I think I might be Jesus or Muhammed

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Assuming you're not lying, all uou did was warm it up (cold blooded creature). So, yes, you saved its life, but not through any supernatural means.

/ruiningeverything

That isn't true at all. The Salamander wasn't just mostly dead, it was completely dead. No amount of warmth or science could have brought it back, only one of the several true messiahs could have saved it.

 

[Dave]

All hail!

 

[CDR]

Now write a book that many strangers will live their lives by. Only then will you really be a messiah

 

[Dave]

I'd read the book of Miko...

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Your dedication is nice, but I wish for no worship, it would be unbecoming.

Anybody heard of this Miko guy? Heard he's cool and stuff. Might check him out. In other news, what's for lunch..

 

[Hyorinmaru]

If you ever need a disciple just let me know Miko.

I would gladly give up everything to follow you around and worship at your feet

 

[Барбоса]

"For the Night is dark and full of terrors"

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

I saved a frog from getting run over by a lawnmower at work once, dove right in front of it to save him. I let one of my co-workers have him thinking he was going to keep him as a pet only to find him skinning him alive and squishing him in a vice grip 20 minutes later. We got rid of the body by throwing at our one-armed supervisor Ernie.

 

[Harthan]

If you ever need a disciple just let me know Miko.

I would gladly give up everything to follow you around and worship at your feet

Christ, you're desperate for attention.

 

[Bernkastel]

I saved a frog from getting run over by a lawnmower at work once, dove right in front of it to save him. I let one of my co-workers have him thinking he was going to keep him as a pet only to find him skinning him alive and squishing him in a vice grip 20 minutes later. We got rid of the body by throwing at our one-armed supervisor Ernie.

Ironic considering that I once ran over a chipmunk with our lawnmower. I also got a nest of unhatched eggs.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

So wait wait wait. A Salamander...came to life, at your touch.



Well, that's all the evidence I need to worship you and your touch.

 

[Miko]

Now write a book that many strangers will live their lives by. Only then will you really be a messiah

I'd read the book of Miko...

Messiah's move with the times, prepare yourselves for a half hour DVD featurette

If you ever need a disciple just let me know Miko.

I would gladly give up everything to follow you around and worship at your feet

Akward. . .

"For the Night is dark and full of terrors"

Milenko scares me sometimes as well

I saved a frog from getting run over by a lawnmower at work once, dove right in front of it to save him. I let one of my co-workers have him thinking he was going to keep him as a pet only to find him skinning him alive and squishing him in a vice grip 20 minutes later. We got rid of the body by throwing at our one-armed supervisor Ernie.

You tried your best, and when that fails have some fun.

The book of Miko, Chapter 7, verse 3.

Christ, you're desperate for attention.

Using one of my possible names in vain Harthan? Your list of sins grows longer.

Turns out I have no skills of premonition after all, I was called into work today, and amazingly my boss even apologised, I was shocked, still am. I almost feel bad that everyone now calls him Herod, but I dont because it is better than his other nickname, which is scrotum. No stricken animals needed saving today.

Do not murder your neighbours Ox.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Christ, you're desperate for attention.

So I make a joke in the same vein as everyone else in this thread and you single me out?

 

[Coco]

Jesus Miko Christ, Milenko.

 

[Poop Master Flex]

Be excellent to each other.

 

[Miko]

Oh hey, I remember making this thread. Somewhere out there, a little Salamander is plodding about happily, and its all because of me and the powers that have been bestowed upon me by one of the Gods, makes you feel warm and fuzzy.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

May I partake in Jihad?

 

[JGlass]

So I make a joke in the same vein as everyone else in this thread and you single me out?

I don't think he was calling you out, I think he was joking that you're so desperate for attention that you would become an apostle to a maybe profit with a gift for reviving reptiles.

Or are salamanders amphibians?

Either way, you shouldn't be insulted. Well, maybe just a little.

 

[ABMorales787]

Dem ***** be amphibians.

 

[Miko]

Only went and revived a dead fucking lizard today, the gift haft not forsaken me, nor I the gift!

 

[Dirk]

I like cats more than people.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Where do you work with all these endangered lizards roaming about. Jurassic whatjumacallit?

 

[Miko]

I like cats more than people.

"I like dogs, good animals, loyal."

Cat's are the shittest animal, "oh hey, lets kill that bird for fun." Then idiots say you can't train them, you kick something enough times for doing something, it knows it shouldn't fucking do it. I, Jesus or Muhammed, have spoken.

Where do you work with all these endangered lizards roaming about. Jurassic whatjumacallit?

This one isn't listed as endangered, common lizard, plus it was in my garden. I avoid work where possible.

 

[Dirk]

I like dogs too, but not more than people.

Cats, big cats, bears, bear variants, the rest of the big five (except buffalo), penguins, weasel-family, people, dogs, hedgehogs, things I forgot, birds, horses, fish, reptiles, insects... magical ponies.