Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[JGlass]

Goddamn homie

My mind is plain' tricks on me?

More like the cops are playing tricks on me. I need to go on GTA tonight and maybe go on a killing spree.

I've had one in that range too, but I don't remember it being that expensive. I would definitely question that surcharge, it sounds like bs.

I wish I could, but it's printed on the ticket... as in it's not something the cop wrote down, it's printed on every single ticket.

Taxachussets man. It's why I avoid making any major purchase here: they'll tax you on everything.

 

[Coco]

88 in a 65.

For my fellow Canadians, that's 141.622 in a 104.607.

Lunatic!

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Playing those video games is probably what got you driving like a maniac in the first place.

 

[JGlass]

For my fellow Canadians, that's 141.622 in a 104.607.

Lunatic!

Well when you put it that way...

Playing those video games is probably what got you driving like a maniac in the first place.

Probably. It's funny you mention that though, because when I was stuck on the highway in New Jersey in horrible traffic I saw three cars go in reverse up an on ramp to avoid the traffic. One of them was already on the highway, pulled over to the shoulder, and then went reverse up the on ramp. Now that's some video game driving.

 

[Harthan]

There are fans/students of Roman history around these parts, right?

I started listening to the History of Rome podcast. It's very good. Roman history is pretty entertaining and the narrator is really good. Everyone says the podcast is great so I'm assuming all of his information is accurate.

I got through the Second Samnite War last night. The war with Hannibal is coming up not too far away and that excites me. It's a four part episode.

 

[Барбоса]

The Second Punic War is a great subject to learn about.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

The Second Punic War is a great subject to learn about.

Fuckin' A.

You should be excited, its one of those things in history that reads like fiction.

Crescent strategy FTW

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Also, it appears that if a Deadpool film ever does happen...


It IS gonna star Ryan fuckin Reynolds. fuck.

 

[JGlass]

Also, it appears that if a Deadpool film ever does happen...


It IS gonna star Ryan fuckin Reynolds. fuck.

I mean, he did such a great job with Green Lantern, why not let him be a more difficult hero to play well?

Yeah, that movie is going to such. I just hope he allows his stupid face to be covered by the mask and uglied up sufficiently for unmasked scenes.

 

[Harthan]

Fuckin' A.

You should be excited, its one of those things in history that reads like fiction.

Crescent strategy FTW

There is also a two part episode (stop me if all of you have already listened to this) where he describes the Romans choice to abandon the phalanx in favor of their own unique tactics. I really know nothing about military strategy, and it was super interesting to learn about, and I'm looking forward to more.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Also, it appears that if a Deadpool film ever does happen...


It IS gonna star Ryan fuckin Reynolds. fuck.

If they are going to write Deadpool the movie anything like they do in recent comics it would be a waste to cast anybody decent.

 

[Барбоса]

Sounds like he stole a large section of one of my lectures...

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Ive been considering listening to it, on the days when I have no ESPN First Take or Mike & Mike to listen to. It always pops up next to mike and mike when I use the search engine in the ITunes library

 

[Mighty NorCal]

So, were is everyone on the X-Men trailer?

Dead, from spontaneous combustion, I presume

 

[JGlass]

So, were is everyone on the X-Men trailer?

Dead, from spontaneous combustion, I presume

I'm not all that impressed by it, but it definitely has me asking questions and I'm excited for the next trailer. This one wasn't very exciting, but I don't think it was meant to be. I guess we all know we're gonna get plenty of action in an X-Men movie, so it's nice to have a reassuring, plot heavy trailer, but come on, show us some sentinels.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I'm not all that impressed by it, but it definitely has me asking questions and I'm excited for the next trailer. This one wasn't very exciting, but I don't think it was meant to be. I guess we all know we're gonna get plenty of action in an X-Men movie, so it's nice to have a reassuring, plot heavy trailer, but come on, show us some sentinels.

I doubt we see them at all until the actual release. Just silhouettes and such.

Dude, how can you not be shitting the bed. Fuckin Bishop and Warpath. It showed them.

MTFO

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

The new Captain America trailer was better, but then again that is the real Marvel.

 

[JGlass]

I doubt we see them at all until the actual release. Just silhouettes and such.

Dude, how can you not be shitting the bed. Fuckin Bishop and Warpath. It showed them.

MTFO

Huh, I missed Warpath. I did see Bishop, and I am excited to see what the deal is there. I'm a little bummed out that Wolverine seems to be the link between the two timelines instead of Bishop, but hey, I can deal with that.

Edit: I just rewatched it and caught Warpath and Blink along with some other dude I didn't recognize. Like I said, this raises more questions than it does get me excited, but that's likely a good thing at this point.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

The new Captain America trailer was better, but then again that is the real Marvel.

Is that black guy the new hawkeye? What the fuck is going on there?

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Is that black guy the new hawkeye? What the fuck is going on there?

Naw he just has wings. Though I think he's the new diversity hire fo The Avengers.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Is that black guy the new hawkeye? What the fuck is going on there?

Falcon, a character who, outside of Caps main book is fairly minor in the grand shceme of things.

 

[JGlass]

Falcon, a character who, outside of Caps main book is fairly minor in the grand shceme of things.

Dammit FunKay, I wanted to come in all smug and shit and be like, "Oh, that's definitely Falcon. He's a super cool dude that has a wing suit and can fly."

But perhaps I can enlighten our superheroically challenged friends with an analogy. If Falcon was a South Park Character, he'd be Token. Token is great and whenever he's on you always appreciate him, but the show could still probably go on without him.

Also, they're both black.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

But perhaps I can enlighten our superheroically challenged friends with an analogy. If Falcon was a South Park Character, he'd be Token. Token is great and whenever he's on you always appreciate him, but the show could still probably go on without him.

Also, they're both black.

IC and D will be in stiches over this, for hours

 

[JGlass]

IC and D will be in stiches over this, for hours

I don't think those guys actually go on this website anymore. Hell, I posted my surprise puking pumpkin in here the day before I did it, and they were still surprised when I brought it to the party.

 

[Harthan]

Since we recently discussed JR's amazing call during HIAC, I thought I would post this for contrast (and also because I just looked it up and was amused).

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Not only can JR sell a moment, he can totally fucking kill it when he just does not give a shit.