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I wonder how a Taker/Bryan match would work? Bryan is too over to be a heel, and I believe it was Norcal who once correctly said Taker could chokeslam a baby at this point in his career and get a face reaction. Maybe Taker comes out and gives Bryan a shot as a show of respect for how he has been treated. I don't even know though, it would be an interesting story to set up.
 
I wonder how a Taker/Bryan match would work? Bryan is too over to be a heel, and I believe it was Norcal who once correctly said Taker could chokeslam a baby at this point in his career and get a face reaction. Maybe Taker comes out and gives Bryan a shot as a show of respect for how he has been treated. I don't even know though, it would be an interesting story to set up.

But I don't think that's true anymore. When NorCal said that, Undertaker was the wise father, standing over the WWE and making sure everything he did was up to a very high standard. Now he's the absentee father, and there's a new king in town.

I think if Taker came out and cut a promo dissing Daniel Bryan, he could go heel. I don't know if the entire WWE Universe would see him as a heel, but I think the live audiences would boo him. That's how hot Daniel Bryan is.
 
Rumble thoughts:

Bryan/Bray was amazing, of course. Lesnar/Show was uninspiring - would have been better if Lesnar was more regular, but when I get sold a Lesnar match these days, I'd like a Lesnar match to actually occur. Cena/Orton was a parody of itself and just pretty much altogether ridiculous.

The Rumble as a match was fine and had good storylines, but sweet titty-fucking Christ, how did they not anticipate what they were going to get with not even putting Bryan in the match? The crowd snapped in an instant and immediately turned on the entire match, as they had to have known they would. Reigns's epic performance almost brought it back and if he had won it would have been tolerable, but Batista winning under these circumstances is just embarrassing.

I have always operated on the principle that the WWE is rarely half so stupid as we think they are, so I have to believe that this reaction is, for whatever reason, what they were going for. Given that the only possible result was Batista getting shat all over, this had to have been a blatant attempt to turn him heel, and if they roll with it, they'll have accomplished that goal just fine. He's about to get boo'd out of wherever Raw is tomorrow without a doubt. Moreover they can push Reigns as a face. In other words, if they were trying to orchestrate a double turn, they sure did it.

But if they try to push Batista as a face and sell an Orton vs Batista main event and really plan on consigning Bryan to a midcard match with Sheamus...then I just don't know. The fans just want Bryan and they won't give it to us. I'm sure it's based on argument that making Bryan the underdog is better for his popularity, and that's probably true, considering his rise to the top really properly began when he got jobbed out at Mania to Sheamus, but underdogs have to win sometime, or else they just become losers. And they're walking a fine line with this.
 
But I don't think that's true anymore. When NorCal said that, Undertaker was the wise father, standing over the WWE and making sure everything he did was up to a very high standard. Now he's the absentee father, and there's a new king in town.

I think if Taker came out and cut a promo dissing Daniel Bryan, he could go heel. I don't know if the entire WWE Universe would see him as a heel, but I think the live audiences would boo him. That's how hot Daniel Bryan is.

You sir, are out of your fucking mind.


Its the FUCKIN' UNDERTAKER

Every is Bryan drunk tonight. Utterly shitfaced.
 
Rumble thoughts:

Bryan/Bray was amazing, of course. Lesnar/Show was uninspiring - would have been better if Lesnar was more regular, but when I get sold a Lesnar match these days, I'd like a Lesnar match to actually occur. Cena/Orton was a parody of itself and just pretty much altogether ridiculous.

The Rumble as a match was fine and had good storylines, but sweet titty-fucking Christ, how did they not anticipate what they were going to get with not even putting Bryan in the match? The crowd snapped in an instant and immediately turned on the entire match, as they had to have known they would. Reigns's epic performance almost brought it back and if he had won it would have been tolerable, but Batista winning under these circumstances is just embarrassing.

I have always operated on the principle that the WWE is rarely half so stupid as we think they are, so I have to believe that this reaction is, for whatever reason, what they were going for. Given that the only possible result was Batista getting shat all over, this had to have been a blatant attempt to turn him heel, and if they roll with it, they'll have accomplished that goal just fine. He's about to get boo'd out of wherever Raw is tomorrow without a doubt. Moreover they can push Reigns as a face. In other words, if they were trying to orchestrate a double turn, they sure did it.

But if they try to push Batista as a face and sell an Orton vs Batista main event and really plan on consigning Bryan to a midcard match with Sheamus...then I just don't know. The fans just want Bryan and they won't give it to us. I'm sure it's based on argument that making Bryan the underdog is better for his popularity, and that's probably true, considering his rise to the top really properly began when he got jobbed out at Mania to Sheamus, but underdogs have to win sometime, or else they just become losers. And they're walking a fine line with this.

I agree with most of this. Cena vs. Orton was a good match, but ridiculous, especially when they started using each other's finishers. That would make a lot more sense if the build for the match was similar to the Rock/Cena build, where they made it abundantly clear that the match was about a personal feud above all else, but that's not the vibe I got from the build for this one.

I'm very excited for Roman Reigns to be a face now. They've build him up perfectly, and breaking Kane's record is a big time rub for him.

Not including Bryan in the match is baffling. It's one of the stranger decisions the WWE has made in recent years, and it's hard not to be mad at them for it. I agree with you that it may be their way of turning Batista heel very quickly, but at the same time I'm not convinced that the majority of fans aren't excited that the returning star was able to win the Rumble in exciting fashion (that last elimination was ridiculous in all the right ways).

Like you, I have a glimmer of optimism in the depths of my gut that the WWE is going to have an epic payoff for Daniel Bryan in the near future. I just hope that's what happens.

You sir, are out of your fucking mind.


Its the FUCKIN' UNDERTAKER

After really trying to visualize it, I decided that the only way to really turn Taker heel would be to have him curbstomp several kittens in the ring, and even at that point people would probably be more mad at the WWE for letting it happen than Taker for being the cat-executioner.

That said, I'm not convinced a storyline where Taker takes an anti-Bryan stance wouldn't work if it ends in Bryan snapping the streak at Mania.

Is it likely? Absolutely not. Would it work? Maybe. Would it be the most epic thing in the entire damn universe? Yes.

Every is Bryan drunk tonight. Utterly shitfaced.

Who's drunk tonight?

He could chokeslam a hundred babies and their mothers would still pop for him.

Women and children is Cena territory. Step off, Taker.
 
HBK & Flair on Pre-show panel
NAO win tag titles
Orton retains title
Nash in Rumble
Sheamus returns in Rumble
BOOO-tista wins Rumble

Well, I guess we can just start calling this the "Triple H & Friends Era"
 
HBK & Flair on Pre-show panel
NAO win tag titles
Orton retains title
Nash in Rumble
Sheamus returns in Rumble
BOOO-tista wins Rumble

Well, I guess we can just start calling this the "Triple H & Friends Era"

See, this is what EvoCorp should be overtly doing in kayfabe - heeling it up with "jobs for the boys" and doing everything in their power to keep the WWE title on Orton - rather than attempting to appear cool tweeners.
 
I want to believe that all of Triple H's boys having cushy spots right now is a deliberate, shrewd creative choice. I really, really want to believe that. I don't think WWE's trying to do harm or piss people off.

Of course they are pissing people off and doing harm and that'll need to be addressed. But that's another story.
 
HBK & Flair on Pre-show panel
NAO win tag titles
Orton retains title
Nash in Rumble
Sheamus returns in Rumble
BOOO-tista wins Rumble

Well, I guess we can just start calling this the "Triple H & Friends Era"

I want to believe that all of Triple H's boys having cushy spots right now is a deliberate, shrewd creative choice. I really, really want to believe that. I don't think WWE's trying to do harm or piss people off.

Of course they are pissing people off and doing harm and that'll need to be addressed. But that's another story.

Which makes John Cena, CM Punk, and Daniel Bryan outsiders, heroes to the masses, the faces of the concept of earning everything that you're given.

Shrewd indeed, WWE.
 
Which makes John Cena, CM Punk, and Daniel Bryan outsiders, heroes to the masses, the faces of the concept of earning everything that you're given.

Shrewd indeed, WWE.

Where does it put Lesnar in all that mess?

I forgot last night that Lesnar is the heir apparent to a title shot, and I can't imagine him not beating Orton. Is Batista vs Lesnar for the title going on at Mania? I could get into it but it'd also be pretty easy to just turn on both because they're not Bryan.

If Bryan vs Taker were to happen as the main event and Batista vs Lesnar was on the undercard, though...that'd work for me as well, I suppose.

Maybe Lesnar's angling for a title shot at EC actually means he's going to be in the Chamber itself. A chamber of, say, Orton, Cena, Lesnar, Bryan, Punk, and, I don't know, Reigns, would be pretty fantastic and give Bryan a good chance to win and defend versus Batista.

Actually, it'd probably be Bray Wyatt instead of Reigns. I think maybe Reigns vs Batista might happen as a singles match at EC. Who knows.

I'm putting my Bryan eggs in the "Winning the Chamber" basket for now.
 
Where does it put Lesnar in all that mess?

I forgot last night that Lesnar is the heir apparent to a title shot, and I can't imagine him not beating Orton. Is Batista vs Lesnar for the title going on at Mania? I could get into it but it'd also be pretty easy to just turn on both because they're not Bryan.

If Bryan vs Taker were to happen as the main event and Batista vs Lesnar was on the undercard, though...that'd work for me as well, I suppose.

Maybe Lesnar's angling for a title shot at EC actually means he's going to be in the Chamber itself. A chamber of, say, Orton, Cena, Lesnar, Bryan, Punk, and, I don't know, Reigns, would be pretty fantastic and give Bryan a good chance to win and defend versus Batista.

Actually, it'd probably be Bray Wyatt instead of Reigns. I think maybe Reigns vs Batista might happen as a singles match at EC. Who knows.

I'm putting my Bryan eggs in the "Winning the Chamber" basket for now.

I wouldn't mind being wrong, but I don't see the Bryan payoff coming until Mania. Maybe Batista spends his Mania title shot at EC like Cena did in 08, and then Bryan wins a number 1 contenders match inside the chamber.
 
I wouldn't mind being wrong, but I don't see the Bryan payoff coming until Mania. Maybe Batista spends his Mania title shot at EC like Cena did in 08, and then Bryan wins a number 1 contenders match inside the chamber.

The ideal thing would be for Bryan to be the contender at Mania and win in the main event. It's perfect, it's storybook, it'd be the most amazing thing ever, and all that. I'm just not sure how it gets there. I'm loathe to count on the WWE actually removing Batista from the title picture in any way. Straight up losing his title shot at EC just doesn't seem like it'll happen. It might lead to a three way of Batista/Bryan/Someone but that's an unnecessary distraction from what should be an epic singles match of, say, Bryan/Batista, or Bryan/Cena II, or Bryan/Lesnar.
 
I dont know how Lesnar is going to work in to all this, but if he steps into the Chamber- it may be one of the most destructive things ever televised. If they were trying to build him back up as a destroyer of men, his chair shots & the walking F-5 sure did the trick.



As far as the Taker\Bryan thing? Taker said he wants to face him. I doubt the heel\face dynamic will work there no matter how they try to spin it. Daniel Bryan may be the one person that people would accept ending the streak. I dont think it should ever be done, but at this point the reaction would be the biggest in wrestling history. Ending Wrestlemania with a YES! chant after beating the streak?

My god what have we possibly done....
 
A week from Wednesday is what I've been told by your other half. By the way, she recruited a fantastic videographer to shoot your wedding ceremony.

Aye, be supreme early thursday / wed night. 2ish am I think.


Oh, and did she?


What does it say about our current era and particularity of our formation that so many members of NJX figure so heavily into the proceedings.
 
Aye, be supreme early thursday / wed night. 2ish am I think.


Oh, and did she?


What does it say about our current era and particularity of our formation that so many members of NJX figure so heavily into the proceedings.

I'm not the first one recruited? Who else is involved?

I think what it says is you choose your friends well.
 
Well, this is awesome:


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http://news.toyark.com/2014/01/09/simpsons-lego-house-officially-revealed-111030
 
Hey, the man comes home from a hard days work & finds his annoying neighbor in his yard with his wife & kids having a BBQ? Fuck that. He is about to Mr.Plow his briefcase into Flanders' face.




Yeah, until you see that it's $200...


What happened to the old days when little plastic blocks were cheap?
 

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