Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Thriller Ant]

Fear. The. Beard.

Actually I feel as though the Beard ain't worth fearing. I just haven't had it in me my last few RP's. I feel the need for someone to smack me with the motivation stick or something.

Let me get my pants pulled down...

I'll give him a 0 rating cause he sucks.

Ouch, my pride.

 

[Theo Mays]

I liked your RP in the tag match a couple weeks back against us. I like your team with the Gent. I think you guys can go places.

Thanks Yazzy, you just know how to bring me up.

Theo I love you like a brother but El Califa Dragon is gonna beat the ever living shit out of the Beard. Bring it on motherfucker, bring all you got to the table with your RP. I want to see your best.

Standard trash/pep talk. Seriously. Bring your best.

I saw that we have you and I was like "Shiiiiiiit!". Cause A) You're pretty fucking good and B) I haven't been at my best lately.

I hope that going against someone your caliber brings me out of my lull and I gotta churn out the best RP I've produced. Saturday is gonna be a day full of serious creativeness and then the Vikings game.

 

[Ty Burna]

Midwest Connection lives!

Indeed it does good sir. I will get down to Chicago one of these times and partake in an ROH show with you and Thriller. It will happen.

 

[JGlass]

Fear. The. Beard.

Actually I feel as though the Beard ain't worth fearing. I just haven't had it in me my last few RP's. I feel the need for someone to smack me with the motivation stick or something.

Theo I love you like a brother but El Califa Dragon is gonna beat the ever living shit out of the Beard. Bring it on motherfucker, bring all you got to the table with your RP. I want to see your best.

Standard trash/pep talk. Seriously. Bring your best.

Don't worry, Theo, I beat him when he was good. You should be fine.

 

[CH David]

Indeed it does good sir. I will get down to Chicago one of these times and partake in an ROH show with you and Thriller. It will happen.

Duuuude, yes! Then we can either partake in some famous hot dogs or some excellent burgers. One or the other, really.

 

[Ty Burna]

I saw that we have you and I was like "Shiiiiiiit!". Cause A) You're pretty fucking good and B) I haven't been at my best lately.

I hope that going against someone your caliber brings me out of my lull and I gotta churn out the best RP I've produced. Saturday is gonna be a day full of serious creativeness and then the Vikings game.

I got a lot to prove with El Califa, I stumbled out of the gates with the character plus the non kayfabe heat on me for the mystery man thing so you're not the only one my friend that's gotta step it up. I want the best out of every opponent I face, and I want the very best out of my tag team partner as well. LGM is someone I've wanted to face as I'm a big fan of his character and a big fan of your tag team in general. I think you got the skills to compete in the tag division you just gotta get that fire under you to make a run at it.

That all being said, let me be the scapegoat to take out your frustrations on and put in the effort like it's a title match and I know you'll knock your RP out of the park.

 

[Ty Burna]

Duuuude, yes! Then we can either partake in some famous hot dogs or some excellent burgers. One or the other, really.

Most definitely man. I gotta sample some authentic Chicago deep dish as well.

 

[justinsayne]

Indeed it does good sir. I will get down to Chicago one of these times and partake in an ROH show with you and Thriller. It will happen.

You stop by & pick me up on the way, I'll throw a few bucks for gas

 

[Thriller Ant]

Duuuude, yes! Then we can either partake in some famous hot dogs or some excellent burgers. One or the other, really.

Most definitely man. I gotta sample some authentic Chicago deep dish as well.

You stop by & pick me up on the way, I'll throw a few bucks for gas

I fully support all of this

 

[Ty Burna]

You stop by & pick me up on the way, I'll throw a few bucks for gas

Absolutely man, and hit up that comic shop of yours again. I wish I had more time to browse because that store makes the comic shop around here look pathetic in comparison.

 

[nightmare]

Fear. The. Beard.

Actually I feel as though the Beard ain't worth fearing. I just haven't had it in me my last few RP's. I feel the need for someone to smack me with the motivation stick or something.

Look your beard in the mirror and tell him you dont have it in you anymore. Do you want that glorious beard to cry because you let everyone down? Are you a man or a whiny vagina? Where is the fire? The passion? How many people have to die before you realize? How many more cliche phrases must I type?

Suit up and get it done.

 

[CH David]

I fully support all of this

iPPV in March. Just sayin'...

 

[justinsayne]

Absolutely man, and hit up that comic shop of yours again. I wish I had more time to browse because that store makes the comic shop around here look pathetic in comparison.

I was just there this morning to pick up my new books & the copy of Fury Max Vol. 1 they ordered for me, they've totally restocked their TPB shelves.

 

[justinsayne]

iPPV in March. Just sayin'...

Hopefully we can get close enough for Thriller to meet Kevin Kelly & yell "Block this bitch!" before giving him a nice swift kick to the head.

 

[nightmare]

BEST TAG TEAM MOVE EVER!


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FOLOWED BY:
THE BEST CANADIAN DESTROYER EVER!

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[Ty Burna]

I was just there this morning to pick up my new books & the copy of Fury Max Vol. 1 they ordered for me, they've totally restocked their TPB shelves.

Nice, I picked up a few singles and a Deadpool TPB. I also got my daughter two Mickey Mouse comics. One's pretty much destroyed, the other I keep safe in my comic drawer so she can look at it when she gets bored of drawing in my office.

 

[JGlass]

So my best friend from high school that I haven't talked to in years just got a tattoo. I know this because he posted it to Facebook. It looks like a middle school doodle drawn on to his ribs, but it's going to be there forever. I feel both embarrassed for him as well as very content in how much the world makes sense. If I had to pick one person that I went to high school that was going to get a bad tattoo at some point in their life, it would probably he him.

 

[The Crock]

Fear. The. Beard.

Actually I feel as though the Beard ain't worth fearing. I just haven't had it in me my last few RP's. I feel the need for someone to smack me with the motivation stick or something.

TLT does some motivational speaking, I hear.

 

[CH David]

Hopefully we can get close enough for Thriller to meet Kevin Kelly & yell "Block this bitch!" before giving him a nice swift kick to the head.

Fucking LOL!!!!

He text me about that last night, so when I checked it out I was laughing my ass off. Holy balls, hilarious. Fuckin' Kevin Kelly.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

TLT does some motivational speaking, I hear.

'Tis true. He can teach you to lose and not be upset by it.

 

[Ty Burna]

Hopefully we can get close enough for Thriller to meet Kevin Kelly & yell "Block this bitch!" before giving him a nice swift kick to the head.

That would be the greatest thing ever in ROH history.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Just show up and chant "NIU" the whole show. That twat.

 

[JGlass]

Fuck that shit, it's Theo's birthday!

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Lets all celebrate and get fucked up and grow beards. Or we can enjoy a few drinks responsibly.

 

[JGlass]

Lets all celebrate and get fucked up and grow beards. Or we can enjoy a few drinks responsibly.

I'm 23 and what is this?

Seriously though, I'll volunteer to DD for the occasion. I've had more than my fair share for the... month.