Guy lost his phone.

[Sully]

Aren't you the creepy guy who said you'd rape that other girl if no one was there to stop you?

Do people not understand jokes in here?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

yeah, rape is really funny bro.

Post some porn so you can redeem yourself.

 

[The Doctor]

I keep thinking this thread title is referring to GuyCompton.

 

[Theo Mays]

I keep thinking this thread title is referring to GuyCompton.

Same here. I kept thinking this would be some witty story put together by Guy about how he lost his phone. Shame it wasn't, as I haven't talked to Guy in ages.

 

[Cookie]

My friend and I investigate, he lifts up the lid, and we find a cell phone under it.

Should've used it to text that girl you've been stalking and teach her a lesson!

 

[.]

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Same here. I kept thinking this would be some witty story put together by Guy about how he lost his phone. Shame it wasn't, as I haven't talked to Guy in ages.

I first saw this thread on my phone and thought it was about me, and I had the biggest "WTF...?" reaction to it.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Who is that massive dude on the far right of your sig?