Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

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She's gonna die single.
 
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She's gonna die single.

I remember there was a couple being interviewed during the broadcast of Game 7 of the 2003 Stanley Cup, and they said that they would get engaged if the Ducks won that night.

Of course, the Devils won their third Stanley Cup that night.

They still got engaged on national television. Everybody loves a happy ending.
 
So I just accepted a trade in my money fantasy football league:

I traded Ray Rice and Mike Wallace for Wes Welker.

This will give me the following team now:

QB:
Matthew Stafford
Alex Smith

RB:
Reggie Bush
Stevan Ridley
Darren McFadden
Maurice Jones Drew

WR:
Brandon Marshall
Wes Welker
Torrey Smith
Denarius Moore

TE (My weakest point):
Heath Miller
Brent Celek

K:
Steven Hauschka

D/ST (Carry two at all times):
New Orleans
Houston

I dump the struggling Ray Rice and Mike Wallace, and pick up a top notch receiver in the process. I'm good with this.
 
I'VE LIVED IN BOSTON FOR FIVE YEARS OF MY LIFE AND IN THAT TIME I'VE MADE BOSTON MY ADOPTIVE TEAM. I'VE BEEN TO APPROXIMATELY TWO RED SOX GAMES IN THAT SPAN OF TIME AND WHILE AT THE GAME I SPENT MORE TIME TAKING SELFIES (#Fenway LULZ) AND GETTING DRUNK ON OVERPRICED PISS BEER, BUT THIS IS THE BEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE.

Is what 90% the Facebook posts on my wall read like. This is why I hate the Red Sox.
 
I'VE LIVED IN BOSTON FOR FIVE YEARS OF MY LIFE AND IN THAT TIME I'VE MADE BOSTON MY ADOPTIVE TEAM. I'VE BEEN TO APPROXIMATELY TWO RED SOX GAMES IN THAT SPAN OF TIME AND WHILE AT THE GAME I SPENT MORE TIME TAKING SELFIES (#Fenway LULZ) AND GETTING DRUNK ON OVERPRICED PISS BEER, BUT THIS IS THE BEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE.

Is what 90% the Facebook posts on my wall read like. This is why I hate the Red Sox.

Yeah, it sucks. You're in Boston, right? Please don't die in the riots
 
Yeah, it sucks. You're in Boston, right? Please don't die in the riots

I'm in a town right outside of Boston, but for all intents and purposes, yeah, I'm in Boston. I'm hoping that most people migrate into Boston to be part of those riots rather than try to start lingering riots out here.

The only reason I'd even leave my house right now is to give my buddy a ride home from the train stop.
 
...or he could take advantage of the riots & get himself a new big ass TV:shrug:

I'm not sure it'll be those kinds of riots. Probably more destruction to public property and cars than any vandalism of private property (other than cars).

Of course, I own a car, but like I said I'm hoping that the riots are more in Boston proper than the surrounding towns.
 
Well the Xbox Gamestop gave me shit the bed. I think I'll just go ahead and return it and use the refund to reserve an XBone.
 
Wait, does that mean we'll be without you on GTA Online for the rest of our fictional criminal careers?

Perhaps. This was a new Xbox from Gamestop (they've been giving me shit shitty/broken xboxes these past few weeks) so I could get an exchange done and get either A) a new trade in that hopefully works, or B) store credit and a reserve on the Xbone.

I think I will go with A for continuing our fictional criminal careers.
 
Perhaps. This was a new Xbox from Gamestop (they've been giving me shit shitty/broken xboxes these past few weeks) so I could get an exchange done and get either A) a new trade in that hopefully works, or B) store credit and a reserve on the Xbone.

I think I will go with A for continuing our fictional criminal careers.

If they keep giving you shitty/broken X-boxes then have you ever thought maybe you should buy your next X-box from someplace other than Gamestop?
 
If they keep giving you shitty/broken X-boxes then have you ever thought maybe you should buy your next X-box from someplace other than Gamestop?

Gamestop is really the cheapest option for me where I live. The place I go to the manager gives me discounts and last the xbox I traded in he gave me a free game.
 
My friends and I had a horror movie/eating sugar cereal/bro night. We watched Hell Raiser, The Faculty, and Cabin in the Woods, each movie better than the last, though I enjoyed all of them. Our cereal selection was even more impressive, though. Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Frost Flakes, Lucky Charms, Tricks, Count Chocula, Coco Krispies, and Captain Crunch were on tap all night long, and we still have a ton of it left over. We shall be eating like kings for a long time.

To be honest, actually, I'll probably not eat any more sugar cereal for a long time. It was delicious, sure, but that Cap'n Crunch cut up the roof of my mouth something fierce, and quite frankly, I don't need to be eating 100 grams of sugar with my breakfast.
 
The Cap'n will do that, I've always like the taste of it, but damn those cereal pieces...

If I do buy some Crunch it's usually either All Berries, or Peanutbutter, the round cereal pieces do a little less damage to the roof of your mouth.

Oh, & Cabin in the Woods is fantastic.
 
I finally went to my neighborhood comic book store, and it far exceeded my expectations. Unbelievably organized, beautiful displays, good staff.

I picked up the final two books in the X-Men Battle of the Atom series. It was pretty good, and I really loved the art. I'm going to try to get back into comics, but I don't want to be spending almost $20 a week like I used to, so I'm only going to buy books that feature my current favorite three: Cable, Cyclops, Punisher.
 
I finally went to my neighborhood comic book store, and it far exceeded my expectations. Unbelievably organized, beautiful displays, good staff.

I picked up the final two books in the X-Men Battle of the Atom series. It was pretty good, and I really loved the art. I'm going to try to get back into comics, but I don't want to be spending almost $20 a week like I used to, so I'm only going to buy books that feature my current favorite three: Cable, Cyclops, Punisher.

I've been cutting back a lot lately, though with the exception of Punisher, I usually don't pick books based on characters so much as writers, & to a lesser extent artist. I'm currently reading...

  • Indestructible Hulk
  • Hawkeye
  • Young Avengers
  • Trial of the Punisher
  • Lazarus
  • Peter Panzerfaust
  • Batman
  • Nightwing
  • The Wake

Everything else I just trade wait for.

If you want some good Punisher stuff, then I recommend picking up the Garth Ennis Punisher MAX trades, good stuff, possibly my favorite Punisher so far.
 

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