Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[JGlass]

It is the greatest call in wrestling, however, so it's understandable.

What do you know about great wrestling calls? You like Joey Styles.

Seriously though, that is a great wrestling call.

You know what else is great? Your post in the BZT about Shepard. It was likely my favorite post in the tournament yet: a perfect blend of humor, admiration, and story telling. I'd rep you for it if I didn't have to spread thanks to that awesome joke you made about sports rioters.

 

[justinsayne]

I'm pretty sure I don't even know who half (maybe a little less than that) of the combatants in the BZT are this year.

 

[Барбоса]

Half is a lot more than I know.

 

[Blue Chipper]

I'm pretty sure I don't even know who half (maybe a little less than that) of the combatants in the BZT are this year.

I'm with you. That's the reason I have little to say. I still find the tournament to be very interesting, however.

One of my favorite pairings is Beatrix Kiddo and Dr. Robotnik. They're not the most formidable team, but they are unique enough to get my support.

 

[Harthan]

What do you know about great wrestling calls? You like Joey Styles.

Seriously though, that is a great wrestling call.

You know what else is great? Your post in the BZT about Shepard. It was likely my favorite post in the tournament yet: a perfect blend of humor, admiration, and story telling. I'd rep you for it if I didn't have to spread thanks to that awesome joke you made about sports rioters.

I find I have a lot of inspiration to write interesting things when I get tired. That's where most of my better posting over the last few days has come from. I'm trying to figure out how best to exploit this without being up till 6 AM every night.

 

[JGlass]

I'm pretty sure I don't even know who half (maybe a little less than that) of the combatants in the BZT are this year.

Really? The only ones I don't really know of are the Japanese named guys, and even then I know who a few of them are.

We tried to be diverse this year hoping we'd get something for everyone.

 

[Ty Burna]

Watching Caddyshack tonight for the first time in years. I forgot how awesome this movie was.

 

[JGlass]

So I'm going to post this here since it's probably safe from D-Man or IC25 seeing it and thus ruining the surprise.

I'm back in New Jersey for the weekend because I needed to come get some stuff here anyway, but also because IC25 is having his annual fall party where people make copious amounts of delicious food and much fun is had by all. One of the stipulations of this party, though, is that everyone has to bring a food item. Now I'm not much of a cook myself, but when I do make something, I like to go the extra mile. That's why, in addition to pumpkin dip, I will also be carving one of those puking Jack O' Lanterns (pic in spoiler tags) to have the dip come out of. On the back of the Pumpkin I'm going to write JGlass 1/1/13.

The significance of the puking pumpkin comes from a story that many of you probably know, but the short version is that I went to an open bar for New Years Eve with IC25 and his crew, and wound up having too much to drink. When we got back to his condo, I puked all over the place, and have been living it down ever since. Hopefully this will be the final nail in that very embarrassing coffin.

Spoiler

 

[Richard Blonoff]

We've had a couple good years at least.

9-7 in 2003. Missed playoffs
8-8 in 2004. Made the playoffs and beat Green Bay at Green Bay in the first round
9-7 in 2005. Missed the playoffs however
8-8 in 2007
10-6 in 2008, made the playoffs
12-4 in 2009, made NFC Championship Game
10-6 in 2012, made the playoffs. Peterson was MVP

2006, 2010, and 2011 we were awful. And now this year of course.

I feel that this is relevant.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-s...shave-beard-until-vikings-173155806--nfl.html

 

[Ty Burna]

I feel that this is relevant.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-s...shave-beard-until-vikings-173155806--nfl.html

In honor of that I'm not cutting my hair until the Vikings win their next game.

 

[nightmare]

So I'm going to post this here since it's probably safe from D-Man or IC25 seeing it and thus ruining the surprise.

I'm back in New Jersey for the weekend because I needed to come get some stuff here anyway, but also because IC25 is having his annual fall party where people make copious amounts of delicious food and much fun is had by all. One of the stipulations of this party, though, is that everyone has to bring a food item. Now I'm not much of a cook myself, but when I do make something, I like to go the extra mile. That's why, in addition to pumpkin dip, I will also be carving one of those puking Jack O' Lanterns (pic in spoiler tags) to have the dip come out of. On the back of the Pumpkin I'm going to write JGlass 1/1/13.

The significance of the puking pumpkin comes from a story that many of you probably know, but the short version is that I went to an open bar for New Years Eve with IC25 and his crew, and wound up having too much to drink. When we got back to his condo, I puked all over the place, and have been living it down ever since. Hopefully this will be the final nail in that very embarrassing coffin.

Spoiler

That is a pretty badass idea. Not sure what the hell pumpkin dip is though. You should just wear the pumpkin as a mask if you decide to puke this time. If someone lost it at my house wearing that mask, I couldnt be too mad.

 

[justinsayne]

Not sure what the hell pumpkin dip is though.

It's a dip made with pumpkin obviously.

 

[JGlass]

That is a pretty badass idea. Not sure what the hell pumpkin dip is though. You should just wear the pumpkin as a mask if you decide to puke this time. If someone lost it at my house wearing that mask, I couldnt be too mad.

It's a dip made with pumpkin obviously.

Pretty much what Justin said. It's basically cream cheese, sugar, pumpkin, and a few spices for flavor. It tasted great and the presentation went over huge with those who got the reference. Someone else brought a puking pumpkin with guacamole, but I think mine was better, though I may be a little biased.

There may or may not be pictures of IC, D-Man, and myself wearing a Lady Gaga wig. I'll be sure to get those on here as soon as they hit Facebook. I texted Doc as soon as those photos were snapped to tantalize him with the idea of seeing D-Man in a platinum blond wig.

Oh, and I didn't puke today. In fact, I haven't puked since New Years, thank you very much, though I probably puked enough on New Years to last me for the whole year.

 

[Bernkastel]

I've had pumpkin soup with crumpled bacon but never pumpkin dip. I'll have to look into that.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I fucking love pumpkin. Like if I didn't have a girlfriend, I'd put my dick in a pumpkin. Even with the gf, I still consider it.

 

[JGlass]

I've had pumpkin soup with crumpled bacon but never pumpkin dip. I'll have to look into that.

It's very sweet, but very good. The recipe I used suggested using ginger snaps to dip with, and that was probably the best fit, but I dipped a bunch of stuff in there and almost all of it tasted good (the one exception being a carrot).

I reckon it would also be a good thing to spread on toast or a bagel or something.

I fucking love pumpkin. Like if I didn't have a girlfriend, I'd put my dick in a pumpkin. Even with the gf, I still consider it.

Like, a pumpkin pie or a pumpkin? Because I can't imagine fucking a pumpkin would be very comfortable. Fucking a pumpkin pie would be more manageable.

 

[Bernkastel]

It's very sweet, but very good. The recipe I used suggested using ginger snaps to dip with, and that was probably the best fit, but I dipped a bunch of stuff in there and almost all of it tasted good (the one exception being a carrot).

Right. I'm sold. I'll be trying it this year. maybe add in a little cinnamon for some additional zest.

Like, a pumpkin pie or a pumpkin? Because I can't imagine fucking a pumpkin would be very comfortable. Fucking a pumpkin pie would be more manageable.

I reckon it wouldn't be too bad if you carved yourself a decent glory hole first. Treat it like a cake.

 

[JGlass]

Right. I'm sold. I'll be trying it this year. maybe add in a little cinnamon for some additional zest.

Cinnamon was one of the spices. Pumpkin spice was the other. I also put a teaspoon of frozen OJ concentrate in there because the recipe told me to.

 

[justinsayne]

Oh Yaz, you seem to have snatched up Jarrett Boykin before I could, however I want him so I'm sending you a trade offer.

 

[smizzy]

How is everyone?

 

[JGlass]

How is everyone?

Smizzy is back? Does this mean a WZCW return?

My day was going great until I got pulled over for speeding and got a $230 fine. Not only that, but I'm about to apply for my own car insurance too (I was on my parents plan), so I'm pretty much fucked out of a lot more money at this point.

It's safe to say my days of driving like a dick are over.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Smizzy is back? Does this mean a WZCW return?

My day was going great until I got pulled over for speeding and got a $230 fine. Not only that, but I'm about to apply for my own car insurance too (I was on my parents plan), so I'm pretty much fucked out of a lot more money at this point.

It's safe to say my days of driving like a dick are over.

$230?! How fast were you going?

 

[JGlass]

$230?! How fast were you going?

88 in a 65. I was being fucking stupid, but the cop also caught me at the worst possible time. On occasion I'll lose track of how fast I'm going for a few seconds but realize it and slow down. This cop caught me during the window I didn't realize.

There's also some bullshit $50 surcharge for a head injury, but nobody had an injured head, so I don't know what the fuck that's all about. Probably just another way for Taxachussetts to take my money.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Goddamn homie

 

[Thriller Ant]

88 in a 65. I was being fucking stupid, but the cop also caught me at the worst possible time. On occasion I'll lose track of how fast I'm going for a few seconds but realize it and slow down. This cop caught me during the window I didn't realize.

There's also some bullshit $50 surcharge for a head injury, but nobody had an injured head, so I don't know what the fuck that's all about. Probably just another way for Taxachussetts to take my money.

I've had one in that range too, but I don't remember it being that expensive. I would definitely question that surcharge, it sounds like bs.