How Many Of You Here Support The Flying Spaghetti Monster?

[Akhilleus]

Genuinely intrigued.

 

[BaconBits]

I would, but spaghetti often gives me the runs.

 

[ABMorales787]

Actually, he supports me.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I've been touched by his Noodly Appendage.

 

[enviousdominous]

FSM has terrible grammar, as is seen in this picture of when it supposedly created mankind:

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Really FSM!? "Midgit"!? Pfft, please.

I'm pretty sure that FSM is just a ripoff of H.P. Lovecraft's blind idiot god, Azathoth. Here's his rendition:

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I like Gods who know how to spell.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Dudeist til the day I die.

 

[nightmare]

I cannot see supporting a god who can be defeated by an old Italian woman & a fork.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Dudeist til the day I die.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Depends which sect. I'm Sicilian Orthodox, since the Italian and American sects are especially watered down, and very open to interpretation. I'm not about making my own decisions, fam; I require someone else to tell me their opinions interpretations facts, so I can use their ideals legitimate knowledge as my own.

 

[Барбоса]

Can you catch a FSM in Pokemon yet?

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

 

[Dirk]

Pastafari

 

[Xemmy]

Personally, I believe in the Hovering Capellini Leviathan. She's always been there for me, and goes much better with white sauces.