I don't realy know what to call this NXT LD on 7/20

[JJYanks121]

Ey KB, who has the best dropkick in the history of the WWE?

Steamboat is definitely up there.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

*Guy goes to hell*

Devil: Welcome to hell, you'll be stuck here until the end of time, and that's not coming anytime soon. Here's your room, feel free to watch some TV.

Guy: Oh cool, what's on?

Devil: A non-stop marathon of Lucky Cannon promos, vignettes, and matches.

Guy: Oh fuck me.

Guy: *Guy's stomach rumbles*

Guy: Devil, is there anything to eat?

Devil: Yes...Lucky Charms!

Guy: Fuck, what about drinks?

Devil: Anything you want...but always in a Lucky Cannon cup.

*Guy goes hungry until the end of time*

 

[The Doctor]

The impression gimmick was the best Haas has ever been.

 

[klunderbunker]

I saw Riley at Raw last week. He cut a decent promo and got very good heat. For a dark match it was great.

 

[JGlass]

Your best isn't good enough, but you're welcome. Now be a good superstar and let Alex Riley squash you.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Lucky needs to get stranded on an island somewhere.

 

[JGlass]

The impression gimmick was the best Haas has ever been.

Oh, no doubt it was enjoyable, but it did not help elevate him into the main event, or even the midcard. He was a novelty for about two months.

 

[Stormtrooper]

oh shit, Riley can see us watching TV at home? DAMN!

 

[thrilla11]

Well Jim Brunzell's was great. For someone a bit more contemporary, I could watch Orton do them all day.

Orton definitely comes to mind. I remember that someone had a pretty good dropkick in the Attitude Era. Was it Billy Gunn?

 

[klunderbunker]

Good promo from Riley.

 

[thrilla11]

I love Riley's finisher. He needs to be higher in the poll though. At least number 2. Just my opinion.

 

[JJYanks121]

Is it just me, or did Riley's promo not make a ton of sense? Good thing Miz cleaned it up and was awesome as usual.

 

[klunderbunker]

Orton definitely comes to mind. I remember that someone had a pretty good dropkick in the Attitude Era. Was it Billy Gunn?

Hardcore Holly.

 

[The Doctor]

Who the fuck wanted to see HAAS in the main event?

 

[klunderbunker]

Well that was short.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Thank god a squash...

 

[thrilla11]

"You're dismissed!". This kid has a bright future.

 

[JGlass]

Finally I can agree with NXT Cole. God damn Lucky Cannon.

Ha, that was a good Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky joke. I don't get why The Miz is like Bill Clinton though... I doubt he can rock a sax like Bill.

 

[klunderbunker]

Is it just me, or did Riley's promo not make a ton of sense? Good thing Miz cleaned it up and was awesome as usual.

It made perfect sense. he said that no matter if you like him or not, he's the best and that's what this is about.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

GO MIZ!!!

Did the case just get a dent in it?

 

[Sean Valjean]

Cannon foolishly forgot that Riley is immune to his powers of luck and suck.

And I'm thinking about making a shrine of The Miz out of used gum.

 

[klunderbunker]

That looked SICK

 

[JGlass]

Who the fuck wanted to see HAAS in the main event?

Nobody, I'm just saying it really did nothing for his career except make him remotely relevant for a couple months before he disappeared into the shadows again.

THANK YOU MIZ!

 

[JJYanks121]

It made perfect sense. he said that no matter if you like him or not, he's the best and that's what this is about.

But he didn't say that. He MEANT to say that, but never got to that last part. It was just kind of long winded. You gotta get to the point with your promos. He can learn that from Miz.

 

[Stormtrooper]

That Skull Crushing Finale onto the briefcase is awesome.

And the fact that he did it to Lucky Cannon is even better.