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doesn't know REAL wrestling...
Its a trap!
Pity the admiral did not figure that out until it was too late
Pity the admiral did not figure that out until it was too late
Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread
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So I met a new patient today that is totally batshit insane but in a hilariously entertaining way. She's a girl only a year older than I, and she believes she created the world. Her creation story is that her father and mother gave her a golden ball when she was born, but she dropped it in a lake. The golden ball was retrieved for her by a frog prince, and together they built the Earth around that golden ball. She contributed the rock and clay and fire and ice, he contributed water, and her brother created the sky... because he was the Air Bender.
She also informed me that she had lived several lives, notably as Jesus, Walt Disney, Snow White, and Van Gogh. She also claimed to have psychic powers stemming from a third eye located on her forehead, and that the reason she couldn't sleep was because she couldn't shut that eye.
All that said, she was actually incredibly sweet. She wanted to hug all the staff members and told one woman on the unit that she had a beautiful soul. However, she was also very easily disturbed, and went from all smiles and cheer to crying hysterically several times. Luckily, these crying bouts didn't last very long and she would soon return to her ever-changing tale of her many lives.
By the way, by her estimation, the universe began with Peter, Paul, and Mary. So if you're ever having an existential crisis, maybe give them a listen and they'll help you sort things out.
She also informed me that she had lived several lives, notably as Jesus, Walt Disney, Snow White, and Van Gogh. She also claimed to have psychic powers stemming from a third eye located on her forehead, and that the reason she couldn't sleep was because she couldn't shut that eye.
All that said, she was actually incredibly sweet. She wanted to hug all the staff members and told one woman on the unit that she had a beautiful soul. However, she was also very easily disturbed, and went from all smiles and cheer to crying hysterically several times. Luckily, these crying bouts didn't last very long and she would soon return to her ever-changing tale of her many lives.
By the way, by her estimation, the universe began with Peter, Paul, and Mary. So if you're ever having an existential crisis, maybe give them a listen and they'll help you sort things out.
Stormtrooper
Championship Contender
Mustang Sally
Sells seashells by the seashore
Puff, the magic dragon......lived by the sea......
She was cute, but not really in a sexual way.
The job is going very well. The work suits me, I like my co-workers a lot, and there's never a dull moment. I'm thinking I'll probably start applying to grad school in the summer and try to start in January 2015.
She wasn't puffing anything. She was just having a psychotic breakdown. If she was puffing something, though, I'd like to know what it was and where I can get some.
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doesn't know REAL wrestling...
Good grief, my ability to stick to a word count has gone out the window recently.
Are you going to check out the podcast tonight J?
I would have if I wasn't working. Got a link for a replay?
Барбоса;4817115 said:
What are you writing these days?
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doesn't know REAL wrestling...
An academic tribute article on the revolt of Procopius and a biography of Constantius II.
justinsayne
Cody Rhodes is an excellant
So the serpentine belt in my car has been completely shredded, none of my friends are able to fix it, at least not while it's stuck on the side of the road, so I had to get it towed, & it's likely going to cost me around $150 to get it fixed, I currently have $28 in my bank account. Thankfully I get paid tomorrow, & also have the day off, so as soon as it's fixed I'll be able to pick it up, & get on with my busy day of doing absolutely nothing.
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doesn't know REAL wrestling...
Why? He was such a lovably paranoid, family annihilator.
So a friend of mine found a Buzzfeed article ranking every single WrestleMania match ever, and while I don't care to find it because, well, fuck Buzzfeed, I did have him read off the top 10. I had seen all of the matches in the top 10 apart from number one: Randy Savage vs. The Ultimate Warrior.
Is that match really that good? Better than Austin vs. Hart? Better than HBK vs. Taker? Better than Hart vs. Hart?
Is that match really that good? Better than Austin vs. Hart? Better than HBK vs. Taker? Better than Hart vs. Hart?
Dan Severn's Moustache
Patent Pending
It's Ultimate Warrior's best match ever, and one of the classic Mania moments, but calling it number 1 is a little bit too far.
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doesn't know REAL wrestling...
Warrior/Savage is great, complete with a tremendous story before and after, there are plenty of matches better than it. I have always thought that the match itself needed a better ending instead of Warrior simply pulverising Savage in the way he did.
ScreaminNormanSmiley
formerly ScreaminNormanSmiley
Hbk Taker being your example is much more suspect.
God, no. Savage/Warrior is a nice match but it is nowhere close to any of these matches.
Also, while I have your ear, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for being a bit of a dick when we last talked on Skype. I was frustrated with WZCW in general and you caught me at a bad time with your announcement of leaving and such.
Skairipa Matrix
3 Time Elite Openweight Champion
So while I was at the mall today I decided to pick up Midnight Club LA finally. Haven't gotten a chance to try it out yet but based off what I've heard from friends it should be good.
Next on my list of games to get is Stick of Truth but I'm waiting until used ones start popping up to save myself some money.
Next on my list of games to get is Stick of Truth but I'm waiting until used ones start popping up to save myself some money.
I had a shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty day. First I find out that the motherfucker that hit me in my recent car accident did NOT take full responsibility like he said he would, and since we didn't get the police involved there was not enough evidence to prove if either one of us was at fault, meaning I'm going to have to pay 50% of my $500 deductible and half of the payment for the rental car I used when my car was getting repaired. Then work sucked: we spent the first hour and a half getting one patient out the door, two patients threatened to hit me, and one guy grabbed his roommate's dick while the latter was trying to sleep, resulting in him getting a 1 on 1 for the rest of the night. Guess who was lucky enough to get the 1:1. If you guessed me, you're right.
At least I got off the weekend of NorCal's wedding. That was the one piece of good news today.
There are no hard feelings, nor were the ever on my end. I totally understood why you answered the way you did, and I'm sure I would have answered similarly were the roles swapped.
I'd wait until Stick of Truth is $20 or less. The only reason you'd need to get it new is if you're a big South Park fan and you don't want the jokes spoiled for you by your friends or the internet.
I'm thinking of trading my Stick of Truth in for Titanfall. That game looks ridiculous, and it has been a while since I've played a FPS that I really enjoyed. The last one was probably Battlefield 3.
At least I got off the weekend of NorCal's wedding. That was the one piece of good news today.
There are no hard feelings, nor were the ever on my end. I totally understood why you answered the way you did, and I'm sure I would have answered similarly were the roles swapped.
I'd wait until Stick of Truth is $20 or less. The only reason you'd need to get it new is if you're a big South Park fan and you don't want the jokes spoiled for you by your friends or the internet.
I'm thinking of trading my Stick of Truth in for Titanfall. That game looks ridiculous, and it has been a while since I've played a FPS that I really enjoyed. The last one was probably Battlefield 3.
Thriller Ant
Beep Bop Boop
I might actually trade in Stick of Truth also. I enjoyed it, but I was really surprised at how short it is.
Skairipa Matrix
3 Time Elite Openweight Champion
Fair enough. I'll keep that in mind.
Really looking forward to tomorrow night/tonight, going to a local wrestling company show where AJ Styles and Matt Hardy are and getting their autographs before the show. Granted it's about a 2 hour drive but well worth it for me since I grew up idolizing Hardy and Styles is one of my favorites ever. I'm hoping they're selling Styles or Hardy shirts there since I plan to bring some cash with me but I'm not sure if they will since the last local show I went to had none. Then again this is a different company.
Really looking forward to tomorrow night/tonight, going to a local wrestling company show where AJ Styles and Matt Hardy are and getting their autographs before the show. Granted it's about a 2 hour drive but well worth it for me since I grew up idolizing Hardy and Styles is one of my favorites ever. I'm hoping they're selling Styles or Hardy shirts there since I plan to bring some cash with me but I'm not sure if they will since the last local show I went to had none. Then again this is a different company.
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