Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

Plus, there's the warm, cozy feeling I get inside while watching Belichick walk off the field a loser.

A rare Sally sighting in the Glass Ass!

What team do you root for, Sally? If it's the Jets, I may just go out and get a couple BFF bracelets strung up right now.
 
Have you read the rumors of Jeff Jarrett starting a new promotion?

I know I should never believe anything on the dirt sheets, but damn this could be cool. If all the rumors hold true, it'd have Toby Keith's backing which would probably get it onto TV somewhere, and possibly JR announcing/booking. If they could get AJ Styles it could be a serious coup and potentially end TNA.
Cool. Is Chyna a free agent or is she still locked into a multi-film contract?
 
A rare Sally sighting in the Glass Ass!

What team do you root for, Sally? If it's the Jets, I may just go out and get a couple BFF bracelets strung up right now.

No bracelets coming, I guess. I have 3 favorite NFL teams. In order, they are:

1. Giants
2. Giants
3. Giants


The Jets? The only thing I have against them are the players, the organization, the fans, and that crab-crawling, shit-eating, foot-loving, commie pinko fuckstick Rex Ryan.
 
No bracelets coming, I guess. I have 3 favorite NFL teams. In order, they are:

1. Giants
2. Giants
3. Giants


The Jets? The only thing I have against them are the players, the organization, the fans, and that crab-crawling, shit-eating, foot-loving, commie pinko fuckstick Rex Ryan.

I like Rex Ryan a lot, actually. I understand why people hated him when he first started with the Jets, but now? He's toned down the rhetoric and while he's still pretty boisterous, it's in a pretty benign way. I was very happy to hear that they're going to give him another year as coach before determining his long term future.
 
This football talk reminded me about a heated argument I got in with my friend yesterday about the greatest teams of all time, and we focused on football in particular.

It came about during the SF/GB game when my other friend and I mentioned that we were rooting for San Francisco, to which my friend took offense because he's a Packers fan. He attempted to persuade us to root for the Pack instead because the 49ers were in the Super Bowl last year, to which we replied that the Packers had won a Super Bowl more recently, so the 49ers are still the more sympathetic team if you're looking at it from the perspective of recent success. He disagreed, and that lead to us explaining to him that nobody looks back and calls the team that lost the Super Bowl great teams, and he thought that was both ridiculous and untrue.

So my friend and I went back and forth for about ten minutes without making much progress, and this prompted him to look up All-Time Greatest Football Team lists on his cell phone. He went through three or four lists, and not one of them had a team that didn't win a Super Bowl. The lists were composed entirely of Super Bowl winning teams, like the 85 Bears, Montana and Rice's 49ers, Steel Curtain Steelers, etc.

It feels good when you get someone so frustrated with an argument they turn to the internet as an ally, only for the internet to betray them.
 
Surely there are some of the 'dynasty' teams that lost in the Superbowl?

I am thinking the Patriots in the early 2000s - they won the whole thing in 2002, 2004 and 2005, but are you saying that they were not great in 2003 because they did not win?

I would understand saying that they did not have a great season in 2003 but to write them off as not being a great team is putting too much emphasis on winning the title every year.
 
Барбоса;4722475 said:
Surely there are some of the 'dynasty' teams that lost in the Superbowl?

I am thinking the Patriots in the early 2000s - they won the whole thing in 2002, 2004 and 2005, but are you saying that they were not great in 2003 because they did not win?

If you're going to pick a year to reference the Pats, you should go with their 07-08 season when they won every single game they played EXCEPT the Superbowl. I believe that team also set several records, including most TD throws and receptions by a single player in one season (though the throws record was broken this year).

I still wouldn't say that was a great team, though. It was a very good team, but greatness should be reserved for the absolute best, and the best teams win the most important games.
 
If you're going to pick a year to reference the Pats, you should go with their 07-08 season when they won every single game they played EXCEPT the Superbowl. I believe that team also set several records, including most TD throws and receptions by a single player in one season (though the throws record was broken this year).

I still wouldn't say that was a great team, though. It was a very good team, but greatness should be reserved for the absolute best, and the best teams win the most important games.

To me, picking an individual season gives a view that is too narrow-sighted to assign greatness, particularly when the NFL season is so short.

Looking at a subject I know more about, Liverpool were a great team throughout the 1980s but they did not win everything. Same with Manchester United in the 1990s/2000s.

One great season does not make a great team and conversely one less than great season should not take away from greatness.
 
Барбоса;4722493 said:
To me, picking an individual season gives a view that is too narrow-sighted to assign greatness, particularly when the NFL season is so short.

Looking at a subject I know more about, Liverpool were a great team throughout the 1980s but they did not win everything. Same with Manchester United in the 1990s/2000s.

One great season does not make a great team and conversely one less than great season should not take away from greatness.

I actually agree with this statement, which is why I'd say the Belichick/Brady Patriots of the early-mid 2000s is an all time great team. You'll also notice that of the three examples I took from that list, two of them were dynasty teams (49ers and Steelers). The 85 Bears are kind of an anomaly because they were just a ridiculously good team with a tremendous defense, but they're one of those teams that you have to mention because they were THAT good.
 
Барбоса;4722493 said:
To me, picking an individual season gives a view that is too narrow-sighted to assign greatness, particularly when the NFL season is so short.

Looking at a subject I know more about, Liverpool were a great team throughout the 1980s but they did not win everything. Same with Manchester United in the 1990s/2000s.

One great season does not make a great team and conversely one less than great season should not take away from greatness.

I'll try and remember this come the end of this season ;)
 
I am currently sitting in a Dunkin' Donuts across from the auto repair shop where I dropped my car off for regular maintenance. The owner of that repair shop is an Asian dude named Murph.

I feel like this is a pretty Boston-y thing to be doing. It helps matters that there are two women sitting a few feet away from me, one middle aged, one elderly, and they're both cursing like sailors.
 
I still dont get it.

Well the RVD thing is because Coco wanted to have a sig with that RVD picture, and Crock decided to throw RVD in front of the NJX picture. Sally then decided to throw Kelly Kelly into it, but when asked why, she said she doesn't remember.

Just like how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop, the world may never know.
 
I made an egg this morning, sunny side up, right? So you know how when an egg is frying there's like...yolk, inner clear goo, and outer clear goo?

This page does a good job illustrating it:

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The yellow clear goo around the yolk. Anyway I made this egg and ate some of it, but not all of the yellow clear goo had cooked. I ate a little and then stopped eating the egg.

I'm worried I'm going to die of the chicken AIDS.
 
So I went to Smackdown last night and Cena did the dark match and for the first time there wasn't the typical "Let's Go Cena"/"Cena Sucks" chants. It was pro Cena. It was weird and I'm not sure I like it. I love partaking in the above chants.

R-Truth was surprisingly over, it was concerning.
 
I'm reading some of the New 52 Batman right now. About to place an order for volume one of Batman and Robin. Who are the correct WZ comic nerds to discuss this with?
 
Volume One of Batman & Robin features one arc and then the concluding part of another (you know, minus the beginning part). It is baffling.
 

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