I have a Facebook stalker

[Cena's Little Helper]

Maybe I'll put a pic at a later date, but it'll only be up for like 20 minutes. Which one do you want: wife in camisole and panties or wife in hot-pink stripper bikini top (my mug is in the second pic, so choose wisely)?

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

Wife in hot-pink stripper bikini top (my mug is in the second pic, so choose wisely)?

^^

 

[Hyorinmaru]

The first one.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Well, I just got nagged for spending too much time on the Internet, so I'll post these pics tonight...I'm taking them down in like 20 minutes, though, since I know I'll regret the shit otherwise. Also, please don't quote the pics. Next post I'll have both pics up.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Ask, and ye shall receive:

Spoiler

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[ABMorales787]

You wanted a picture, here's a picture:

Now is everybody happy?

Umm... Dude. It looks like you're trying to swallow her tongue.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Are you on the left or right stinger?

 

[ABMorales787]

Are you on the left or right stinger?

Bwahahahahaha!!

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Are you on the left or right stinger?

The left.

 

[The Doctor]

She just called me. She had my number from the trip. My phone was turned silent because of the opera so I missed the call but FFFFFUUUUU

Really though, it's not really annoying, just weird. Three weeks! I think calling her a stalker was a bit extreme and I think she's maybe just not in a good situation in general. I'm going to just talk to her. There's no real reason to be a dick, about anything, ever.

 

[ZeroVX]

Doc, just block her. Trust me on this one, you want nothing to do with her. It's just going to result in stress and insanity if you actually start to care about her, to any degree.

Why yes, I am speaking from a degree of experience.

 

[The Crock]

Why yes, Zero... Nobody gives a shit.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

You were the stalker weren't you zero.

 

[ZeroVX]

You were the stalker weren't you zero.

No comment.

 

[Yuridius]

Okay this is what you do Doc.

First take a cold shower and stand in the cold water for about 40 minutes till shrinkage starts to occur.

Second off, make sure you dry off quickly so it looks you are naturally that small.

Third, go get your cell phone.

Fourth, take pics of the shrinkage and send them to her.

If this works properly, she think you are small and leave you a lone forever.

 

[Stormtrooper]

Doc, block her. You're not being a dick if you do that. Block her on Facebook and try to block her phone # too.

 

[Phoenix]

Unfortunately it's not possible to block numbers.

She just called me. She had my number from the trip. My phone was turned silent because of the opera so I missed the call but FFFFFUUUUU

Really though, it's not really annoying, just weird. Three weeks! I think calling her a stalker was a bit extreme and I think she's maybe just not in a good situation in general. I'm going to just talk to her. There's no real reason to be a dick, about anything, ever.

Doc, this is a female trait called emotional blackmail. If there's a missed call and no response, then another, then another, all you will do is feel guilty you didn't respond and end up calling her back now. You've fallen into that trap, trust me, I've been there. My ex would do this all the time, missed call making me worry, call back, it's nothing that couldn't have waited or been done at a better time. I know you're a nice guy, but from a guy who thinks similiar and experienced this, it's not worth it.