Haiku Hogan's Shit List

[The Dragon Saga]

Some guys want Austin Aries' junk in their face, they want it so badly they can't comprehend Christy Hemme not wanting it.

Stop being such a bigot and start accepting their life styles.

Or I'll fucking shoot you.

 

[Con T.]

Some guys want Austin Aries' junk in their face, they want it so badly they can't comprehend Christy Hemme not wanting it.

Stop being such a bigot and start accepting their life styles.

Clearly Christy was in front of the line. They have to wait their turn.


No cuts, no buts, no alligator guts

 

[Con T.]

Or I'll fucking shoot you.

Must spread more rep around

 

[Con T.]

Also:


Mike Killam

You're being a douche on Twitter. Stop.

This isn't just about the Madden thing... It's been that way for a while. Learn to use twitter, or stop. If you think the Hemme thing was a big deal, I have news for you, the WWE app is even less of a deal.

#NoMoreMikeKillam

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Rich, a man who laughs at sexual harassment talks about being a cunt

Let me clear up a few things.

1.) I did find it funny, but I never argued for one side or another whether what he did was right or whether or not he should be punished, just thought it was something we would forget about after a day or two, but seemingly by your long winded posts that's not the case.

2.) I called you a cunt simply because that's what you were being, it was in response to your red rep over a comment I posted days ago where I enjoyed what I thought was a heel being a heel for the entertainment of the viewer on a wrestling show called Impact.

3.) Because I know this is coming, Am I bad person for laughing at it? Eh, why not sure. Even though I find your warped sense of dealing out lessons of morality over the internet hilarious I'm willing to admit I can be a bit twisted or an asshole at times. If Christy has a legit problem with it then yes it should be dealt with behind the scenes, if she doesn't oh well it happened move on. The way you put you would think you yourself have a legitimate claim of harassment towards Aries.

 

[Con T.]

And it seems like you feel you have a claim to Aries balls.

I don't see how it's warped; sexual harassment isn't funny, and those who find it funny are assholes.

And, son of a bitch, lookie here

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Oh Come On Motherfucker it was funny at first viewing.

 

[Con T.]

There's something I find amusing to seeing Tensai taking a German suplex

Keep that a sig forevermore and we're good

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

It was wrong of Aries to do that, got worse when Madden of all people stood up for her, but the worst is Hemme was legit pissed and just said one word.

I hope she wasn't gagged by TNA to not talk about this coz that would be atrocious. Spike is doing the right thing, Aries must've apologized in private, but a public apology is necessary here. No matter how heely you are, there are certain lines you don't cross. This ain't the Attitude Era you know. God WWF got sued in the ass with many harassment cases back then.

 

[shattered dreams]

Mr. O'Material, have you ever made or laughed at a Benoit joke?

 

[Dirk]

The shit list lives, Jack!
Watcha gonna do, brother,
when people miss it?

 

[Барбоса]

Those people who have a problem with others making light of a serious situation for comic effect are clearly not Irish.

 

[JGlass]

Those people who have a problem with others making light of a serious situation for comic effect are clearly not Irish.

They're probably Jews.

 

[Con T.]

They're probably Jews.

I also work in an HR department, my mother works at a women's clinic, and my girlfriend teaches self defense classes.

This is kind of something I deal with every day

 

[JGlass]

I also work in an HR department, my mother works at a women's clinic, and my girlfriend teaches self defense classes.

This is kind of something I deal with every day

Wait, are you actually Jewish? I'm learning about more and more that we have in common every day.

And I really don't know what to make of the Aries/Hemme situation. Not the actual transgression, what Aries did was undoubtedly terrible and he deserves every punishment he gets. What I'm unsure of is whether the people sympathizing with Aries are just dumb/naive/ignorant, or if they're misogynists.

 

[Con T.]

Wait, are you actually Jewish? I'm learning about more and more that we have in common every day.

You, too?

Yep; went to Brandeis, so that's a thing, too

And I really don't know what to make of the Aries/Hemme situation. Not the actual transgression, what Aries did was undoubtedly terrible and he deserves every punishment he gets. What I'm unsure of is whether the people sympathizing with Aries are just dumb/naive/ignorant, or if they're misogynists.

I think it's some sort of combination, though it's pretty possible that those who support Aries don't see themselves as misogynists. After all, it's kind of hard to say, "yeah, I suck when it comes to that". And perhaps I'm whacking them too hard on the head with a mallet, but frankly, that's how I roll.

I have admittedly very little tolerance for this. Very little.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Your girl teaches self defense, thats hot.

 

[Con T.]

Your girl teaches self defense, thats hot.

I tried to get her into watching wrestling. Spoilers:

Spoiler

It did not work

But, she did like Eve Torres, mainly because I told her about the work she does in teaching women Brazilian Jiu Jitsu as self defense

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Eve Torres is just yaooozaaaa and this thread will turn into the Jizz List if we keep talking about her.

 

[JGlass]

You, too?

Yep; went to Brandeis, so that's a thing, too

That's particularly Jewish of you, but dude, I went to Northeastern! You could have come to Night of Champions with Charlie, Doc, and me.

I think it's some sort of combination, though it's pretty possible that those who support Aries don't see themselves as misogynists. After all, it's kind of hard to say, "yeah, I suck when it comes to that". And perhaps I'm whacking them too hard on the head with a mallet, but frankly, that's how I roll.

I have admittedly very little tolerance for this. Very little.

I think there are a few, like Dynamite, that can't fully comprehend what happened. Because it happened in a wrestling ring, and everything in wrestling is generally taken with a grain of salt, it's kind of hard to separate fiction with reality. I think there were a few people in that thread, though, that knew that Austin Aries sexually harassed Cristy Hemme and still thought it was funny.

 

[Bernkastel]

You are missing some riveting stuff in this thread.

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?p=4471363#post4471363

Haven't seen that much lack of brainpower since Prowrestlingfan and The History teamed up together.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'm dealing with Prowrestlingfan at the moment. Apparently there's no way to know what is main eventing Wrestlemania ahead of time.

 

[Con T.]

Haiku Hogan

Spoiler

I have Bipolar

Yeah, that was a pretty tame entry, wasn't it?

Spoiler

You cunt

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Clearly this place has become a tad bit dull.

 

[Con T.]

Clearly this place has become a tad bit dull.

The wonders of good therapy