Good guys I hate.
Hogan: I always found him to be thoroughly uninteresting and resented having him shoved down my throat like the phallus of a poor quality rent bo... resented having him shoved down my throat. *ahem*
HHH: It's not so much that I hate him, it's just that he's been on my TV for so god damn long, yet I still can't think of a single particually memorable match or moment involving him. He's always seemed incredibly average to me.
JBL: Now I'm taking a slightly different tack here and moving away from the ring and referring to his commentary here. I've never understood (nor had the inclination to start and argument to find out why) such a large number of people around here seemed to regard his ability with anyone beyond contempt. As far as I recall his entire time at the announce table seemed to revolve around him delivering the same seven or eight soliloquies every week, and not even in the tolerable 'Michael Cole - Best Pure Striker In The WWE' way. Every single fucking week I'd get lectured at length about how "You can't coach strength" until it got to much and I simply gave up on the show.
Now, on a more positive note... kittens.
And on an even more positive (all be it less cute... probably) note, the first of the crap guys who I'm a big fan of...
Kevin Nash: Nash was probably the first guy I started watching on a weekly basis. It was always quite hard to get wrestling in the UK if you didn't have cable, but we did get to see a repeat of Nitro every Thursday night during the period I later discovered to be the death of WCW, and I started tuning in during Nash's feud with Scott Steiner. Probably a minor blip on the radar these days; but at the time it was super mega awesome, and I still retain fond memories of Nash and DDP (but mainly Nash, cos the man doesn't try to sell me yoga).
Furthermore; in a business full of washed up hasbeens, drunk on their own cool aid (I don't know what that stuff actually is) and still utterly convinced that they could main event Wrestlemania; Nash has a refreshingly realistic attitude about his own ability.
"I don't think Joe wants to have to carry my ass" were his words on
wrestlezone radio if I remember correctly. Oh, and finally, since I seem to have turned a simple spam zone post into a Big Sexy love-fest, I'll add that recent reports as to his actions with Waltman mark him out to be a pretty decent guy as well. Bleh.
I suppose since I've suddenly decided to take this thing seriouly, I might as well rattle off another.
Kane: I'll admit it. I'm an absolute sucker for enhancement talent. Especially those who've had a big enough fan base to crowbar their way into the main event but have chosen not to. Kane's spent his entire career helping turn other people into stars, has a very good reputation for looking out for the buisness over hos own advancements... oh year; and he used to wear a mask and set people on fire. Seriously; how many people did Huck Hogan set on fire? Huh? Bet all you Hogan fans feel pretty damn stupid now don't ya?
So there; a small handful of guys I like and dislike inspite of their generially accepted ability of lack their of, marinated in words and punctuation. Woop.