Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Uncle Sam]

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?p=4274541#post4274541

It's up.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Hopefully we can get close enough for Thriller to meet Kevin Kelly & yell "Block this bitch!" before giving him a nice swift kick to the head.

Fucking LOL!!!!

He text me about that last night, so when I checked it out I was laughing my ass off. Holy balls, hilarious. Fuckin' Kevin Kelly.

That would be the greatest thing ever in ROH history.

Just show up and chant "NIU" the whole show. That twat.

I do have very long legs. Just need like 2nd row tickets. Plus, he seems to have a large head, so easier target.





HAPPY BIRTHDAY THEO!

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Now keep in mind I don't watch ROH and have only a passing interest in it, so what is this Kevin Kelly getting his ass kicked thing?

 

[Thriller Ant]

Now keep in mind I don't watch ROH and have only a passing interest in it, so what is this Kevin Kelly getting his ass kicked thing?

The college he graduated from and the college I graduated from played in a football game. He insulted my school (like a lot of other idiots have) on Twitter so I replied and called him out on it. After a very short back-and-forth where he didn't really make any good points, he blocked me rather than ignoring me or continuing to debate. I posted a link to the conversation a couple pages back, too lazy to look it up now.

 

[JGlass]

What I've learned about the Attitude Era from WWE13

• They had Hell in a Cell matches every other week.
• If there was a space for a swerve, you better make that damn swerve.
• Mick Foley was Kane before Kane was Kane in that he switched between faces and heels with frightening regularity.
• The Rock and Mick Foley feud was booked awesomely, then terribly, then awesomely.
• Shawn Micahaels is a douchebag.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

The college he graduated from and the college I graduated from played in a football game. He insulted my school (like a lot of other idiots have) on Twitter so I replied and called him out on it. After a very short back-and-forth where he didn't really make any good points, he blocked me rather than ignoring me or continuing to debate. I posted a link to the conversation a couple pages back, too lazy to look it up now.

Fair play. Kick him in the head and raise your arms screaming "BLOCK THAT" before sitting down over him Indian style...I swear I've seen that somewhere before...

 

[Johnny Scumm]

The college he graduated from and the college I graduated from played in a football game. He insulted my school (like a lot of other idiots have) on Twitter so I replied and called him out on it. After a very short back-and-forth where he didn't really make any good points, he blocked me rather than ignoring me or continuing to debate. I posted a link to the conversation a couple pages back, too lazy to look it up now.

Damn that twitter, starting all the worlds wars.

 

[Remix]

Dead Man Down. I want to see it.

 

[nightmare]

You got him half of a toilet seat lid with shit on it? Thats not a good birthday gift.

What I've learned about the Attitude Era from WWE13

• They had Hell in a Cell matches every other week.
• If there was a space for a swerve, you better make that damn swerve.
• Mick Foley was Kane before Kane was Kane in that he switched between faces and heels with frightening regularity.
• The Rock and Mick Foley feud was booked awesomely, then terribly, then awesomely.
• Shawn Micahaels is a douchebag.

You forgot that it also taught us you can drink beer on the job, kick your bosses ass, destroy property, get fired & get re-hired the next day just to do the same all over again.

Oh, that and you can kidnap your daughter & have her crucified on live television without going to jail. Just as long as you own the company she works for.

 

[Thriller Ant]

You got him half of a toilet seat lid with shit on it? Thats not a good birthday gift.

It was the best I could come up with on short notice.

 

[Miko]

That's pretty impressive actually. My only drunk skill is that I'm generally pretty dexterous with my fingers, especially when it comes to typing. I was also able to tie a balloon around a bunch of champagne glasses without knocking any of them over.

Thats not to say I behave myself, at all. But your skills sounds stellar, although it helps not to slur your words while bragging about how good your fingers are.

Usually she charges extra to puke on her.

Regular price for this one as it was only puking, I had consumed too much to maintain an erection, at least thats what I told her to spare her feelings.

I'm currently in the process of creating the WZCW roster. No small task, but BK made a pretty cool Meltdown arena and I want to run the fed in game.

Is S.H.I.T even possible to make? I ask because the last Smackdown game I got was 11 and I just couldnt do it.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I'll make SHIT work, though he will probably take the longest.

 

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Hey Jglass what was your most overrated film of 2012? I just saw someone say it was The Avengers but i don't actually recall anyone saying it's some cinematic masterpiece or demanding it get an oscar nomination.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Dead Man Down. I want to see it.

Looks like a fun, if not fairly generic action/drama flick. If it's out in my local cinema I'll probably have a look.

 

[The Doctor]

I'll make SHIT work, though he will probably take the longest.

It'll take some time but I'm pretty sure it's at least somewhat possible. I did my best to recreate Kinnikuman character SteCasse King who has a similar body type, and he turned out all right.

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

I'm currently in the process of creating the WZCW roster. No small task, but BK made a pretty cool Meltdown arena and I want to run the fed in game.

I did it with 11 or 12 (can't remember which one). Was a bitch to do but seeing Kravinoff vs Everest main event Wrestle Mania in my Universe was pretty sweet.

Would love to do it this year but I don't have time for shit anymore.

 

[JGlass]

You forgot that it also taught us you can drink beer on the job, kick your bosses ass, destroy property, get fired & get re-hired the next day just to do the same all over again.

Oh, that and you can kidnap your daughter & have her crucified on live television without going to jail. Just as long as you own the company she works for.

Didn't Vince McMahon say he was moving away from hero vs. villain stories and over the top characters and storylines in favor of something more believable?

Thats not to say I behave myself, at all. But your skills sounds stellar, although it helps not to slur your words while bragging about how good your fingers are.

I let my fingers do the talking. Sometimes literally.

Regular price for this one as it was only puking, I had consumed too much to maintain an erection, at least thats what I told her to spare her feelings.

You're quite the mensch, Miko.

Hey Jglass what was your most overrated film of 2012? I just saw someone say it was The Avengers but i don't actually recall anyone saying it's some cinematic masterpiece or demanding it get an oscar nomination.

Hm, I haven't put very much thought into it, I enjoyed just about all the movies I saw this year as far as I can remember. I might pick Wreck-It Ralph as I was a bit disappointed with it, but I don't think anyone was calling it the next Toy Story or anything. I'd also be tempted to say TDKR is the most overrated, but once again I think most people are in agreement that it is the weakest of the Nolan trilogy. Prometheus would also be an honorable mention since it kind of sucked yet managed to receive a fair amount of critical praise by Ridley Scott apologists.

From where I sit, though, there really were no grossly overrated films in 2012.

 

[justinsayne]

CM Punk did an episode of the Nerdist podcast that was actually a pretty fun listen (surprising since I normally find Chris Hardwick to be an obnoxious tool), they talk about shit other than wrestling.

http://www.nerdist.com/2012/12/nerdist-podcast-cm-punk/

 

[Harthan]

Theo I love you like a brother but El Califa Dragon is gonna beat the ever living shit out of the Beard. Bring it on motherfucker, bring all you got to the table with your RP. I want to see your best.

Standard trash/pep talk. Seriously. Bring your best.

El Califa Dragon? He couldn't wrestle his way out of a paper bag.

But I bet he could wrestle his way out of a casket...........

 

[Wicked Valentine]

What if the casket has already been buried? I have no idea what you guys are talking about and I am too lazy to figure it out on my own.

How's everyone doing? Anything notable happen while I was gone?

By the way I was gone because at the time I was getting swamped with school work so badly I didn't even realize when a whole month had gone by without me checking in. Then I just didn't feel like coming back yet. Then I wanted to pull a D-Man and come back on my birthday and here I am.

 

[JGlass]

How's everyone doing? Anything notable happen while I was gone?

GSB got a vasectomy. We had end of the year awards. I think that's about it.

By the way I was gone because at the time I was getting swamped with school work so badly I didn't even realize when a whole month had gone by without me checking in. Then I just didn't feel like coming back yet. Then I wanted to pull a D-Man and come back on my birthday and here I am.

How'd you enjoy your birthday? Do anything special?

 

[Wicked Valentine]

GSB got a vasectomy. We had end of the year awards. I think that's about it.

Coolio I don't have to catch up on anything

How'd you enjoy your birthday? Do anything special?

It's been pretty great. I wrote what I did today thread. Apparently I'm having 3 other parties, 1 with my grandparents, which I'm not complaining about 'cause my grandpa is a great cook, 1 with my friends from school (they're all on vacation right now), and 1 my mom is planning that she wont tell me anything about. Which quite frankly kind of scares me.

I'm planning on taking my friend Sherilyn to a strip club for her 18th birthday, a male strip club if I'm able to drive by then, female if our other friend Jacob has to drive. We've decided neither of us really care as long as people are taking off their clothes.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I suppose it was only a matter of time before someone did this.

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[JGlass]

It's been pretty great. I wrote what I did today thread. Apparently I'm having 3 other parties, 1 with my grandparents, which I'm not complaining about 'cause my grandpa is a great cook, 1 with my friends from school (they're all on vacation right now), and 1 my mom is planning that she wont tell me anything about. Which quite frankly kind of scares me.

It's not actually a party for you, it's a party to introduce you to your new father: me.

I'm planning on taking my friend Sherilyn to a strip club for her 18th birthday, a male strip club if I'm able to drive by then, female if our other friend Jacob has to drive. We've decided neither of us really care as long as people are taking off their clothes.

I've never understood why girls are so enthusiastic to go to female strip clubs, but my theory is that it's so they can feel better about their lives.

 

[justinsayne]

Looks like Andy Reid is gonna be the new Chiefs coach, nothing official yet, but Cards/Reid "visit" is off, & the KC has not scheduled any future "visits" with other potential candidates.