Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[JGlass]

He won't be the new Joey Sexton. Nightmare doesn't have his head up his arse like the writer for Sexton did for a start.

We hated that fucker backstage.

Howdy.

Sup Fred?

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

We hated that fucker backstage.

I imagine he was the type to rant to you guys about not liking the way he was booked while also being as good at writing as Awesome_Miz?

 

[Freddy4190]

Battling a horrendous sore throat. I am miserable. How's life?

 

[JGlass]

I bought a war axe today at a Renaissance Fair. It cost me a bit of cash, but I have yet to experience any buyer's remorse... because I have a fucking Viking war axe. Needs to be sharpened before I start using it to cut shit up, but rest assured, I will fuck something up with it.

I need to invest in a mannequin...

 

[DirtyJosé]

I've got heads if you want.

Mannequin heads, of course...

 

[nightmare]

I've got heads if you want.

Mannequin heads, of course...

For sale or trade: 5 slightly violated mannequin heads complete with removable naughty adventure handles.

 

[justinsayne]

I've got heads if you want.

Mannequin heads, of course...

WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT?


WHAT DOES EVERYBODY NEED?

 

[JGlass]

I've got heads if you want.

Mannequin heads, of course...

Yeah, those would be fun to split open.

 

[justinsayne]

Halloween is coming up, you should get a pumpkin to split open

 

[nightmare]

Yeah, smashing pumpkins Viking style would be pretty badass. Then you can walk around the Halloween party covered in your vanquished enemies and drink a shitload of mead.

 

[JGlass]

Halloween is coming up, you should get a pumpkin to split open

That's an awesome idea. I'm definitely going to be a viking for Halloween and bring my axe with me. I just have to find awesome ways to use it.

 

[Барбоса]

A real Viking would not only split head with it, he would shave with it too.

 

[JGlass]

A real Viking would not only split head with it, he would shave with it too.

Not nearly sharp enough for that. I'm thinking of taking it to Home Depot and seeing if they'll sharpen it for me. I have this unused wooden door in my basement and I really want to put my axe right through that thing. As it stands it's just making dents.

 

[Барбоса]

Shaving with a blunt axe is even more Viking.

 

[nightmare]

+10 points for hardcore hygiene that will impress the ladies.. Shave your balls with it.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Home Depot will have no idea what to do with it, they don't know anything about stuff they actually should.Just buy yourself a sharpening stone and be patient. It will turn out fine and be much more satisfying.

 

[JGlass]

So a patient tried to strangle me with my hoodie today. My biggest concern during the strangling was that I wouldn't be allowed to wear a hoodie to work anymore.

Home Depot will have no idea what to do with it, they don't know anything about stuff they actually should.Just buy yourself a sharpening stone and be patient. It will turn out fine and be much more satisfying.

That would definitely be the cheaper alternative, but I was using a whetstone yesterday and I'm not sure if I made much progress.

 

[justinsayne]

Anybody else see Tusk yet?

 

[The Doctor]

Lack of Saxoteur in the tag team tournament is completely bullshit and I'm upset.

Hi!

 

[JGlass]

So tonight was a very special night at work. Not only did I get swung at for the first time (by a patient, not an angry coworker), but that patient proceeded to bite me while we were walking her to the quiet room!

The timing of being bitten was not lost on me. If you hear about a zombie outbreak in Boston on Halloween, you can say you know whom Patient Zero was.

 

[nightmare]

More likely a werewolf to be locked in the nuthouse than a zombie. So you may want to lock yourself up at night just to be safe. Waking up naked in the middle of the park isnt so strange, especially after a celebratory night out. Its waking up naked in the middle of a park covered in blood that you have to worry about.

 

[JGlass]

More likely a werewolf to be locked in the nuthouse than a zombie. So you may want to lock yourself up at night just to be safe. Waking up naked in the middle of the park isnt so strange, especially after a celebratory night out. Its waking up naked in the middle of a park covered in blood that you have to worry about.

I'm actually having a party at my house tonight, and that seems like the perfect opportunity to go on a werewolf feasting spree.

 

[nightmare]

I hope you take the opportunity to show the guests how many things you can destroy with your Viking weaponry. If it was me, I would totally try to impress the ladies with feats of strength & skill.

 

[Miko]

If you have an axe then you have to quaff. Its like drinking but a lot more ends up on the floor.

Remember, quaff.

 

[JGlass]

I hope you take the opportunity to show the guests how many things you can destroy with your Viking weaponry. If it was me, I would totally try to impress the ladies with feats of strength & skill.

I did slice up a chocolate rat with my axe. It was fun.

If you have an axe then you have to quaff. Its like drinking but a lot more ends up on the floor.

Remember, quaff.

I did not quaff. I hadn't had much to eat, so after my 6th drink I called it. Maybe next party I'll quaff; we do have a lot of leftover beer.