Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

I tend to attract, and be attracted to, women who have completely different ideas of what they want out of life and love. In fact, we only ever seem to be able to agree about my dick and its needs.
 
DirtyJosé;4950355 said:
I tend to attract, and be attracted to, women who have completely different ideas of what they want out of life and love. In fact, we only ever seem to be able to agree about my dick and its needs.

Last girl I dated was an emotionally immature, 21-year-old mother who wound up dumping me as soon as she realized she wasn't the only person with complex emotions in the relationship. She was a co-worker of mine and started dating another person we work with not two weeks after she dumped me. So that kinda sucked.

The girl I'm attracted to now is also a girl I work with, and she's had the same boyfriend for the last 4 years and swaps between being really nice to me and being a total bitch. I think I have her figured out (she's been doing the same thing for the last 4(+) years of her life and isn't sure that it's what she wants, so she's freaking out and occasionally flirts with me because she's attracted to me and the fact that I represent something new and exciting compared to her current situation, and being mean to me because what she has now is safe compared to the unknown that is dating someone new/moving away from her safety net), but that doesn't change that fact that I probably should steer clear despite the fact that I find myself more and more attracted to her each time I see her.
 
Work pussy is almost always not worth it. And I don't say that just to mean sex. If it works and isn't an issue to anyone else, it's great. Almost always it leads to drama for somebody, usually multiple somebodies.

Of course, I'm good at saying this and not so good at following it. Kinda in a similar spot myself.
 
Requirements for being a girl JGlass is interested in pursuing romantically:
  • Unavailable
  • Emotionally Complex
  • Emotionally Damaged
  • Pretty
  • Dating you would probably be a bad idea

I know how to pick 'em.

I sincerely hope you never feel as if I am talking down to you when I say this but....

Its not anything wrong with you. Pursuits of such individuals are a normal part of that stage of your life. I wont go into why too much right now, because you seem a bit emotionally raw, but just remember, its not becuase you are stupid, or wrong or anything, man.
 
At least there is some attraction in return, J.

It would be worse if you were constantly picking (picking is the wrong word but you know what I mean) girls who do not and never will return that attraction for whatever reason.
 
I sincerely hope you never feel as if I am talking down to you when I say this but....

Its not anything wrong with you. Pursuits of such individuals are a normal part of that stage of your life. I wont go into why too much right now, because you seem a bit emotionally raw, but just remember, its not becuase you are stupid, or wrong or anything, man.

The imparting of your knowledge gained through life experience is never seen as talking down.

I don't think I'm emotionally raw, though, just in a state of hyper-awareness.

Барбоса;4950477 said:
At least there is some attraction in return, J.

It would be worse if you were constantly picking (picking is the wrong word but you know what I mean) girls who do not and never will return that attraction for whatever reason.

That's true. At the very least I can feel pretty.
 
You should try taking in homeless women to date. They always seem pretty available.

And I have no shortage of opportunities to meet them being that the homeless make up a pretty sizable portion of our clientele. If nothing else, I could date one in a foolproof attempt to make the lady of my desires extremely jealous.
 
Just be careful. Homeless chicks are like stray cats. Feed one and then you have a bunch camping outside your door looking for freebies. Then it turns into this:

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Well, what the fucking fuck. Apparently the internetz was trying to heckle me.


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Night of the Living Homeless South Park reference was what I was going for.


Dead donkeys is what happens when the balloons of coke burst before you get them across the border. 2 different things all together.
 
DirtyJosé;4955631 said:
You're a hockey man?



Damn right. I take it by the question that you are as well? This will be the 3rd year for the WZ fantasy league if you are still kicking around by then.


I was into basketball growing up (Chicago roots) and was big into football for a while- but Hockey is my shit. Whats not to like? Fast paced & hard hitting, yet played with precision & finesse.
 
Right, Fantasy Football. I should get on that for both leagues I'm comishing. And possibly create a 3rd for my new work friends.

Invites sent out. Anyone who doesn't reply by next Thursday will be replaced. I'll make a thread when I feel like it.
 
Right, Fantasy Football. I should get on that for both leagues I'm comishing. And possibly create a 3rd for my new work friends.

Invites sent out. Anyone who doesn't reply by next Thursday will be replaced. I'll make a thread when I feel like it.

I know I did one of the leagues last year but I may have an issue getting to the invite if you had my old email address. Is there a way you can tell me which email address of mine you had for the WZ Small League?
 

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