I went to a club on Monday night

[Lee]

No. I have half a bottle of Sainsbury's basics rum that needs to go before I move out. This could be an interesting way to achieve that...

By watching the macho maddness dvd?

Also I've invited myself to yours for Summerslam, just sayin.

 

[Tastycles]

I'll probably book the next day off, so you can come if I do. Same goes for all of the gang. If my flat mates ask, we all went to Completely Different Accent Comprehensive School together.

 

[Uncle Sam]

On this subject, it appears a friend of mine wishes to go clubbing for her birthday and I'm invited. Any tips?

Bring a tomahawk. It'll make the experience infinitely more cathartic.

 

[Lee]

I could put one on?

 

[Uncle Sam]

But then we could be in a propah bit ah barney.

Note: I learned all my cockney from that one bloke in Ocean's Eleven.