Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[nightmare]

Yeh, I have at least 10 DVDs that my parents or sisters have got me over the years that I don't have the heart to get rid of even though it's unlikely I'll ever watch them again. Always give them at least 1 courtesy watch though.

I guess that One Night in Chyna made for an awkward family movie night then, huh...

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

That's a keeper

 

[Stormtrooper]

You know what game I really wish I could find for 360 though? Simpsons Hit and Run. I loved that game to pieces and it's bugged me for years I never beat it before the disc got lost.

It was on X-Box/PS2/Gamecube, not 360/PS3/Wii

It was a very fun game, but your chances of finding it are slim to none if you look for it in the 360 section.


Oh, and South Park is fucking incredible. Beat it on Saturday (bought it on Friday and couldn't stop playing it). So damn funny and seemingly thousands of gags and cameos.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

It was on X-Box/PS2/Gamecube, not 360/PS3/Wii

It was a very fun game, but your chances of finding it are slim to none if you look for it in the 360 section.

Yeah I realized that already. I found a PC version on Amazon but it was like 80 bucks and I refuse to pay anything close to that amount for a computer game.

I'd love to see them remake it for newer systems though.

 

[Akhilleus]

Any of you guys ever get two cramps in both legs at the same time? One hurts like a bitch, but today I ended up getting one in the same spot on both legs. My worst nightmare come true.

 

[JGlass]

Any of you guys ever get two cramps in both legs at the same time? One hurts like a bitch, but today I ended up getting one in the same spot on both legs. My worst nightmare come true.

Nope, can't say I do. I know what it's like to have both legs fall asleep, though. That sucks.

 

[Барбоса]

I have had the double leg cramp numerous times, always the morning after a drinking session and I stretch in bed

 

[nightmare]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lydiah/35-kit-kat-varieties-from-around-the-world-18d7


Somehow I feel a bit cheated when it comes to awesome things Japan has that we dont. Some of the Kit Kat choices would be nice to have available round here, but they can fuck right off with the Potato or Soy Sauce flavors.

 

[Bernkastel]

That blood orange Kit Kat looks delicious. I knew there was a reason that I had to be learning Japanese. Now I can go and get one.

 

[nightmare]

Some of them look tasty, but the Japanese sure do have some crazy ideas. Have you seen the Pepsi\Mountain Dew flavored Cheetos? What the hell is that crazy shit? Why make fat kids feel burdened with expending twice the energy to lift a glass while holding the bag when they can now be extra lazy & unhealthy?

 

[Bernkastel]

I haven't seen that but I am a fan of strawberry milk tea. That's like the first true Japanese beverage that I adopted.

 

[nightmare]

That sounds interesting, ill have to try that. Steering clear of soda flavored cheetos & veggie flavored kit kats though.

 

[Bernkastel]

Easiest way to do it is to buy some Nestle or Lipton or Brisk unflavored tea [or iced tea] and a bottle of Nesquik strawberry milk. The drink is like 80% tea and 20% milk. Or mixed to taste.

 

[JGlass]

I'll stick to normal American food like an American. Thanks.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Like pizza and Taco Bell?

I'm kidding of course. I know that anything that tastes like Freedom is an American dish.

 

[Барбоса]

Been listening to this for the past week.

 

[Harthan]

I have had the double leg cramp numerous times, always the morning after a drinking session and I stretch in bed

I have heard that leg cramps are tied to dehydration. This seems to corroborate with that.

 

[Барбоса]

I have heard that leg cramps are tied to dehydration. This seems to corroborate with that.

Dehydration and low salts that you lose through sweating and peeing.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Been listening to this for the past week.

I'm not usually a country music person, but I purchased that whole album. It's so good

 

[nightmare]

Forget about cookies. Come to the Darkside. We have strippers.

I really should start going to more parties. Ok, they probably are not strippers but does it really matter? Hot chicks + lightsaber battle = good times.

 

[JGlass]

So I got a little too drunk last night and started wrestling my roommates. I enziguried one of them, got another one in a full nelson, and then tried to AA one of them but instead he just put me in an ankle lock.

We also took this picture.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Should have done that pose, only with your erect penises in place of your fists. You know you wanted to, you just didn't have the courage.

 

[justinsayne]

So I got a little too drunk last night and started wrestling my roommates. I enziguried one of them, got another one in a full nelson, and then tried to AA one of them but instead he just put me in an ankle lock.

We also took this picture.

Spoiler

Is the guy in the middle wearing a General Akbar shirt?

 

[JGlass]

Should have done that pose, only with your erect penises in place of your fists. You know you wanted to, you just didn't have the courage.

I think you might be projecting. Not the same kind of projecting that the guy on the far right did last night when he vomited in the alley next to our house/our neighbor's driveway. The other kind.

[/SPOILER]

Is the guy in the middle wearing a General Akbar shirt?

Admiral* Akbar, yes. It's a sweet shirt.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

I'm just disappointed no vests were involved. Maybe next time you guys should take a picture as 3MB.