Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[justinsayne]

They came very close to winning one in 2003, but a vastly superior (and much handsomer) team defeated them in game 7.

I remember someone leaving my Bar Mitzvah to go to a Devils/Senators playoff game and he offered to take me, but I had to fulfill my Bar Mitzvah duties so I couldn't .

Sometimes it sucks bein' a jew

 

[Thriller Ant]

I'm arguing with Kevin Kelly on Twitter. He's buying into the ESPN Kool-Aid that NIU is joke and all that other bullshit.

 

[justinsayne]

Just finished Sequence 3 in AC2, this game get substantially more fun when you finally get to go out an kill people. Not really sure if I like the whole rebuilding the town shit though, that's a part of the game they could've left out as I really have no desire in doing any of that shit. I at the part where you need to get the armor, & I think this is a good place to stop for the night.

Back to Homeland.

 

[JGlass]

Is it because their fans tend to be mostly Pittsburghian? Cause sports fans form Pittsburgh can be kinda obnoxious, kinda like sports fans from New York, or Philly.

No, it's a WZCW joke. I wrote this really serious RP and then my character came out to his match with an army of penguins, which I was none to pleased with. In fairness, it would be something my character would do, just not on that particular day.

Sometimes it sucks bein' a jew

Sometimes, but one day I will be in control of the media and I will make the Devils the greatest team on earth with that power!

I'm arguing with Kevin Kelly on Twitter. He's buying into the ESPN Kool-Aid that NIU is joke and all that other bullshit.

What's this about NIU? Either way, I hope they win as they, like Northeastern, are Huskies.

 

[JGlass]

Just finished Sequence 3 in AC2, this game get substantially more fun when you finally get to go out an kill people. Not really sure if I like the whole rebuilding the town shit though, that's a part of the game they could've left out as I really have no desire in doing any of that shit. I at the part where you need to get the armor, & I think this is a good place to stop for the night.

Back to Homeland.

That turned into one of my favorite parts of the game. You can ignore it if you want, but it makes you a butt load of money if you do it. It's also fun seeing your town go from this tiny craphole to a beautiful little village.

 

[Thriller Ant]

What's this about NIU? Either way, I hope they win as they, like Northeastern, are Huskies.

I'll lead by saying I'm an NIU alum/employee. They are in the Orange Bowl right now against Florida St. When it was announced, Kirk Herbstreit called it a joke and one of the worst things to happen to college football, and other analysts said similar things. Needless to say, all of DeKalb (the city NIU is in) has been pissed for a month waiting for this game. Kevin was saying that NIU was a joke, even though FSU was only up 7-3. I started arguing with him but basically he says that FSU is playing down to an inferior opponent.

Also, Matt Millen is taking ever chance to talk shit about NIU on commentary.

 

[JGlass]

I'll lead by saying I'm an NIU alum/employee. They are in the Orange Bowl right now against Florida St. When it was announced, Kirk Herbstreit called it a joke and one of the worst things to happen to college football, and other analysts said similar things. Needless to say, all of DeKalb (the city NIU is in) has been pissed for a month waiting for this game. Kevin was saying that NIU was a joke, even though FSU was only up 7-3. I started arguing with him but basically he says that FSU is playing down to an inferior opponent.

Also, Matt Millen is taking ever chance to talk shit about NIU on commentary.

Well now I REALLY hope they win. Why is everyone so down on NIU?

 

[Thriller Ant]

Well now I REALLY hope they win. Why is everyone so down on NIU?

Because we aren't from a BCS conference but were ranked high enough to get into a BCS game. Oklahoma was ranked higher, but since we were in the top 16 and finished higher than a champion of an Automatic Qualifying conference (Louisville in teh Big East) we automatically got in.

 

[justinsayne]

I really didn't care about that game before, but now even I want them to win, just so they can shove in the faces of all the haters.

 

[Thriller Ant]

...and he blocked me. What a douche.

 

[Thriller Ant]

This is what was just too much for him

https://twitter.com/c_r_fap/status/286312723762012160

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I see why people were upset, NIU isn't this mystical unbeaten team like the Boise States and TCUs before them, but they earned the right to be where they are nonetheless. Also fuck Oklahoma.

 

[JGlass]

Because we aren't from a BCS conference but were ranked high enough to get into a BCS game. Oklahoma was ranked higher, but since we were in the top 16 and finished higher than a champion of an Automatic Qualifying conference (Louisville in teh Big East) we automatically got in.

I... don't really follow. The BCS rules are so ridiculous.

I really didn't care about that game before, but now even I want them to win, just so they can shove in the faces of all the haters.

Right? All these people who are such loyal defenders of the BCS system have unwittingly created the biggest Cinderella story of 2013 thus far!

...and he blocked me. What a douche.

Hey, at least now you can say you got ignored by a semi-famous wrestling personality.

 

[justinsayne]

Oh lord, I want to smack people when they pull the bullshit "they play down to their opponents level". I fucking hate that shit.

 

[Thriller Ant]

I... don't really follow. The BCS rules are so ridiculous.

You know the NFL playoff scenarios that have 12 things that need to happen in week 13? That's every week with the BCS.

Right? All these people who are such loyal defenders of the BCS system have unwittingly created the biggest Cinderella story of 2013 thus far!

Pretty much. The BCS is awful.

Hey, at least now you can say you got ignored by a semi-famous wrestling personality.

Yeah, but like .6% of the population know who he is, so it isn't worth it. His twitter sucked anyway.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Oh lord, I want to smack people when they pull the bullshit "they play down to their opponents level". I fucking hate that shit.

That is the #1 "I don't want to admit my team sucks" excuse that people make. I get better debates out of the random noobs in the WWE section.

 

[nightmare]

I have issues with penguins.

My friend has issues with waffles. He was having a bad trip & was chased through a field by a guy dressed in a giant waffle costume at the State Fair. I would assume that would scar someone for life. He to this day will not go to Waffle House or allow Eggo waffles in the house.


So of course I had to mess with him. Once I glued a bunch of waffles on the walls, stuck them in drawers\in the closet\ in the shower & hid pictures of waffles all over. Even put syrup in the shampoo & soap bottles. Couldnt find a waffle costume though. That would have been awesome. Every time he found another one he would yell, run into the room & freak out. Good times.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I had a bad trip and punched a guy once. It was the closest I ever came to going to jail.

 

[Thriller Ant]

So much <3 to you, J

 

[nightmare]

I had a bad trip and blew a guy once. It was the closest I ever came to going to jail.

Thats what you meant to say wasnt in buddy? Was it a cop?

 

[JGlass]

That is the #1 "I don't want to admit my team sucks" excuse that people make. I get better debates out of the random noobs in the WWE section.

Now let's not resort to petty lies.

My friend has issues with waffles. He was having a bad trip & was chased through a field by a guy dressed in a giant waffle costume at the State Fair. I would assume that would scar someone for life. He to this day will not go to Waffle House or allow Eggo waffles in the house.

So of course I had to mess with him. Once I glued a bunch of waffles on the walls, stuck them in drawers\in the closet\ in the shower & hid pictures of waffles all over. Even put syrup in the shampoo & soap bottles. Couldnt find a waffle costume though. That would have been awesome. Every time he found another one he would yell, run into the room & freak out. Good times.

Can't tell if serious, but if serious, hilarious.

I had a bad trip and punched a guy once. It was the closest I ever came to going to jail.

I had a bad trip and kicked someone in the balls for not responding to their PMs, once.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Now let's not resort to petty lies.

Awww, not even one slight exaggeration?

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Just saw DJango Unchained, my favorite Tarentino movie. Stuff was fucking great.

 

[nightmare]

Can't tell if serious, but if serious, hilarious.

You should know by now, when it comes to pranks, if I see an opportunity- I run with it. Sometimes over the top & too far, but its all in the name of comedy.

If I would have found the waffle costume I would have woke him up by jumping on the couch & screaming " Eggo waffles are part of a complete nutritious breakfast, Motherfucker!!" Most likely with a strobe light on for added effect. Its all about the presentation.

Just saw DJango Unchained, my favorite Tarentino movie. Stuff was fucking great.

It was pretty damn good wasnt it? Especially the skit about the problems with the hoods. That was funny as hell. Plus I liked the part where he got to pick his own outfit. That cracked me up.

 

[JGlass]

So much <3 to you, J

We protect our own round here!

Just saw DJango Unchained, my favorite Tarentino movie. Stuff was fucking great.

You know, it might be my favorite as well. I don't think it's as good a film as Pulp Fiction, but it had a certain quality that really appealed to me.