Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Richard Blonoff]

I never understood what he folded five of -or why it was entertaining to listen to.

Did Ben fold 5 shirts? Cards? Origami birds?


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Am I the only one who does not get why people are so dead set on seeing Taker\Sting? Honestly, besides the fact Sting wore a trench coat & was a 'darker' character for a bit- what is so intriguing that people want to see that matchup? Taker has spent most of his tenure being that dark, evil, stoic & supernatural character. Sting spent most of his career wearing neon colors, being loud, charismatic & energetic. Thats like saying 'SCSA should fight Jeff Jarrett because he played a guitar for a few months & JJ always carries a guitar with him so it would be a great match'....


I really think that Sting vs HBK would be a much better match. Much better.

I'm not really a huge fan of the potential Taker/Sting match, but I do get why people want to see it. Sting is one of the few wrestling greats Taker never faced, and because he has never been in WWE there is this mythical status around him. I do think people put too much stock into the whole, they are both mythical dark characters though. I think it would be a good match if both were in their prime, and would still be a solid match now, but I believe HBK/Sting would be better as well.

Rainbow, have you ever seen videos of what Ben Folds does in concert, with folk on chat roulette?

Fucking hilarious

[YOUTUBE]LfamTmY5REw[/YouTube]

Haha, I have heard of him doing stuff like that, but never saw actual footage. That was pretty good. I'll have to see if I can find more of those. I do know that during one show on the tour where he wrote Hiroshima he called his doctor while on stage.

 

[Con T.]

I've always heard split things; that he isn't as great as he could be, and that he comes off as lethargic. But, I think it really depends on the mood he comes to the show with; the show I went to was awesome. Essentially did some mad libs shit and made a song out of it. Really good

 

[Richard Blonoff]

When I saw him a couple years back he got really pissed at one guy in the audience, because the guy kept yelling out wanting him to play his cover of "Bitches ain't Shit"

He said something to the effect of "I don't play that anymore because I got tired of people coming up to me on the street in front of my kids asking if I was The Bitches Guy? Now I'm sure you have no idea what that is like since you probably haven't had sex before, but it is slightly less annoying than you are right now"

He had security escort the guy out. Other than that it was a good show.

 

[JGlass]

I just got twatted with the entourage of a popular music act, should I superfly splash my snoring flatmate who did not go out tonight?

I'd be interested to know how this turned out. I hope that you didn't for the sake of your roommate, but I hope that you did for the sake of comedy.

 

[JGlass]

Now that my sister is gone and my television and XBox are back in my room and all setup I feel officially moved in, and that's awesome.

 

[justinsayne]

Busy day, got to the bank, then go get my tire fixed, & care serviced. After that I need to go to the store & then hopefully get home to enjoy the first game this afternoon, before heading over to my friends house to watch the Pack/Vikes tonight.

 

[JGlass]

Another thing I learned about the Attitude Era from WWE13...

The Rock's sideburns probably should have had their own entrance.

 

[nightmare]

Do they have a sliding Peoples Elbow in the game? I remember how great that looked when he did it to Bulldog on SD.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I think this is the logical next step for Cesaro.

http://www.kayfabenews.com/cesaro-delivers-neutralizer-to-blue-whale/

 

[Tastycles]

I'd be interested to know how this turned out. I hope that you didn't for the sake of your roommate, but I hope that you did for the sake of comedy.

I didn't do it.

 

[justinsayne]

Was getting some food at a local fast food place, two people in front of my, guy orders his shit then turns to girl and asks "You ready to order?"

Girl responds- "Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....... yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........ IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.... thinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnk i'm gonna have theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee number................................. 4, nowaitmakethatthenumber3!"

Fuck these kind of people, is a fucking fast food place, the same damn shit is on the menu every fucking time, just pick something & get the fuck out of the way so the 45 people standing behind you can order their damn food, or step the fuck out of the way till you know what you fucking want.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

There are reports that Orton and Sheamus will start a feud soon. I would just love it if Sheamus adopted a St. Patrick gimmick and did his best to drive The Viper out of the WWE. That would be arguably the best storyline ever.

On another note I made Saxton and Saboteur on WWE '13 today. I think they are two of my better works. I was making S.H.I.T. and got frustrated while adjusting the scale and size of body parts so I turned him into a guy in normal clothes dressed as a robot. I still think he looks decent, but I'm sure he will be a let down.

So far I have Vega, Chris K.O. Saxton, Saboteur, Ricky Runn, Alhazred, Darren Bull, Krypto, Stormrage, Triple X, James Howard, Califa Dragon, Mason Westhoff, Jimmy Flynn, GM, Jacoby Capone, Connor Reese, The Masked Gent, Derek Jacobs.

Most of them look good. GM looks like crap, I hate how he turned out. I'm going to redo him, but putting a 360lbs man in a body suit in that game is hard.

I'm about to head out, I need to buy a new capture card for my Xbox.

 

[Beastmode 24]

How does DJ look?

 

[JGlass]

I love living in the city. I just saw Louis C.K. at a venue that it about a 10 minute walk from my house. It was literally just as much work as going to one of my classes, except instead of talking about Chinese for an hour and ten minutes I got to watch Louis C.K. be hilarious for an hour and ten minutes. And he was FANTASTIC.

There are reports that Orton and Sheamus will start a feud soon. I would just love it if Sheamus adopted a St. Patrick gimmick and did his best to drive The Viper out of the WWE. That would be arguably the best storyline ever.

That. Is. AWESOME.

On another note I made Saxton and Saboteur on WWE '13 today. I think they are two of my better works. I was making S.H.I.T. and got frustrated while adjusting the scale and size of body parts so I turned him into a guy in normal clothes dressed as a robot. I still think he looks decent, but I'm sure he will be a let down.

So far I have Vega, Chris K.O. Saxton, Saboteur, Ricky Runn, Alhazred, Darren Bull, Krypto, Stormrage, Triple X, James Howard, Califa Dragon, Mason Westhoff, Jimmy Flynn, GM, Jacoby Capone, Connor Reese, The Masked Gent, Derek Jacobs.

Most of them look good. GM looks like crap, I hate how he turned out. I'm going to redo him, but putting a 360lbs man in a body suit in that game is hard.

I'm about to head out, I need to buy a new capture card for my Xbox.

Have you uploaded any of these guys to Community Creations yet? Also, have you had any trouble with Community Creations? Because I have, and I haven't been able to download a single character from it yet.

Also, if NorCal is reading this, I hope he appreciates the fact that I held off on giving my CAW that I use year to year the crossface crippler as I plan on booking The Mighty NorCal in my WWE Universe as a fellow NXT wrestler and I know the Crossface is one of his primary finishers.

 

[Harthan]

There are reports that Orton and Sheamus will start a feud soon. I would just love it if Sheamus adopted a St. Patrick gimmick and did his best to drive The Viper out of the WWE. That would be arguably the best storyline ever.

On another note I made Saxton and Saboteur on WWE '13 today. I think they are two of my better works. I was making S.H.I.T. and got frustrated while adjusting the scale and size of body parts so I turned him into a guy in normal clothes dressed as a robot. I still think he looks decent, but I'm sure he will be a let down.

So far I have Vega, Chris K.O. Saxton, Saboteur, Ricky Runn, Alhazred, Darren Bull, Krypto, Stormrage, Triple X, James Howard, Califa Dragon, Mason Westhoff, Jimmy Flynn, GM, Jacoby Capone, Connor Reese, The Masked Gent, Derek Jacobs.

Most of them look good. GM looks like crap, I hate how he turned out. I'm going to redo him, but putting a 360lbs man in a body suit in that game is hard.

I'm about to head out, I need to buy a new capture card for my Xbox.

...But no Drake Callahan?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Also, if NorCal is reading this, I hope he appreciates the fact that I held off on giving my CAW that I use year to year the crossface crippler as I plan on booking The Mighty NorCal in my WWE Universe as a fellow NXT wrestler and I know the Crossface is one of his primary finishers.

You sir, are a bad, bad man.

Are you on XBL? If so, why the fuck have we not added one another yet? and two, I can simply upload the actual NorCal CAW if you would like. Save some time?

and I didnt want to be too similar to Daniel Bryan, so this year I use the front face chokehold, and the hells gate as my finishers.

Also, if this can go down, you can upload YOUR caw as well, so I can use him in my game.

 

[justinsayne]

Bring on the Niners!!

 

[nightmare]

Just downloaded episodes of Super Mario Bros. Super Show & Legend of Zelda cartoons. Ah, memories.... I forgot how cheezy they were, but im a sucker for nostalgia sometimes.


Captain Lou Albano in a Mario costume amuses me for some reason. Plus a Roddy Piper appearance in a Nintendo show = awesome.

 

[JGlass]

You sir, are a bad, bad man.

Are you on XBL? If so, why the fuck have we not added one another yet? and two, I can simply upload the actual NorCal CAW if you would like. Save some time?

and I didnt want to be too similar to Daniel Bryan, so this year I use the front face chokehold, and the hells gate as my finishers.

Also, if this can go down, you can upload YOUR caw as well, so I can use him in my game.

Oh damn, then the Crippler is all mine! Fuck the Daniel Bryan, I'll cripple his face and humble him.

I'll shoot you a PM with my gamertag and then you can add me. I don't know why we haven't added each other yet because I actually did download NorCal from Community Creations in 2011, but I was so far along in my Universe mode that I didn't really have room to book him, but I have plans for him this year, as I have big plans for a bunch of CAWs I plan on creating/downloading. I'm going to book the crap out of NXT and it's going to be awesome.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I love living in the city. I just saw Louis C.K. at a venue that it about a 10 minute walk from my house. It was literally just as much work as going to one of my classes, except instead of talking about Chinese for an hour and ten minutes I got to watch Louis C.K. be hilarious for an hour and ten minutes. And he was FANTASTIC.

So was he better this time? I remember discussing this with you before and you mentioned that he was just "okay" the first time you saw him.

 

[JGlass]

So was he better this time? I remember discussing this with you before and you mentioned that he was just "okay" the first time you saw him.

The problem with the last time I saw him is that he was definitely trying to weed out the good from the bad and experimenting with new material. In fact, he took out a notebook at one point and took a peak at it every now and again.

He was much better tonight. He had actually done a show a few hours earlier and he was still full of energy and absolutely hilarious. By the end of the show I was all laughed out, it was some fantastic stuff. I can't wait for you to see it when he releases his next special.

 

[Nate DaMac]

The problem with the last time I saw him is that he was definitely trying to weed out the good from the bad and experimenting with new material. In fact, he took out a notebook at one point and took a peak at it every now and again.

He was much better tonight. He had actually done a show a few hours earlier and he was still full of energy and absolutely hilarious. By the end of the show I was all laughed out, it was some fantastic stuff. I can't wait for you to see it when he releases his next special.

Oh so you probably saw him at a club rather than a theater.

I saw the same show you did back in October. I'm sure his act isn't exactly the same now. When he did SNL, the opening monologue was just him doing a bit that I saw him do at the show so he may have retired it.

I'm still going to watch the special, though. It comes out in February I believe on HBO.

 

[JGlass]

Oh so you probably saw him at a club rather than a theater.

Nope, it was a theater, same theater that I saw Mike Birbiglia and Kevin Smith. I think that maybe he had the show he was filming coming up and he wanted to weed out the bad jokes from the stuff that would work.

I saw the same show you did back in October. I'm sure his act isn't exactly the same now. When he did SNL, the opening monologue was just him doing a bit that I saw him do at the show so he may have retired it.

I'm still going to watch the special, though. It comes out in February I believe on HBO.

Awesome, can't wait to hear what you thought of it. He closed with this one segment that was amazing. It could be his version of George Carlin's "People that need to die."

 

[Nate DaMac]

Nope, it was a theater, same theater that I saw Mike Birbiglia and Kevin Smith. I think that maybe he had the show he was filming coming up and he wanted to weed out the bad jokes from the stuff that would work.

Oh damn. How long ago was this?

Awesome, can't wait to hear what you thought of it. He closed with this one segment that was amazing. It could be his version of George Carlin's "People that need to die."

I really don't remember a lot of it. I'm sure I'll watch it a million times when this one airs.

I think I remember the bit you're talking about. The murder/dead kids thing? That was incredible.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Have you uploaded any of these guys to Community Creations yet? Also, have you had any trouble with Community Creations? Because I have, and I haven't been able to download a single character from it yet.

The servers are real hit and miss. I'd say if I try to access them ten times they may work two or three. I'm going to start uploading soon, I'll make it a point to get Saxoteur up first.

...But no Drake Callahan?

In fairness I've done them in reverse order of when they joined. So the newest guys have been done first.

I made the male Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Blitz, and once I finish up with the fed I plan on doing the mane six, plus their R63 counterparts.