his name.

I'd love to be him, mainly to be remembered for being an icon within the Business. Sure, it'll come with the bad and the Screwjob remarks, or the unwillingness to do certain things when he was younger.. but it'll come with the higher remarks that'll always overshadow the bad. Stuff like being a famous Wrestler. Being a multi-time Heavyweight Champion. Being a Grand Slam winner. A back-to-back Rumble winner, including being the first guy to do it from the #1 position. Being the guy who revolutionized the sport, time and time again with new matches, including the Ladder, Hell in a Cell and Iron Man.

His life is what everyone would seemingly view as perfect, and happy. So why wouldn't you want that?

Now, on the flip side of things.

Edge: (come on, you knew I was going there) If there was one individual I can relate with on a personal level more than any other, it's Adam Copeland.

He cares greatly about his Family, yet has been greatly shit on, all because of a personal issue that wasn't even anyone's business. He slept with his best friend's girlfriend. For starters, you can not tell me that he's the only one. So that's out. Wrong and immoral, sure. But that's life, folks.

My heart has lead me in different directions a time or two. But that doesn't mean I did it out of lust, or a bad meaning. I was following what I felt was in the best interest of me, which is what anyone truly does, whether they think about it or not.

So, why would I want to be Edge? Namely because in some ways, I can relate to what he's went through. I lost a friend over marrying his ex. I've found myself "in trouble" for wandering eyes. I can definately come across as cocky, but in the realm of reality.. I only do what I believe in my own mind, I can do. So it's not cocky to me, it's reality.

Edge is going to be remembered for being one of the best individuals to play a heel character, all because more or less of a real life accident. He's currently the top heel in the company, arguably next to Orton at the very least. He's won more Championships in the span of 3 yrs then anyone else I know of, past or present, and he's still got years to go.

And finally.. the guy got to literally have a live sex celebration, with Lita, who was really naked (topless) for a brief moment in front of a nation-wide audience. If that's not the world's best porno beginning, I don't know what is.

 

[Dudeman777]

i would be randy orton. like cumon

1. he has good moves
2. he is sneaky
3. and he would beat the shit out of anyone who despises him.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Without a doubt it would be Triple H. I would be one of the best in the business. I would have a gorgeous wife and two kids. I would one day have a part in the company and make even more money than I would be making as an active wrestler. It's pretty simple really. Triple H has the world at his fingertips and who wouldnt love that. I know if I could live his life I would.