Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Miko]

I have the misfortune of being very coherent while drunk right up to the last minute, so I'll be chatting to a girl with some degree of success due to the ridiculous amount of false confidence getting trashed gives you, the alchohol making me seem funnier in my own head anyway but most importantly not slurring and quoting as much Withnail and I as Humanly possible, and then five seconds later I am yakking on the floor.

Well that happened once, and it was Pancakes Mother.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Happens a lot with her.

 

[Miko]

Didnt stop her either

 

[Beastmode 24]

Shut. The fuck. Up.



You weren't supposed to mention that.

 

[JGlass]

The first time I ever drank I got so wasted I threw up on my friend's aunt's furniture, dogs, carpet, sink, pretty much everywhere. I lost my pants as well. It was awful and embarrassing. I've only puked (like serious puked) twice while drinking, both of which were incredibly embarrassing.

Well now I feel like an amateur, I'm pretty sure IC's three cats were left unscathed.

I have the misfortune of being very coherent while drunk right up to the last minute, so I'll be chatting to a girl with some degree of success due to the ridiculous amount of false confidence getting trashed gives you, the alchohol making me seem funnier in my own head anyway but most importantly not slurring and quoting as much Withnail and I as Humanly possible, and then five seconds later I am yakking on the floor.

That's pretty impressive actually. My only drunk skill is that I'm generally pretty dexterous with my fingers, especially when it comes to typing. I was also able to tie a balloon around a bunch of champagne glasses without knocking any of them over.

Well that happened once, and it was Pancakes Mother.

Usually she charges extra to puke on her.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

The cats were unscathed, yes. A little frightened, but they're fucking cats. All the do is eat, sleep, poop, play, and get scared.

Everything that got hit was cleanable.

 

[JGlass]

The cats were unscathed, yes. A little frightened, but they're fucking cats. All the do is eat, sleep, poop, play, and get scared.

Everything that got hit was cleanable.

Jericho let me pet her the morning after, she's a nice cat. Motley must have still been scared of me because as soon as I walked into your living room he darted for safety. I can only assume Itty Bitty was still in hiding.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I think the fact that you appeared to have brushed your teeth with my wife's Spinbrush after vomiting without letter her know - which she found out the next day when she went to brush her teeth and realized that Colgate doesn't taste like that - was the egregious sin of the evening.

I'm laughing now just typing it. She doesn't come onto the forums, so there's no chance of her continuing not to find it particularly funny. But she'll laugh about it some day.

You did puke on our mortgage payment. Damn the man!

Oh my

 

[GI Cake]

Glassy, Yazzy, I just beat Farcry. I'm ready for some co-op goodness whenever you guys are.

 

[JGlass]

Glassy, Yazzy, I just beat Farcry. I'm ready for some co-op goodness whenever you guys are.

Yazloz still hasn't made it to Badtown because he has a vagina, but maybe you and I can start without him or something, do some exploring and experiment with tactics and shit.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I can play, the co-op has nothing to do with the main story.

 

[GI Cake]

Cool beans, if you bean bags wanna do it tonight I'm down.

 

[JGlass]

Cool beans, if you bean bags wanna do it tonight I'm down.

I can't, I don't have access to Live when I'm in NJ. I'll be back in Boston this weekend, though, and we can do it then.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

 

[JGlass]

Damn, I was so close to finishing my first CAW on WWE13 when my power went out in my living room. Just my living room, and not even the whole room, just the lights, TV, and my Xbox. Electricity is evil.

 

[justinsayne]

Damn, I was so close to finishing my first CAW on WWE13 when my power went out in my living room. Just my living room, and not even the whole room, just the lights, TV, and my Xbox. Electricity is evil.

Since you're in Boston so much your parents must of downgraded the quality of electricity in your room to the cheap electricity to save a few bucks, while continuing to get the premium electricity in the the rest of the house.

...or it coulda been a glitchy fuse.

 

[The Doctor]

Damn, I was so close to finishing my first CAW on WWE13 when my power went out in my living room. Just my living room, and not even the whole room, just the lights, TV, and my Xbox. Electricity is evil.

One of the worst feelings, especially if you've taken a ton of time on the CAW. Happened with me when I first made Fats King, was so bummed.

 

[justinsayne]

I wish THQ would create a function that would allow to to transfer your CAWs from the previous games, I've always hated having to recreate CAW's whenever I got a new game.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I'm currently in the process of creating the WZCW roster. No small task, but BK made a pretty cool Meltdown arena and I want to run the fed in game.

 

[Thriller Ant]

I'm currently in the process of creating the WZCW roster. No small task, but BK made a pretty cool Meltdown arena and I want to run the fed in game.

Don't forget: Mason Westhoff is a 789 overall

 

[JGlass]

I'm currently in the process of creating the WZCW roster. No small task, but BK made a pretty cool Meltdown arena and I want to run the fed in game.

Well, if you make a good looking Saboteur CAW I will download the shit out of it. Saxton too. And Masqué. Actually, there are quite a few WZCW wrestlers I'd appreciate having on board.

 

[Theo Mays]

I'm currently in the process of creating the WZCW roster. No small task, but BK made a pretty cool Meltdown arena and I want to run the fed in game.

Fear. The. Beard.

Actually I feel as though the Beard ain't worth fearing. I just haven't had it in me my last few RP's. I feel the need for someone to smack me with the motivation stick or something.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Don't forget: Mason Westhoff is a 789 overall

I'll give him a 0 rating cause he sucks.

Well, if you make a good looking Saboteur CAW I will download the shit out of it. Saxton too. And Masqué. Actually, there are quite a few WZCW wrestlers I'd appreciate having on board.

I'll let you know once I start to upload some of them. BK has Triple X on and he looks pretty good. James Howard is on as well. There is also a shitty Stormrage, but I wouldn't bother with him. I'm tweaking him a bit.

Fear. The. Beard.

Actually I feel as though the Beard ain't worth fearing. I just haven't had it in me my last few RP's. I feel the need for someone to smack me with the motivation stick or something.

I liked your RP in the tag match a couple weeks back against us. I like your team with the Gent. I think you guys can go places.

 

[Ty Burna]

Fear. The. Beard.

Actually I feel as though the Beard ain't worth fearing. I just haven't had it in me my last few RP's. I feel the need for someone to smack me with the motivation stick or something.

Theo I love you like a brother but El Califa Dragon is gonna beat the ever living shit out of the Beard. Bring it on motherfucker, bring all you got to the table with your RP. I want to see your best.

Standard trash/pep talk. Seriously. Bring your best.

 

[CH David]

Theo I love you like a brother but El Califa Dragon is gonna beat the ever living shit out of the Beard. Bring it on motherfucker, bring all you got to the table with your RP. I want to see your best.

Standard trash/pep talk. Seriously. Bring your best.

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