Haiku Hogan's Shit List

[Барбоса]

Washington was, for a time going to be made king right?

Myth.

 

[klunderbunker]

The government does not give us rights. Our creator does. The bill of rights are inherent God given rights. The constitution is for the government to protect those rights and limit their(government) powers. Which they don't do.

So....since atheists don't believe in God, does that mean they don't believe they have rights?

 

[klunderbunker]

Notice the bold.

Unless they're gay, raped or a convicted felon, right?

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Dear British people,

Stop knowing more about American history than 98% of us Americans please. And when you're done with that, please help me find Canada on a map.

Warmest Regards,
GSB

 

[Uncle Sam]

We can't help it - they mentioned some common misconceptions about American history on QI once.

 

[Барбоса]

We can't help it - they mentioned some common misconceptions about American history on QI once.

Damn, the source of my "knowledge" has been rumbled...

 

[shattered dreams]

What's a canada?

 

[George Steele's Barber]

We can't help it - they mentioned some common misconceptions about American history on QI once.

Silly Sam, everyone knows 'Q' isn't a real letter. It's just put on keyboards to make us giggle cause it looks like an 'O' taking a poop.

My cat eats catnip.

 

[Lee]

We can't help it - they mentioned some common misconceptions about American history on QI once.

Shh!

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

The Creator

 

[IrishCanadian25]

I have to ask since I just noticed this - what's the significance of your sig, J.O.M.? Why is there a giant Tastycles partying with the NJX? What's the significance of the cloud above your head?

 

[Con T.]

I have to ask since I just noticed this - what's the significance of your sig, J.O.M.? Why is there a giant Tastycles partying with the NJX? What's the significance of the cloud above your head?

To be frank;

A. I haven't a clue.

B. I lost a name bet to Sam

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Oh, I gotcha.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Oh, I gotcha.

Jesus. Hello Cosmonaught Chris.


Its a pisstake on the old sidious days, and the creepy shit he used to say. The guy with the cloud over him is Sidious, jerking it to a NJX-Tastycles party.

 

[JGlass]

Can't it be both?

If he's trolling than he's a fairly brilliant troll considering how riled up he's gotten people. I mean, he's a complete asshole for doing it in the face of the Boston Marathon, but he's gotten most people falling for it hook line and sinker.

I believe we have our proof of trolling.

Or how about when he stuck up for the WBC? Who sticks up for the WBC? The fucking KKK hates the WBC.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

This was a great win for Sam. A great sig we can all relate to.

 

[jmt225]

Damn, I wanted to defend Natural Selection, but dude... whether it's their "right" to protest or not doesn't make it right. It's a horrible thing to do and people have every right to be disgusted by those scumbags.

I was ready to start a spiel about how the media has brainwashed a lot of people into believing Christianity is evil because of their non-stop depiction of the Westboro types, but then I actually got to what Hakiu was talking about and you were actually defending their "right to protest." Ridiculous, man. Don't ever defend those pieces of shit, ever. They give good-natured Christians a bad name and you're only attributing to that delusion people have of Christians by being one of the few on the boards here who is Christian, yet still feels the need to defend the Westboro Church.

 

[Con T.]

Bees

I just got stung by one.

In the dick.

Fuck you, bees


#stilllessannoyingthanNaturalSelection

 

[Con T.]

Damn, I wanted to defend Natural Selection, but dude... whether it's their "right" to protest or not doesn't make it right. It's a horrible thing to do and people have every right to be disgusted by those scumbags.

I was ready to start a spiel about how the media has brainwashed a lot of people into believing Christianity is evil because of their non-stop depiction of the Westboro types, but then I actually got to what Hakiu was talking about and you were actually defending their "right to protest." Ridiculous, man. Don't ever defend those pieces of shit, ever. They give good-natured Christians a bad name and you're only attributing to that delusion people have of Christians by being one of the few on the boards here who is Christian, yet still feels the need to defend the Westboro Church.

Jesus is just alright with me.

I do think a good portion of what you just said does happen in the media. It's why people like Tim Tebow get raked across the coals for being... Well, for being a nice guy. But these guys.. Man, fuck these guys

Edit; noticing someone reading named the Holy One is mildly amusing

 

[jmt225]

Edit; noticing someone reading named the Holy One is mildly amusing

He's the one Atlanta Falcons fan on the forum. To say that I hate him would be an understatement.

 

[BaconBits]

Damn, I wanted to defend Natural Selection, but dude... whether it's their "right" to protest or not doesn't make it right. It's a horrible thing to do and people have every right to be disgusted by those scumbags.

I was ready to start a spiel about how the media has brainwashed a lot of people into believing Christianity is evil because of their non-stop depiction of the Westboro types, but then I actually got to what Hakiu was talking about and you were actually defending their "right to protest." Ridiculous, man. Don't ever defend those pieces of shit, ever. They give good-natured Christians a bad name and you're only attributing to that delusion people have of Christians by being one of the few on the boards here who is Christian, yet still feels the need to defend the Westboro Church.

I have problem with people of Christianity or any other religion unless taken to extremes, because at least 80% of the world's problems are due to extremists of some faith or another. I jumped on his shit because he was attempting to defend the WBC, who use the guise of faith to be attention ****e the shit out of a reprehensible agenda.

 

[JGlass]

The only problem I have with Christians is when they try to deprive people of rights or make them feel bad about who they are. Other than that, I don't really care who you worship or how.

Oh, and don't make me listen to Creed either.

He's the one Atlanta Falcons fan on the forum. To say that I hate him would be an understatement.

I love that guy!

 

[Tastycles]

I can sort of explain the sig. Actually, I can't. But I made it in response to the sidious affair, but there was a specific purpose, I just don't remember it. I found it recently on photo bucket and asked Sam to do the honours. There's several jokes in one. The giant tastycles is because i actually am about a foot taller than the njexus put together.

 

[Vega]

I take religion as seriously as any other claim without arguments. If you don't argue based on it, I have no problems. If you bring up religious arguments in a rational discussion, you're detrimental to society and progress.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

The giant tastycles is because i actually am about a foot taller than the njexus put together.

Taller, bigger, no need to be modest Dingo Warrior.