Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Uncle Phatso]

Pancake's mom is chubby? Well hello mama, names Phatso. let me know.

 

[Beastmode 24]

Pancake's mom is chubby? Well hello mama, names Phatso. let me know.

Pancake's mother now follows Doc on Twitter.

JGlass, if you're on twitter let me know, and she'll follow you too.

www.twitter.com/PancakesMom1

 

[JGlass]

Excited for this battle bowl J, what do you think, my dude.

I'm not quite sure to be honest, but I'm mostly excited for some of the teams that I see as being really talented that haven't been able to catch a break, like Bearded Masqué. I almost wish that the tag titles were vacated so they would be the ultimate prize rather than a shot at the belts, but I understand why they wouldn't want to do that, and it gives Yazloz a chance to do a fun story with the belts.

I'm a little concerned about my match this week. Doc and I have been planning on doing this particular RP for months and the opportunity was finally right with us losing the belts, but I'm not sure it's a winning RP, and I would really like to win this match. Additionally, teaming us with Yazloz right off the bat almost demands that we write Stormrage into our RP, but if Doc and I don't do this particular RP now than we may never get the chance. We might have to rely on Yazloz to cover the whole "Stormrage joins forces with Saxton and Saboteur" week one, though Doc and I will be sure to help push it in all of our RPs after this one.

You give me a profile picture of a really fat ****ty girl and a couple of days, and we'll have it up and running.

I think nightmare already did.

 

[Beastmode 24]

I'm not quite sure to be honest, but I'm mostly excited for some of the teams that I see as being really talented that haven't been able to catch a break, like Bearded Masqué. I almost wish that the tag titles were vacated so they would be the ultimate prize rather than a shot at the belts, but I understand why they wouldn't want to do that, and it gives Yazloz a chance to do a fun story with the belts.

I'm a little concerned about my match this week. Doc and I have been planning on doing this particular RP for months and the opportunity was finally right with us losing the belts, but I'm not sure it's a winning RP, and I would really like to win this match. Additionally, teaming us with Yazloz right off the bat almost demands that we write Stormrage into our RP, but if Doc and I don't do this particular RP now than we may never get the chance. We might have to rely on Yazloz to cover the whole "Stormrage joins forces with Saxton and Saboteur" week one, though Doc and I will be sure to help push it in all of our RPs after this one.



I think nightmare already did.

Well fuck.

I think this match is going to be pretty cool, honestly. I always like RP'ing against you and Doc, and even though we haven't been able to "crack the code" and beat you guys yet, I think we're gonna pull out all the stops in this one.

As far as the "battle bowl" goes, I think it's a good idea to refresh the tag team division. For a while, there was a face team (SaboSax) a heel team (New Church) and a team that in my mind at least were tweeners for a while (Strikeforce).

There's only so many Strikeforce/New Church/SaboSax matches that you can write before it gets a little boring, so this is a nice step up.

 

[justinsayne]

I hope we get our W-2's a little sooner this year, I'd like my tax return ASAP

 

[Uncle Phatso]

I'm just excited to work a real program. With the battle bowl, that was on unexpected, but I've been working with cooper since November on this. The program we have in the works kind of all fell together. Can't give it away yet, but before the next ppv, the new church will be old news as "heels" in the tag scene.

 

[Thriller Ant]

I'm not quite sure to be honest, but I'm mostly excited for some of the teams that I see as being really talented that haven't been able to catch a break, like Bearded Masqué. I almost wish that the tag titles were vacated so they would be the ultimate prize rather than a shot at the belts, but I understand why they wouldn't want to do that, and it gives Yazloz a chance to do a fun story with the belts.

I'm a little concerned about my match this week. Doc and I have been planning on doing this particular RP for months and the opportunity was finally right with us losing the belts, but I'm not sure it's a winning RP, and I would really like to win this match. Additionally, teaming us with Yazloz right off the bat almost demands that we write Stormrage into our RP, but if Doc and I don't do this particular RP now than we may never get the chance. We might have to rely on Yazloz to cover the whole "Stormrage joins forces with Saxton and Saboteur" week one, though Doc and I will be sure to help push it in all of our RPs after this one.

This will probably sound insincere coming from one of your opponents, but I would encourage you to go for it. The identity of SaboSax for a long time now has been directly related to them being tag team champions. If you and Doc have an idea that relates to them finally losing the belts, I'd say use it and see what happens. Like you said in the discussion thread, the match is going to be a mess anyway so even if you do lose, it won't be 100% clean.

 

[Beastmode 24]

I'm just excited to work a real program. With the battle bowl, that was on unexpected, but I've been working with cooper since November on this. The program we have in the works kind of all fell together. Can't give it away yet, but before the next ppv, the new church will be old news as "heels" in the tag scene.

We have big plans too. I'm not gonna give anything away either but we have a lot of great plans in the works.

I'm interested in seeing what you and Cooper can do as a tag team.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Who said it was just Cooper and I alone? You have your masked freak, and soon you'll see the empire my dude and I are going to build.

 

[Beastmode 24]

Who said it was just Cooper and I alone? You have your masked freak, and soon you'll see the empire my dude and I are going to build.

ahhh ok. Now you really have me interested.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Exactly, you'll see in time.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

IC25 is a beautiful man. I say that because I'm pretty sire I puked all over his house, and I'm pretty sure he took it in stride, the details are fuzzy.

Needless to say, I am thoroughly embarassed, I took full advantage of the open bar, and (this one is for GD and shattered) I find myself pantsless.

I think the fact that you appeared to have brushed your teeth with my wife's Spinbrush after vomiting without letter her know - which she found out the next day when she went to brush her teeth and realized that Colgate doesn't taste like that - was the egregious sin of the evening.

I'm laughing now just typing it. She doesn't come onto the forums, so there's no chance of her continuing not to find it particularly funny. But she'll laugh about it some day.

You did puke on our mortgage payment. Damn the man!

 

[Uncle Sam]

What the fuck is wrong with you, JGlass?

 

[Uncle Phatso]

I've never puked when drinking, lucky on me. Don't think its a lack of alcohol either.

 

[justinsayne]

I think the fact that you appeared to have brushed your teeth with my wife's Spinbrush after vomiting without letter her know - which she found out the next day when she went to brush her teeth and realized that Colgate doesn't taste like that - was the egregious sin of the evening.

I'm laughing now just typing it. She doesn't come onto the forums, so there's no chance of her continuing not to find it particularly funny. But she'll laugh about it some day.

You did puke on our mortgage payment. Damn the man!

JGlass you owe that woman a new spinbush.

 

[JGlass]

This will probably sound insincere coming from one of your opponents, but I would encourage you to go for it. The identity of SaboSax for a long time now has been directly related to them being tag team champions. If you and Doc have an idea that relates to them finally losing the belts, I'd say use it and see what happens. Like you said in the discussion thread, the match is going to be a mess anyway so even if you do lose, it won't be 100% clean.

Oh, we're DEFINITELY going to run with this idea. I mostly just feel bad for leaving Yazloz to be the one to carry the story.

I think the fact that you appeared to have brushed your teeth with my wife's Spinbrush after vomiting without letter her know - which she found out the next day when she went to brush her teeth and realized that Colgate doesn't taste like that - was the egregious sin of the evening.

I'm laughing now just typing it. She doesn't come onto the forums, so there's no chance of her continuing not to find it particularly funny. But she'll laugh about it some day.

You did puke on our mortgage payment. Damn the man!

Now I might have been pretty drunk, but I'm relatively positive that I didn't do that. I hate spinbrushes when I'm sober, I can only assume that I'd hate them even more when I'm drunk. It's entirely possible, however, that I puked so violently that there was some splash that coated it.

If you're convinced that I used her toothbrush, I'll buy her a new one on Amazon or something, but I'm pretty certain I did no such thing.

As for your mortgage payment... sorry, that one is on me.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

What the fuck is wrong with you, JGlass?

I would put something witty, instead here's a funny picture of a Gorilla:

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Now I might have been pretty drunk, but I'm relatively positive that I didn't do that. I hate spinbrushes when I'm sober, I can only assume that I'd hate them even more when I'm drunk. It's entirely possible, however, that I puked so violently that there was some splash that coated it.

If you're convinced that I used her toothbrush, I'll buy her a new one on Amazon or something, but I'm pretty certain I did no such thing.

As for your mortgage payment... sorry, that one is on me.

Then it had to be shrapnel. I saw the look on her face when she tasted what she figured was Colgate on a toothbrush and ended up being a Colgate and bile cocktail. In which case, I'm even more impressed.

 

[JGlass]

Then it had to be shrapnel. I saw the look on her face when she tasted what she figured was Colgate on a toothbrush and ended up being a Colgate and bile cocktail. In which case, I'm even more impressed.

When one facepalm isn't enough to express my embarrassment.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I'm a little concerned about my match this week. Doc and I have been planning on doing this particular RP for months and the opportunity was finally right with us losing the belts, but I'm not sure it's a winning RP, and I would really like to win this match. Additionally, teaming us with Yazloz right off the bat almost demands that we write Stormrage into our RP, but if Doc and I don't do this particular RP now than we may never get the chance. We might have to rely on Yazloz to cover the whole "Stormrage joins forces with Saxton and Saboteur" week one, though Doc and I will be sure to help push it in all of our RPs after this one.

I actually have an idea that may solve this problem. I'll hit you or Doc up on Skype this afternoon.

 

[JGlass]

I actually have an idea that may solve this problem. I'll hit you or Doc up on Skype this afternoon.

My Skype hasn't been working today, but hopefully it fixes itself a little later.

 

[Theo Mays]

The first time I ever drank I got so wasted I threw up on my friend's aunt's furniture, dogs, carpet, sink, pretty much everywhere. I lost my pants as well. It was awful and embarrassing. I've only puked (like serious puked) twice while drinking, both of which were incredibly embarrassing.

 

[Miko]

If you acted and drank responsibly you wouldnt get sick.

 

[Harthan]

I've never thrown up drinking before. I got close once, told a friend "I'm probably going to throw up soon", and she made me leave the party.

Probably a wise decision.

 

[Theo Mays]

If you acted and drank responsibly you wouldnt get sick.

Following those two experiences I have figured out what the cause was to that and it was rum. Those are the only two times where I drank rum and besides them two experiences I haven't thrown up while drinking. So to be in the know, never give Theo rum.