Take home tests are really the best. I keep a very odd schedule during the year - staying up late, mostly - and having the freedom to take a test whenever I want is so very nice.
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Take home tests are really the best. I keep a very odd schedule during the year - staying up late, mostly - and having the freedom to take a test whenever I want is so very nice.
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I've never been into Weird Al, but I feel like the guy could release three songs a year and be successful.
Yeah, but it makes it too easy to take a peak at your notes if you're struggling with a question. Not that I'm complaining, I got a 51/50 on the test and finished with an A in the class.
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doesn't know REAL wrestling...
I also love that it was filmed in Maude Lebowski's apartment.
As someone who does not know the way you mark tests, this looks like you did look at your notes and got 51 out of 50.
So I got into my first major restraint at the hospital tonight. It was a new patient that had just come in, and he was a 19 year old MMA fighter with a traumatic brain injury. Apparently this injury was to the part of the brain that made him not be an asshole, because he was threatening people and demanding shit that we could not/would not give him.
To cut right to the chase, he demanded we take him out for a cigarette at 11:00 at night, which is a big no-no, so he flipped out and threw a chair at an employee. That's when the restraint started. Four people went for the arms, two on each arm, and your Friendly Neighborhood JGlass decided to take the legs. This would have been a good plan had 20 other people not decided to jump in the restraint, pushing our target forward and forcing me into a seated position on the bed, allowing the patient to wrap his arm around my chin and put me into a sort of chin lock. I escaped pretty quickly and went right back to the legs and we tackled him onto the ground, but a confused nurse wrapped up my arms thinking I was the patient, temporarily incapacitating me. After helping him realize his mistake by tactfully yelling, "Dude, you're PRT'ing ME!" I jumped right back into the restraint, taking charge of the lower legs, specifically the ankles. It took us a good 10 minute to get him onto the bed where shots were administered, thus ending the restraint.
The damage? I have a cut behind my left ear, to the left of my left eye, and a couple cuts under my chin. The remedy? A couple beers while recounting the battle to the fairer sex at the bar. All in all a glorious night, and I plan on hitting the gym tomorrow morning in preparation for round 2 tomorrow.
To cut right to the chase, he demanded we take him out for a cigarette at 11:00 at night, which is a big no-no, so he flipped out and threw a chair at an employee. That's when the restraint started. Four people went for the arms, two on each arm, and your Friendly Neighborhood JGlass decided to take the legs. This would have been a good plan had 20 other people not decided to jump in the restraint, pushing our target forward and forcing me into a seated position on the bed, allowing the patient to wrap his arm around my chin and put me into a sort of chin lock. I escaped pretty quickly and went right back to the legs and we tackled him onto the ground, but a confused nurse wrapped up my arms thinking I was the patient, temporarily incapacitating me. After helping him realize his mistake by tactfully yelling, "Dude, you're PRT'ing ME!" I jumped right back into the restraint, taking charge of the lower legs, specifically the ankles. It took us a good 10 minute to get him onto the bed where shots were administered, thus ending the restraint.
The damage? I have a cut behind my left ear, to the left of my left eye, and a couple cuts under my chin. The remedy? A couple beers while recounting the battle to the fairer sex at the bar. All in all a glorious night, and I plan on hitting the gym tomorrow morning in preparation for round 2 tomorrow.
Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
Nice. And you have battle scars to show for it.
Obviously you need to suplex him, proving once and for all that wrestling > MMA.
If I were to suplex him I would have had to suplex like, 6 people at once. Which I can totally do, but I'd have to do it from the top rope. Go big or go home, brother.
I did actually ankle lock him at one point after we got him on the bed, but there was no room for a grapevine at that point.
Skairipa Matrix
3 Time Elite Openweight Champion
Go for a figure four leg lock next time. You couldn't possibly do it worse than Miz.
Dan Severn's Moustache
Patent Pending
Put him in the camel clutch. Fucking him in the ass to make him humble is optional.
...this gives you +6 points for being a badass. 2 for remembering to use the move, 4 for using it on an MMA trained mental patient.
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
Super pumped about a product coming soon to the mancave wall
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I'm pretty sure he has no plans of waiting patiently and not kicking me with his free leg while I wrap up the other one.
We did have him on his stomach for a while, but we were pretty intent on keeping him pinned to the ground at all costs. Next time.
Well, it wasn't quite as flashy as Angle's, or even Swagger's. I just twisted his ankle because he was fighting us in strapping that leg in. It was more of a, "The more you struggle the more you'll get hurt," type of thing. Not SUPER ethical, but given the circumstances it seemed right.
The best part about that is it has his WrestleMania 29 entrance, which was my favorite part of that show. The worst part is that it is no longer accurate.
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
the streak being 21-0 is indeed accurate.
That was the streak. When you talk about great win streaks, you say it like "won 21 straight". 21-1 is his current overall record. 21-0 was the streak he went on.
21-0 was the streak, and he acheived it after making that entrance. He is currently on an 0-1 streak. not a 21-1 streak. 21-1 is his overall record.
The WWE makes people confused on how some words and terms work. lol.
That was the streak. When you talk about great win streaks, you say it like "won 21 straight". 21-1 is his current overall record. 21-0 was the streak he went on.
21-0 was the streak, and he acheived it after making that entrance. He is currently on an 0-1 streak. not a 21-1 streak. 21-1 is his overall record.
The WWE makes people confused on how some words and terms work. lol.
I suppose that is true. What I meant to get at was the fact that I will be unable to look at that plaque without thinking about the fact that the streak was broken at WrestleMania 30.
Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
Undertaker being 0-1 in terms of that being his new "streak" seems rather depressing to think about from the mark's standpoint. However, if he does indeed face Sting at next years WM I expect him to be 0-2.
Vince McMahon miss an opportunity to put one of his creations over a man whose very name conjures memories of the golden days of WCW? I think not!
Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
Which is the reason why we will probably never see Sting work a match in the WWE... well maybe not against a big star. He may get Jericho. He seems to be the perennial whipping boy these days.
The toll of the man wrestling his single digit schedule has finally caught up to Taker. Him working out to prepare is way different than working matches & each bump just wrecks his body. Not being used to the bumps really does show & other wrestlers have agreed that it makes working the match harder on you. Plus his recovery time from getting banged up grows with each year. I really dont see another match coming. Appearance? For sure. Match? Not so much.
Trotting his corpse out there (pun intended) to work in this condition is dangerous for both men & not worth the nostalgia points. He can get plenty of those by interrupting someone with the entrance & a 60 second beatdown\Tombstone. No match needed.
Trotting his corpse out there (pun intended) to work in this condition is dangerous for both men & not worth the nostalgia points. He can get plenty of those by interrupting someone with the entrance & a 60 second beatdown\Tombstone. No match needed.
justinsayne
Cody Rhodes is an excellant
So Kevin Smith finally released the TUSK trailer, movie looks insanely fucked up, I really hope this movie gets a wide release so I can see it in the theater
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Uncle Phatso
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Need some help? It's fight week so I can't spar with like the good half of my gym. Because their all fighting august second
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