A) Was at K-Mart the other day when the guy in front of me started a fuzz over a microwave that was on special not being on stock. The clerk offered the guy a rain check to get the special on the microwave ($80 Emerson with grill setting) when available but he just went on a bitchfest about how it's "false advertising". As if a wizard makes the merchandise pop in. To add to it, there was a Dry Law due to it being the Primaries so not much could be done. Seriously, all that over a fucking cheap microwave?
B) People order our $80 cent ice cream cones pretty oftenly. Some moan about it being "too small". It's 3 quarters plus city tax and it's as big as the ones you'd get from those ice cream trucks from the "good ol' days". Other places sell them at over a dollar. Be grateful, cunt.
C) JLo's official name IS JLo. Bitch.
D) People here want Miguel Cotto to beat Floyd Mayweather, but bet against him. Boy, patriotism sure makes you dumb. At least it's a more logical choice.
E) McBites suck. Then again, so does my job.
B) People order our $80 cent ice cream cones pretty oftenly. Some moan about it being "too small". It's 3 quarters plus city tax and it's as big as the ones you'd get from those ice cream trucks from the "good ol' days". Other places sell them at over a dollar. Be grateful, cunt.
C) JLo's official name IS JLo. Bitch.
D) People here want Miguel Cotto to beat Floyd Mayweather, but bet against him. Boy, patriotism sure makes you dumb. At least it's a more logical choice.
E) McBites suck. Then again, so does my job.
