Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread
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That was never really a career goal of mine. That was something I figured I could do while in college in order to make some extra cash. That said, I never actually got a bar tending gig, making my week in bar tending college relatively useless. My drink mixing ability does go over pretty well at parties, though.
Sounds like I need to throw a party. I get tired of being the designated drink mixer at any party I throw. Mostly because I don't actually do mix drinks that often.
I stick with the classic whiskey coke. Can't fuck that one up. I'd spend a week of my life at bar tending school. That's worthwhile stuff.
Either of you have a specialty/favorite drink to make?
I don't drink much other than beer. And if I get an non-beer drink I just let the bartender pick whatever they feel like making, I'm not that picky. My buddies are big fans of Marijuana Milkshakes, which is just lime juice, melon liquor, and milk. Pretty taste believe it or not. I do like Amaretto and coke though.
Also we created a shot once and named it Egyptian Nutsack. We were all pretty drunk and each picked a different thing (all of which turned out fruity) and let the bartender pick the final ingredients. The ladies would love it. It's x rated fusion, hypnotiq blue raspberry, green apple pucker, cranberry juice, and pineapple juice.
It's...Baylariat!
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Everyday, I work on the front doors of the Toyota Camry and Venza. I also work across from a girl who might just have the most spank-able ass I've ever encountered in my life. I'm trying to behave myself a turn over a new leaf, but YOGA PANTS!
Haven't been tagged in the sack at work though. So you probably have me beat.
I like coming up with stuff on the spot, it's more fun that way. That said, I do make a mean Tom Collins, and I also invented a drink that has achieved some popularity amongst my friends that I have dubbed Windex. It's rum, blue curasco, and ginger ale, and I usually throw some ice cubes into it.
One time I was at a party and I made the most ridiculously delicious drink ever. It was almost exactly a year ago today (which shows you how proud of myself I was), so it's hard for me to remember the exact ingredients, but I think it was Captain Morgans 100, Chambord, St. Germain, and maybe some ginger ale (I don't know if there was ginger ale or not, but I'd say there's like an 80% chance there was because I put it in almost all my inventions). The story behind it is that my friend came up to me and asked me to make him something, and I just grabbed the most random things that I thought might taste good together (and I had never tasted St. Germain, so that was a shot in the dark). Before I let him have the drink I insisted I took a sip to make sure I didn't just hand him a cup of poison, and it turned out to be one of the tastiest drinks I've ever had.
I've always dreamed of touring England as a bartender at small parties.
He was a real dick in Robin Hood, one small bright spot in that shithole of a movie. I don't really remember him in Drive, and that's the only other thing I've seen him in.
My friend says he was great in Inside Llewyn Davis and seems really psyched that he's going to be Apocalypse.
The fact that they cast an actor to play Apocalypse and not just a voice actor/mocap actor intrigues me.
I thought that, while DoFP was good, it was still a stepdown from First Class. I really wish they would get Singer off X-Men.
My friend says he was great in Inside Llewyn Davis and seems really psyched that he's going to be Apocalypse.
The fact that they cast an actor to play Apocalypse and not just a voice actor/mocap actor intrigues me.
I thought that, while DoFP was good, it was still a stepdown from First Class. I really wish they would get Singer off X-Men.
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Singer got a lot more credit for DoFP than he should have, the only reason he was put in the production credits was to sell the old trilogy fans on a "real crossover and return to form" of the franchise. I still think DoFP is the best of the series based on Simon Kinberg's script and stuff already done by Matthew Vaughn before Singer was brought back but First Class is better than the first three movies in my opinion.
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...and because he directed it...
Finally finished Last of Us, only took me a year an a half. Not sure how I feel about the ending.
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I'm not downplaying the job of a director but an argument could be made about how much affect he truly had on what was already planned and done.
Also what didn't you like about the LoU ending?
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A pretty bad argument considering he was already attached to produce the film a couple of years prior.
I could understand that. It kind of feels like you should get to make a choice, but you can't.
He had worked on the movie since the beginning and directed it. He was just as involved in DoFP as he was in the original trilogy.
I have to go into work early today, but I have time to kill before I leave, so I figured I'd share my favorite thing going on at work right now with you all.
We have this girl right now that is in love with Michael Jackson. She's 16 years old and very mentally handicapped, but the brainpower she does have is devoted to loving Michael Jackson. She has the Thriller poster on her wall, she made a giant paper doll (the thing is bigger than I am) with a picture of Michael Jackson for the face, and spends most of her day doing horrible renditions of his songs that are both poorly sung and lyrically inaccurate.
She is aware that he is dead, but she likes to pretend that he's not. She also likes to tell us that she sounds just like Michael Jackson, and if you question her, you've made her shit list. In fact, she's sometimes worried that Michael Jackson's vocal chords were somehow transplanted into her throat.
One time she did an MJ "Heehee!" and it was the best day ever.
We have this girl right now that is in love with Michael Jackson. She's 16 years old and very mentally handicapped, but the brainpower she does have is devoted to loving Michael Jackson. She has the Thriller poster on her wall, she made a giant paper doll (the thing is bigger than I am) with a picture of Michael Jackson for the face, and spends most of her day doing horrible renditions of his songs that are both poorly sung and lyrically inaccurate.
She is aware that he is dead, but she likes to pretend that he's not. She also likes to tell us that she sounds just like Michael Jackson, and if you question her, you've made her shit list. In fact, she's sometimes worried that Michael Jackson's vocal chords were somehow transplanted into her throat.
One time she did an MJ "Heehee!" and it was the best day ever.
I instantly thought of this while reading that post, JGlass.
That's... pretty accurate.
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There truly is a Simpsons gif/pic for everything, I guess.
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It's been going long enough that there should be.
Bubbles?
This Thursday I'm going to be officiating a wedding... between that patient and Michael Jackson.
It's her birthday and Thursday, and her birthday wish is to be married to MJ, and I'm more than happy to oblige her. After the ceremony we'll be having birthday/wedding cake, and it won't be just any cake, it'll be Michael Jackson face-cake.
I might have to bring in a blazer just for the occasion.
It's her birthday and Thursday, and her birthday wish is to be married to MJ, and I'm more than happy to oblige her. After the ceremony we'll be having birthday/wedding cake, and it won't be just any cake, it'll be Michael Jackson face-cake.
I might have to bring in a blazer just for the occasion.
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A blazer for sure.
Dude, two weeks out. Shit is gonna be serious business.
Any change to possible status on the ROH show the night before, or the JR one-man show Sunday during the day?
Dude, two weeks out. Shit is gonna be serious business.
Any change to possible status on the ROH show the night before, or the JR one-man show Sunday during the day?
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