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Doug Crashin

You were well on your way to this list with your ******ry in the Boston Bombing thread. And then, of course, like any good lolcow, you couldn't resist your mating call, a political discussion.

And boy, did you ever get raped:


Here's the thing though. If any of you think this will prevent bad people from getting guns, it won't. It might make it harder yes but look at Texas. Almost everyone there has a gun and yet statistics show that state has having one of the lowest gun crime rates in the country. Explain that one.

So we shouldn't have any laws against anything because people are going to commit crimes anyway? That's in essence what you're saying: these new laws won't stop everyone, so there's no point in doing anything. You know, because the system we have now works SO well.

I'm saying there's better ways than having a universal registry of who owns a gun. People are still going to buy them regardless. The only surefire way is to ban all guns but that's never gonna happen.

Considering that's not what this is, I don't think that would be a problem.

Here's the thing, Crashin; you may be a troll, just like I'm confident Natural Selection must be. The difference is, if Selection is a troll, he's actually pretty good at what he does. You aren't. Quit now; find a ditch, jump in it.

Natural Selection

Because even if you are a troll, and admittedly a good one; I still think your arguments are shit

And, since you never really are going to attempt to debate your points, we should probably leave it at that
 
Doug Crashin

You were well on your way to this list with your ******ry in the Boston Bombing thread. And then, of course, like any good lolcow, you couldn't resist your mating call, a political discussion.

And boy, did you ever get raped:










Here's the thing, Crashin; you may be a troll, just like I'm confident Natural Selection must be. The difference is, if Selection is a troll, he's actually pretty good at what he does. You aren't. Quit now; find a ditch, jump in it.

Natural Selection

Because even if you are a troll, and admittedly a good one; I still think your arguments are shit

And, since you never really are going to attempt to debate your points, we should probably leave it at that

I think Doug has Asperger's or something similar to that.
 
I take religion as seriously as any other claim without arguments. If you don't argue based on it, I have no problems. If you bring up religious arguments in a rational discussion, you're detrimental to society and progress.

But one's religious views often shade their rational argument. And that doesn't make them any less rational, just different from yours. There's plenty of rationalism in religion. Most of what Jesus taught was extremely rational.

Most Christians try to be judge, jury, and executioner. The Bible says that we're not to judge anyone unless we want to be judged.

The NT does have a handful of scriptures where it(Paul, specifically) allows us to judge, but mainly in reference to other Christians. But the key in all those passages is "with love and council"(hence, kindly, and telling the other person where they've "gone astray" with niceities), not with hate-mongering, propoganda filled garbage like the WBC.

I'm a Christian

We're in agreement on something!

and whether you're gay, bilingual,

Keep going....

like the Kardashians,

Does liking the way 2 of 3 look count?

or think John Cena's the greatest wrestler of all time,

I knew it couldn't last.

He is. ;)

I'm not going to judge you. I believe that's up to God.

Agreed.
I think Doug has Asperger's or something similar to that.

He does, and that's not me divulging anything private.

I'm 5'3. But at the same time I'm skinny.

D-Man knows.

From him giving you the Dolph Ziggler to Amy Schumer treatment, no doubt. :p




Anyways, I'm 6'1 and 220ish.
 
Huh. I'll be.

Not to say I don't understand it, but I don't necessarily excuse stupidity for aspergers. Sure, that plays some part in the thought process, but still.

Also, am I seriously the only person on these forums not named Sally that is well below 6'?

I think D-Man is 5'7" or something.
 
10' tall, and I once impregnated my wife with a delicious 16 oz. steak. The afterbirth was sauteed mushrooms.

My full name is Dr. Bill Brasky, M.D.
 
I'm about 6'1" and I weighed 212 this morning when I checked my weight. I want to get down about 10 more pounds, but I don't see me giving up high end beer, so it's probably not going to happen.
 
But one's religious views often shade their rational argument. And that doesn't make them any less rational, just different from yours. There's plenty of rationalism in religion. Most of what Jesus taught was extremely rational.
Even religion distinguishes the concepts of knowledge and belief. While knowledge is based on facts that are available for verification and attributes plausibility to claims, beliefs are subjective feelings that are withdrawn from logical examination. Rationality entails that conclusions are drawn from probable assumptions, so a claim that declines the concept of logical reasoning has no place in a rational argument.

There's no reason to treat Jesus' teachings (or what was attributed to be his teachings more than 30 years after his death by people who most probably never met him) any different than the teachings of other people. Of course propositions by religious people can be true, but the acknowledgement of validity has to be derived from the statement itself, not the religious claims that precede.
 
Sexual Dynamite, Paper Ghost, Hugh G. Rection

Sexual Dynamite said:
Don't be a cunt.

Rich, a man who laughs at sexual harassment talks about being a cunt :rolleyes:

You all know why you're here, just general cuntiness during this whole Christy Hemme/ Austin Aries deal. There's been plenty of cunt to go around, but even then, most people can agree that Austin Aries did something wrong. Whether or not he should be fired isn't important, Austin Aries did something that, at least in most of the world, would get you fired.

Except for you ******s. You're the only ones sailing in your boat of misogyny. Actually, it isn't so much sailing, as much as circling around like complete derps.

So, let's look around at all we've learned that you three, to varying degrees, have a tenuous (at best) grasp of:

1. Reading Comprehension

Now, in all fairness, we already knew that about Dynamite. How many times have mods had to answer questions about your sigs, again? Anyway, after being found to be misogynist pricks, some of you defended your positions with statements like this;

Harassment? I wouldn't consider it harassment at all.

And you think if he did that to Borash it would also be sexual harassment. Okay, so what if he did it to Christopher Daniels in the proceeding match and it wasn't planned? Would that be sexual harassment too?

Since this was Hugh, allow me to say this;

1. You don't seem to get what harassment is to begin with.

2. Harassment doesn't change, just because of gender.

Ergo, because you don't seem to understand reading comprehension, none of you understand:

2. The Law

What Austin Aries did is sexual harassment, period, point blank. Allow me to show you the definition of sexual harassment (which granted, you may not get, because you don't have any reading comprehension between the three of you)

Unwelcome sexual advances, requests for sexual favors, and other verbal or physical conduct of a sexual nature constitute sexual harassment when

a.submission to such conduct is made either explicitly or implicitly a term or condition of an individual's employment,
b.submission to or rejection of such conduct by an individual is used as the basis for employment decisions affecting such individuals, or
c.such conduct has the purpose or effect of unreasonably interfering with an individual's work performance or creating an intimidating, hostile, or offensive working environment. (29 C.F.R. § 1604.11 [1980])

Austin Aries in fact, is guilty of harassment. Period, point blank. And because that escapes you, I don't find it unreasonable to say you have a lack of understanding with this:

3. Job Experience

I can guarantee you, this would get you fired anywhere. And since you three can't see what's wrong with what Aries did, I can't help but feel none of you last in jobs very long. I'd also assume you don't last long with:

4. Women

After all, if you think any woman would be cool with that, you're even dumber than I imagine. I take solace knowing that if you breed, I'll never have to see the woman who lowered herself to any of you three, or the kid you'll create.

5. Humor

That was the best part of the night. Austin Aries is the man.

This is stupid by Aries, it is, but I lol'd at first.

Well it'll teach her not to screw up again! Genuinely hilarious moment.

I find it genuinely hilarious you three will die alone
 
Some guys want Austin Aries' junk in their face, they want it so badly they can't comprehend Christy Hemme not wanting it.

Stop being such a bigot and start accepting their life styles.
 

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