Guy on a jetpack...?

[Blizz]

So my friend and I were outside yesterday when we saw a small black smudge floating in the sky. It looked like it was maybe a mile a way and a good 1/2 mile up in the air. As it started drifting closer to my house, it started to look like the shape of a person. After it traveled a good mile in a bout 3 minutes (so theres no way it was a kite), my friend got binoculars we could make out the shape of a person, with 2 legs dangling and a large lump on the back. It didn't move up or down just stayed at the same elevation...almost like it was hovering. It couldn't have been a kite as there was nothing atatched to it. We both saw it so I know I'm not crazy.. My parents legit think I was on something.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Fucking weird.

 

[Blizz]

Fucking weird.

My family members think I smoked something Lol. Fuckin weirdest thing either of us have ever seen.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

ALIENS!!!!!!!1!11!!

 

[Blizz]

I'll be outside around the same time tonight, this time with a high-def camera. If the jetpack-alien happens to hover by again, I'll make sure to post a pic.

 

[LamaNamaneumi]

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Dude, where is "The Murder Mitten"?

 

[Jane]

Lulz that was me.

 

[Dave]

Probably a sex-pest scoping out the area.

 

[Blizz]

Lulz that was me.

Now it all makes sense.

 

[Fuel The Fire]

I was looking outside one day and there was a guy walking on stilts. I wanted to run over there a knock him over but he got off

 

[Blizz]

Fuckin jetpack flying aliens; always making me question my sanity.