I'm doing it for the shits and giggles. I'm not going to tell her my name either.
Look at you. Little creeper knows by now not to tell the chick he's stalking his name. You're a fast learner, huh?
Her friend has now texted me too. I now have her, and her friend, and I shall troll them both. The theme of tonights game is, find out who the mysterious creepy kid is that is texting us.
Hey man, I don't think you're ready to stalk two women at once. What happens if they put their brains together and realize that you're the only one creepy enough to do this? Then you're caught in the bushes with your dick in your hand.
Lesson learned, don't put your phone number out in pubic places, otherwise a creepy kid with an infamous record with women, will see it and text you.
At least you wait until after they're dead to fuck them. You're truly merciful.
I don't intend to do anything otherwise, hopefully it will teach them something. They are lucking they got me, it could've been someone worse, like Brian Peppers or something.
Trust me, they got him. Fucking creeper.
In other news, the other girl from the other thread, finds me very unattractive. Turns out, I am the last person on earth that she would fuck. Luckily for me, if we were the last two on earth, there would be nobody else there to stop me from doing what I want. I just hope she doesn't turn me in for sexual harassment after saying that, then again, the substitute teacher I had in History was staring at her ass the entire period, so I think there is other people she should worry about..which will be my actual defense if for some reason she would try to do that.
Did you just say that you would rape her? Seriously? Fucking....seriously? My god.
Well, I wasn't the complete last one, the kid who never bathes and plays Xbox all day is behind me. I think she was just saying that though because of my history with her, or because it was directly to me.
No, she doesn't hate you. Especially after that great paragraph up there. I mean, all you said was that you'd rape her. That's not fucking crazy, right?
But on the positive side, I'm not the one who's a complete **** and will end up fucking anyone in 3 years. Plus, by the time I'm a senior, as long as start for the football team, she'll be in my pants. Just thank god I'm not obsessed with her anymore, to me she is just like all the other girls, hot enough to fuck, but a relationship? Hell no.
You're not obsessed with her...but you were talking about forcing yourself on her and spent two paragraphs shit-talking a girl I guarantee you I will never ever care about.
Congratulations.
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He's not a rapist guys! See here, his humorous inb4 joke shows that he's not.
In all honesty though, I will probably think nothing of this. It's completely harmless, all I'm doing is texting her, and all she's doing is trying to find out who I am. Matter of fact, I think she's finally realized that the best thing to do is not respond. At this point though, I WILL NOT tell her my name. The last thing I need is to get the crap beaten out of me by an older brother or boyfriend.
Nah, you'll just rape her like you would your ex-girlfriend or whomever. Fucking hell.
Too late SSC, I just texted her, telling her if she says she learned her lesson, I'll leave her alone. But I may tell her that anyways, just maybe a little "By the way, my name is Michael Weston."
It would be funnier if she asks people around school who "Michael Weston" is. Google would probably deem that false anyways, but it will still add to the "Shits and giggles" theme.
My god. You sound like some kind of weird serial killer. "If you've learned your lesson I'll stop peering through your windows and raping your dog."
Seriously. If this is your idea of shits and giggles, I'd hate to find out what you'd do when you actually cared enough to ruin someone's life.
