I have a Facebook stalker

[Monkey_Mania]

No. Never. In fact, I really dont see how I'm "Doc's Clone." Yes, I listened to three albums from a band after he did it, but what does that mean? He had a good idea, so I copied it. No big deal. Its not like everything I do in life is modeled after him. In fact, barely anything I do is modeled after him.

Lets not forget though, I'm married. Which means that I've banged my wife. Fucking a girl is something Doc has yet to accomplish.



I'm going to have to pass.

Are you really married? U seem proud of that, but yet you never post a pic of both of you together. Im gonna need some proof that you in fact are married, and not some android.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

I kid, I kid.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Are you really married? U seem proud of that, but yet you never post a pic of both of you together. Im gonna need some proof that you in fact are married, and not some android.

Fine, I'll give you a picture. Just give me a minute to re-size it, it's a big picture.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

She's a real cow, huh?

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

She's a real cow, huh?

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

You wanted a picture, here's a picture:

Now is everybody happy?

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I'm sure your wife would be thrilled to find out that you're so easily bamboozled into posting pictures of her on the internet.

Also, fake.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

I'm sure your wife would be thrilled to find out that you're so easily bamboozled into posting pictures of her on the internet.

Also, fake.

How?

 

[The Crock]

Firecrotch!

Stinger... That is definitely fake.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Firecrotch!

Stinger... That is definitely fake.

Actually, her hair is auburn. The sunlight just makes it look sort of red.

And no, it's not fake.

 

[The Crock]

I dunno, the picture looks too fake.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

I dunno, the picture looks too fake.

All pictures that are done by a professional photographer look fake. Thats why you shell out a shitload of money for them.

 

[The Crock]

I'm just playin', bro.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

I'm just playin', bro.

...I knew that.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Stinger, I've been messing with you this entire time. You two are a good lookin' couple.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Stinger, I've been messing with you this entire time. You two are a good lookin' couple.

Well thanks Monkey.

 

[Ty Burna]

All pictures that are done by a professional photographer look fake. Thats why you shell out a shitload of money for them.

This a thousand times over. My $60 Sony Camera could have done just as good of a job.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

The pictures that I have with the wife look like shit...maybe we should get a professional photographer to take some for us.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

The pictures that I have with the wife look like shit...maybe we should get a professional photographer to take some for us.

Well it was for a wedding, so...

 

[The Doctor]

It's fake. You look nothing like Lucky Cannon.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Pics of the Wifeys tits or GTFO.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

It's fake. You look nothing like Lucky Cannon.

I was talking about Lucky Cannon pre-long hair.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Pics of the Wifeys tits or GTFO.

No.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

GTFO

 

[Monkey_Mania]

GTFO

Angel, hustlin' mufuckas since day 1.