Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Wicked Valentine]

It's not actually a party for you, it's a party to introduce you to your new father: me.

Mom's gonna be so pissed that you spoiled it

I've never understood why girls are so enthusiastic to go to female strip clubs, but my theory is that it's so they can feel better about their lives.

We're enthusiastic because we see it as a chance to see hot, or relatively hot, women naked without it being awkward or a requirement for sex. Same thing if we end up going to a male strip club.

They make hundreds a night just prancing around taking their clothes off while I gotta go through 6 years of college to be a scientist and still make probably as much as they do in a year. Hell I'd do it too but I am antisocial and shy as fuck I'd be the worst stripper ever.

 

[Harthan]

Mom's gonna be so pissed that you spoiled it



We're enthusiastic because we see it as a chance to see hot, or relatively hot, women naked without it being awkward or a requirement for sex. Same thing if we end up going to a male strip club.

They make hundreds a night just prancing around taking their clothes off while I gotta go through 6 years of college to be a scientist and still make probably as much as they do in a year. Hell I'd do it too but I am antisocial and shy as fuck I'd be the worst stripper ever.

This is the wrong conversation to have on an Internet forum where everyone knows you just turned 18.

How is your life otherwise? I haven't really seen you around these parts in a while.

 

[JGlass]

Mom's gonna be so pissed that you spoiled it

That's okay, we have killer make-up sex.

We're enthusiastic because we see it as a chance to see hot, or relatively hot, women naked without it being awkward or a requirement for sex. Same thing if we end up going to a male strip club.

Isn't that just like porn, except that porn is free? Also, most strip clubs that let under 21 in are the skeezy kind, but I guess you take what you can get.

They make hundreds a night just prancing around taking their clothes off while I gotta go through 6 years of college to be a scientist and still make probably as much as they do in a year. Hell I'd do it too but I am antisocial and shy as fuck I'd be the worst stripper ever.

Yeah, but they have to put up with being sexually harassed in a totally legal setting. I'm willing to reckon that after a while being a stripper takes a mental toll on most people.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

This is the wrong conversation to have on an Internet forum where everyone knows you just turned 18.

How is your life otherwise? I haven't really seen you around these parts in a while.

I don't care. What's the worst that could happen?

And I've been pretty good. Just really busy with college and school stuff. Like so busy I barely even noticed that I hadn't been on in a while. But the worst part of the year is over so I'm really happy now that I can just breeze through the 2nd semester, then graduate!!

How have you been?

 

[Wicked Valentine]

That's okay, we have killer make-up sex.

TOO MUCH INFO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Isn't that just like porn, except that porn is free? Also, most strip clubs that let under 21 in are the skeezy kind, but I guess you take what you can get.

Yeah we're desperate so we don't care

Yeah, but they have to put up with being sexually harassed in a totally legal setting. I'm willing to reckon that after a while being a stripper takes a mental toll on most people.

It's cute that you're being so empathetic hun

 

[JGlass]

TOO MUCH INFO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Yeah, your mom says his name from time to time too.

It's cute that you're being so empathetic hun

I just don't want my step-daughter falling in with the wrong crowd.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I went to a strip club once. Like it is awful really. Just middle of the road girls with bad tattoos taking their clothes off and walking around asking people for dances. I could have spent that $15 better.

Plus this one girl had a tattoo of her kids foot prints from the birth certificate, and that was like the biggest boner kill ever.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

I just don't want my step-daughter falling in with the wrong crowd.

Don't worry I stay in my room all day and don't like talking to people I think I'll be fine

I went to a strip club once. Like it is awful really. Just middle of the road girls with bad tattoos taking their clothes off and walking around asking people for dances. I could have spent that $15 better.

Plus this one girl had a tattoo of her kids foot prints from the birth certificate, and that was like the biggest boner kill ever.

I hear a scouting trip in the weeks leading up to my friends birthday

 

[Harthan]

I don't care. What's the worst that could happen?

And I've been pretty good. Just really busy with college and school stuff. Like so busy I barely even noticed that I hadn't been on in a while. But the worst part of the year is over so I'm really happy now that I can just breeze through the 2nd semester, then graduate!!

How have you been?

Oh, you know. My entire world is slowly collapsing as I face the prospect of my impending death with an increasing sense of despair and uncertainty. The usual.

Second semester of high school is a wonderful time. All your responsibilities abate as you become filled with a sense of wonder and hope for the future. I hope you enjoy it.

 

[JGlass]

Oh, you know. My entire world is slowly collapsing as I face the prospect of my impending death with an increasing sense of despair and uncertainty. The usual.

Your impending death is impending at a rate comparable to that of a one legged tortoise circling the globe. Stop being dramatic and learn string theory so you can explain it to me.

 

[GI Cake]

ESPN wrote an article about Rex Ryan sporting a tattoo of his wife wearing a Mark Sanchez jersey.

Yeah... when did ESPN become TMZ?

 

[nightmare]

Your impending death is impending at a rate comparable to that of a one legged tortoise circling the globe. Stop being dramatic and learn string theory so you can explain it to me.

My hypothesis is that cats like string.

My string theory is correct.

 

[JGlass]

ESPN wrote an article about Rex Ryan sporting a tattoo of his wife wearing a Mark Sanchez jersey.

Yeah... when did ESPN become TMZ?

They report on what athletes are reporting on Twitter. I don't think it's outside of ESPN's journalistic integrity to report on tattoos of an NFL coach.

My hypothesis is that cats like string.

My string theory is correct.

If cats like string and cats are evil, therefore evil likes string, so string theory must have to do with some doomsday plot. Glad we put this together.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

Oh, you know. My entire world is slowly collapsing as I face the prospect of my impending death with an increasing sense of despair and uncertainty. The usual.

Your impending death is impending at a rate comparable to that of a one legged tortoise circling the globe. Stop being dramatic and learn string theory so you can explain it to me.

I'm confused

Second semester of high school is a wonderful time. All your responsibilities abate as you become filled with a sense of wonder and hope for the future. I hope you enjoy it.

I have no wonder, I just hope to have a drivers license by the time I graduate. With Prom and Grad Night coming up the next couple months and school work being relatively easy I think I'll be able to sit back and just enjoy my last couple months of being a grade school student.

 

[Coco]

Oh, you know. My entire world is slowly collapsing as I face the prospect of my impending death with an increasing sense of despair and uncertainty. The usual.

Are you trolling the Glass Ass thread for a pity fuck?

Aww... *hugs* It's all going to be okay, buddy.

 

[nightmare]

If cats like string and cats are evil, therefore evil likes string, so string theory must have to do with some doomsday plot. Glad we put this together.

A-HA!!

Since cats are evil & IC25 has cats- it is determined that IC is pulling the 'strings' on this doomsday plot. Therefore, since you chose to spare said cats from your projectile vomit assault- you must be a double agent & were just pretending you didnt understand the 'string' theory to cover your tracks.


Well played sir, well played indeed.

 

[smizzy]

I needed some extra cash so I took AC3 and WWE13 to GameStop. They offered me $24. That wasn't enough for me to let go of both so I tried a used cd store and they offered me $17. I then tried a pawn shop and, after being hassled by their lowball tactics, left letting them keep their $15 offer.

I decided to try a more local, family owned used game store. And walked out with $47 bucks. I am pleased.

 

[justinsayne]

I needed some extra cash so I took AC3 and WWE13 to GameStop. They offered me $24. That wasn't enough for me to let go of both so I tried a used cd store and they offered me $17. I then tried a pawn shop and, after being hassled by their lowball tactics, left letting them keep their $15 offer.

I decided to try a more local, family owned used game store. And walked out with $47 bucks. I am pleased.

You should always go with local family owned places first, pawn shops are almost always going to attempt to offer you next to nothing, especially if you're selling instead of pawning.

 

[Tastycles]

I just got twatted with the entourage of a popular music act, should I superfly splash my snoring flatmate who did not go out tonight?

 

[justinsayne]

I just got twatted with the entourage of a popular music act, should I superfly splash my snoring flatmate who did not go out tonight?

I'm not sure my poor feeble American mind knows what "Getting twatted with..." means in these case, care to explain... please?

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I have been listening to Ben Folds for like 2 hours

 

[Tastycles]

I'm not sure my poor feeble American mind knows what "Getting twatted with..." means in these case, care to explain... please?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=twatted

Number 2.

 

[justinsayne]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=twatted

Number 2.

Ah, I see. Suddenly your post makes much more sense.

 

[nightmare]

I have been listening to Ben Folds for like 2 hours

I never understood what he folded five of -or why it was entertaining to listen to.

Did Ben fold 5 shirts? Cards? Origami birds?


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Am I the only one who does not get why people are so dead set on seeing Taker\Sting? Honestly, besides the fact Sting wore a trench coat & was a 'darker' character for a bit- what is so intriguing that people want to see that matchup? Taker has spent most of his tenure being that dark, evil, stoic & supernatural character. Sting spent most of his career wearing neon colors, being loud, charismatic & energetic. Thats like saying 'SCSA should fight Jeff Jarrett because he played a guitar for a few months & JJ always carries a guitar with him so it would be a great match'....


I really think that Sting vs HBK would be a much better match. Much better.

 

[Con T.]

I have been listening to Ben Folds for like 2 hours

Rainbow, have you ever seen videos of what Ben Folds does in concert, with folk on chat roulette?

Fucking hilarious

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