When I first started posting on forums many moons ago (2005, to be exact), I was a teenager rife with insecurity. This insecurity manifested itself in many ways. One of them was intellectually. For no particularly good reason, I felt as though my opinion wasn't worth as much as that of people who had been watching wrestling longer than me. As a result, I, like many scrawny, pale, dateless teenagers before me and many more since, pretended to know more than I did so that people on the internet would think I was cool. It was a dark time in my life, a time marred by acne and... well, mostly acne.
In the years since, I've grown as a person (humble, aren't I?). But I've never outed myself on wrestling forums regarding the false knowledge I'd claimed and the reputation I built off of it. Let's chalk it up to not having found an appropriate time to take a blowtorch to my credibility. Well, why not now?
Here it is: I didn't start watching wrestling in 1994 like I've frequently claimed. I started watching wrestling in... November 2001. The tail end of the Attitude Era. Having missed the peak of Austin and Rock, what could I possibly know about wrestling? Shameful, I know. You can commence tarring and feathering me, Milenko-style, at your pleasure. I offer the last of my dignity up to you, the fine people of WrestleZone.
And as a point of discussion, are you secure enough to share an instance where you pretended to know more than you did? Embellished the truth in any way to make yourself seem like hot shit? Stuffed socks in your jock strap so that tight singlet wouldn't be so humbling?
Undoubtedly, many people will be posting their glowing resumés in this thread.
In the years since, I've grown as a person (humble, aren't I?). But I've never outed myself on wrestling forums regarding the false knowledge I'd claimed and the reputation I built off of it. Let's chalk it up to not having found an appropriate time to take a blowtorch to my credibility. Well, why not now?
Here it is: I didn't start watching wrestling in 1994 like I've frequently claimed. I started watching wrestling in... November 2001. The tail end of the Attitude Era. Having missed the peak of Austin and Rock, what could I possibly know about wrestling? Shameful, I know. You can commence tarring and feathering me, Milenko-style, at your pleasure. I offer the last of my dignity up to you, the fine people of WrestleZone.
And as a point of discussion, are you secure enough to share an instance where you pretended to know more than you did? Embellished the truth in any way to make yourself seem like hot shit? Stuffed socks in your jock strap so that tight singlet wouldn't be so humbling?
Undoubtedly, many people will be posting their glowing resumés in this thread.