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When others read the Smackdown spoilers get back with me on this:



Coming soon- Brock Lesnar rips open the chamber & takes what he wants! Really? We are not including him in this match?


Cesaro is an interesting choice. Cant wait for the Big Swing into a chamber pod.


Although Christian seems to be the go-to guy with this stuff, do they really want to put an injury prone Canadian in the Elimination Chamber? Especially with the other choices that seem to fit better?
 
nightmare said:
When others read the Smackdown spoilers get back with me on this:



Coming soon- Brock Lesnar rips open the chamber & takes what he wants! Really? We are not including him in this match?


Cesaro is an interesting choice. Cant wait for the Big Swing into a chamber pod.


Although Christian seems to be the go-to guy with this stuff, do they really want to put an injury prone Canadian in the Elimination Chamber? Especially with the other choices that seem to fit better?
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It'll be good exposure for Cesaro but I'm convinced the only reason him and Christian are there instead of Lesnar and Reigns are to be the easy fall guys.

At this point however it almost seems like Orton has to retain the belt, Cena will soon be with Bray, Christian nor Cesaro are touching the title, the impending rumors of a Sheamus heel turn to feud with Bryan are unfortunately a thing. Does make you wonder what the hell Lesnar does at the PPV, maybe a Batista match. Gotta love this unpredictability.

Oh and Shield vs Wyatts are a thing, enjoy the next two weeks as the Shield will be over after that.
 
It seems a bit hard to rectify the current storyline of Lesnar angling for a title shot with him not being in the Chamber. Other than that it seems like Lesnar/Taker is what's becoming obvious, but you can't push away this current storyline. It's possible that Lesnar vs Orton will happen on Raw before the PPV.
 
I like Cesaro being in. He brings something to the table instead of the same old guys who always seem to be in these things. Yet I do agree that him & Christian are the easy pinfalls here.

These matches always seem to have a 3 vs 3 heel\face dynamic so the Sheamus heel turn is obvious given the participants. Just pisses me off they are obviously going forward with the rumored match with him & Bryan.



The really perplexing thing is that if they are going with Orton retaining, it is very obvious that Lesnar\Taker is set in stone. That is shitty because I know damn well that they are going to somehow drop the Lesnar title shot story. They will not interject Batista's WM title shot into a Taker\Lesnar match & I dont see a Streak vs Title match happening- which leaves Orton with nothing to do. How the hell are you going to have Lesnar destroy people like a monster & then get screwed out of a title shot? How do they write Taker into the Lesnar story all of the sudden after he gets left out of the title picture?


The whole situation is strange & I think they booked themselves into a bit of a corner without realizing this is all looking like one big clusterfuck.
 
The Almighty Dynamite said:
It'll be good exposure for Cesaro but I'm convinced the only reason him and Christian are there instead of Lesnar and Reigns are to be the easy fall guys.

At this point however it almost seems like Orton has to retain the belt, Cena will soon be with Bray, Christian nor Cesaro are touching the title, the impending rumors of a Sheamus heel turn to feud with Bryan are unfortunately a thing. Does make you wonder what the hell Lesnar does at the PPV, maybe a Batista match. Gotta love this unpredictability.

Oh and Shield vs Wyatts are a thing, enjoy the next two weeks as the Shield will be over after that.
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I'd be STUNNED if Cena vs. Wyatt or Wyatts is on the WrestleMania card. The only way that match would work is if it were Cena, someone else, and Hogan vs. Wyatts.

Given the nature of the Authority, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to see Lesnar added into the cell after attacking someone (probably Christian or Cesaro), or having Orton removed from the cell. Or maybe Lesnar fights Batista, and maybe the number one contender spot is on the line. Who knows? As you said, the unpredictability is pretty sweet.

If the WWE thinks a match with Sheamus is enough to sate the WWE fan's desires to see Bryan succeed, they're fools.
 
JGlass said:
I'd be STUNNED if Cena vs. Wyatt or Wyatts is on the WrestleMania card. The only way that match would work is if it were Cena, someone else, and Hogan vs. Wyatts.

Given the nature of the Authority, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to see Lesnar added into the cell after attacking someone (probably Christian or Cesaro), or having Orton removed from the cell. Or maybe Lesnar fights Batista, and maybe the number one contender spot is on the line. Who knows? As you said, the unpredictability is pretty sweet.

If the WWE thinks a match with Sheamus is enough to sate the WWE fan's desires to see Bryan succeed, they're fools.
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CM Punk's potential walk out might change things but I wouldn't put it past WWE to waste talents like Cena and Bryan in feuds with people they shouldn't be in on the biggest show. I mean at the very least now Bryan might get his match with HHH and maybe just maybe Sheamus doesn't turn heel and helps Cena with the Wyatts but Bray vs Cena is happening, and I'm not sure it's good for either.

I'd like to think Lesnar does something to get into the chamber but I have a feeling most of the matches rumored months ago are still set in stone, just like last year.
 
Yeah, I can certainly see Lesnar taking out Christian before he can get into the chamber to take his spot, with Cesaro staying in to be a fall guy early on.

With this, I hope Cesaro gets on the Wrestlemania card at least and isn't just another Mike Knox. I'd like to see him challenge Big E Langston for the IC Championship maybe at WM.
 
The Almighty Dynamite said:
CM Punk's potential walk out might change things but I wouldn't put it past WWE to waste talents like Cena and Bryan in feuds with people they shouldn't be in on the biggest show. I mean at the very least now Bryan might get his match with HHH and maybe just maybe Sheamus doesn't turn heel and helps Cena with the Wyatts but Bray vs Cena is happening, and I'm not sure it's good for either.

I'd like to think Lesnar does something to get into the chamber but I have a feeling most of the matches rumored months ago are still set in stone, just like last year.
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You really think John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt is going to happen at WrestleMania 30?
 
The Almighty Dynamite said:
If it doesn't I won't care but it's a little weird if it's never addressed as to why they attacked Cena two nights in a row
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Forget about wrestling logic and think of the WWE as a business for a second. Do you think they're going to have John Cena, the biggest name in professional wrestling, wrestle a relative newcomer?

What I anticipate happening is John Cena addressing the Wyatt stuff before WrestleMania either on Raw or at the Elimination Chamber. I would be stunned by the stupidity of the WWE if they had Cena wrestle against the Wyatts at WrestleMania.

Unless it's Cena and Hogan vs. the Wyatts. That would make more sense.
 
I'd have no problem with Cena vs Wyatt at Mania. Cena looking to overcome the odds against a random heel always seems like a big deal to me because Cena has that effect. Cena defending the concept of heroism in the WWE Universe against Bray's warped philosophy has potential to be a fantastic storyline. And anyone who's been paying attention to how Wyatt's been booked knows he's being groomed to be a big deal.

Nothing about this possibility troubles me. Especially on a card which will also include Bryan, Triple H, Taker, and Lesnar.
 
I have to agree with Coco on this one, Cena vs Bray on the card makes sense. With the way they have built him up, Bray Wyatt is the perfect foil for John 'Superman' Cena. I can see Cena just not being able to get the job done leading up to WM. Having a match there would be just fine & make sense. Plus it gives a good push to a guy they are grooming to be a big heel for the company in the next few years.
 
Coco said:
I'd have no problem with Cena vs Wyatt at Mania. Cena looking to overcome the odds against a random heel always seems like a big deal to me because Cena has that effect. Cena defending the concept of heroism in the WWE Universe against Bray's warped philosophy has potential to be a fantastic storyline. And anyone who's been paying attention to how Wyatt's been booked knows he's being groomed to be a big deal.

Nothing about this possibility troubles me. Especially on a card which will also include Bryan, Triple H, Taker, and Lesnar.
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I have no problem with Cena and the Wyatts tangling, but for WrestleMania? WrestleMania 30 no less? It just doesn't make sense to me. That's why I can't see this match happening without Hogan: they're not going to waste their biggest attraction in a match with some relative nobodies for one of their biggest shows of all time, regarding how stacked the rest of the card is.
 
JGlass said:
I have no problem with Cena and the Wyatts tangling, but for WrestleMania? WrestleMania 30 no less? It just doesn't make sense to me
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Using the safety net of a stacked card to put over Bray makes complete sense if they're really serious about him.

You might not be wild about it. But I have no interest in getting to get too critical about a product I really enjoy these days. I have a pretty solid amount of trust in them right now.
 
Coco said:
Using the safety net of a stacked card to put over Bray makes complete sense if they're really serious about him.

You might not be wild about it. But I have no interest in getting to get too critical about a product I really enjoy these days. I have a pretty solid amount of trust in them right now.
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This probably doesn't need to be in spoiler but I want to join in with the cool kids.

This is the same reason I thought Bryan could/should win the Rumble. With all of the other big matches that will probably be on the card, this is a perfect chance to really put over Wyatt or Bryan or whomever on what should be a truly massive stage where that spot on the card won't need to be as big of a match.
 
Please put your bromance in spoiler tags or go make out in the supply closet like real men.



The 'safety' of the stacked WM should not be a deterrent from having the (IMO) best heel on tv fight the biggest face of the company. If anything that shows how much faith they have in Bray to face Cena at the biggest PPV of the year. His push will continue & rightfully so. Besides, do we really think Hogan limping down the ramp to stand ringside will make the match any better? I dont.
 
Coco said:
Using the safety net of a stacked card to put over Bray makes complete sense if they're really serious about him.

You might not be wild about it. But I have no interest in getting to get too critical about a product I really enjoy these days. I have a pretty solid amount of trust in them right now.
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I appear to be misrepresenting myself. I wouldn't be disappointed with the match as a fan. I'd be totally okay with that and enjoy WrestleMania just as much as I would whether Cena was wrestling Bray Wyatt or CM Punk. I'd just question why the WWE wouldn't go for the bigger match. Has nothing to do with my enjoyment of the product, just my perverse enjoyment of dissecting the business.
 
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