Haiku Hogan's Shit List

[JGlass]

I can sort of explain the sig. Actually, I can't. But I made it in response to the sidious affair, but there was a specific purpose, I just don't remember it. I found it recently on photo bucket and asked Sam to do the honours. There's several jokes in one. The giant tastycles is because i actually am about a foot taller than the njexus put together.

Excuse me, I'm 6 feet tall. I realize that this isn't exactly giant, but at least I'm not short like the rest of those guys.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Oh, and don't make me listen to Creed either.

Creed is great stripper music, third only to Def Leppard and Kenny Rogers.

With legs wide open

 

[The Holy One]

noticing someone reading named the Holy One is mildly amusing

Always make sure to check this thread, provides great lol moments.

He's the one Atlanta Falcons fan on the forum. To say that I hate him would be an understatement.

The feeling is mutual Aints fan . For a while, I thought the hate had died.

I love that guy!

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Most Christians try to be judge, jury, and executioner. The Bible says that we're not to judge anyone unless we want to be judged. I'm a Christian and whether you're gay, bilingual, like the Kardashians, or think John Cena's the greatest wrestler of all time, I'm not going to judge you. I believe that's up to God.

Carry on. Steal pleased with the riff raff going on.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Jesus. Hello Cosmonaught Chris.


Its a pisstake on the old sidious days, and the creepy shit he used to say. The guy with the cloud over him is Sidious, jerking it to a NJX-Tastycles party.

Oh.

How the FUCK was I to discern that!?

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Excuse me, I'm 6 feet tall. I realize that this isn't exactly giant, but at least I'm not short like the rest of those guys.

Bullshit. No way you've got 3 1/2 inches on me.

 

[Bernkastel]

Excuse me, I'm 6 feet tall. I realize that this isn't exactly giant, but at least I'm not short like the rest of those guys.

Really? I'd put you about 6'2 or 6'3. If you're 6 foot, D-Man must be like 5 feet tall.

 

[JGlass]

Bullshit. No way you've got 3 1/2 inches on me.

I think that the fact that I'm younger than most of NJX causes you folks to think of me as smaller. Go look at some of the pictures from Mania weekend, though, you might be surprised.

Really? I'd put you about 6'2 or 6'3. If you're 6 foot, D-Man must be like 5 feet tall.

Nope, 6'0". I think D-Man is between 5'6" and 5'8".

 

[JGlass]

Oh.

How the FUCK was I to discern that!?

Were you not around when Xfear posted about how Sidious called you and NorCal, "major JO material,"?

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

What does the JO stand for?

 

[Dirk]

I'm pretty sure it's "Jerk-off Material"

 

[JGlass]

What does the JO stand for?

I'm pretty sure it's "Jerk-off Material"

What this guy said.

 

[Bernkastel]

Nope, 6'0". I think D-Man is between 5'6" and 5'8".

I'm 5'6. But at the same time I'm stocky.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

I want to feel.important like you guys... I'm 6'3

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I'm 6'1, does that make me cool?

 

[Bernkastel]

Yes, very much so.

 

[Dirk]

I want to feel.important like you guys... I'm 6'3

Hi fives! I'm 1.92m and I think that converts to about 6'3" as well.

 

[Mustang Sally]

I'm 5'6. But at the same time I'm stocky.

I'm 5'3. But at the same time I'm skinny.

D-Man knows.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It's meant to be Major J. O'Material, but, alas-- just another addition to my shit list.

 

[Tastycles]

I am the same weight and height as Usain Bolt.

 

[Lee]

What about SWP?

 

[GI Cake]

What does the JO stand for?

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

If you knew his mental condition, you'd sympathize.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Sorry I don't keep up with what some guy on the internet called his criteria for *********ion.

If you knew his mental condition, you'd sympathize.

You're one to talk, with your autism and all.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]