Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

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If you need me, I'll be in my bunk.
 
Funniest damn thing I heard all day?


A guy in Austin dressed like Christopher Reeve for a Halloween party, complete with Superman cape and wheelchair. As he left the party saturday night he was hit by a truck that swerved to miss a mounted patrol officer on horseback. Now he is paralyzed and in a wheelchair for real. The cape survived without a scratch.



That. Is. Hilarious.

I'm of the, "It would be funny if it wasn't so sad," school of thought, but I appreciate the humor in it.

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If you need me, I'll be in my bunk.

So you're now on the, "I wanna marry AJ Lee," bandwagon? I imagine that's one of the smellier, sweatier, girthier bandwagons around.
 
Барбоса;4653111 said:
I find myself posting less and less...

What could be the matter?

Clearly you have a drug addiction that is monopolizing your time.
 
I'm of the, "It would be funny if it wasn't so sad," school of thought, but I appreciate the humor in it.


The only thing that would have made that better was if the truck was green like kryptonite or had Luthor or something like that written on the side. Other than that, pretty damn funny.





Барбоса;4653207 said:
And I am so good at hiding it that I have kept it a secret from myself?

Hmmm... I have wondered what the other aspects of me do during their time in charge.


Maybe the Barbosa that we know isnt even the real Barbosa. Maybe this is all like Secret Window? Am I right, Shooter?
 
Two of my monitors will be set for tonight. One for RAW, one for MNF.

Question is, which gets the full actual TV service, and which one gets streamed?

There will be disappointed either which way.
 
How is one to determine which is the real personality is?


The one that has the name on the drivers license. Or whoever has the best hat. Your choice.



Two of my monitors will be set for tonight. One for RAW, one for MNF.

Question is, which gets the full actual TV service, and which one gets streamed?

There will be disappointed either which way.

Listen to one and watch one. 2 birds one stone.
 
What if they all have their own drivers licences?

We are a sneaky gestalt bunch after all...

And is the historian the same aspect as the part time teacher, the sports fan, the video game player and the WZCW Champion?

So many questions.
 
Барбоса;4653373 said:
What if they all have their own drivers licences?

We are a sneaky gestalt bunch after all...

And is the historian the same aspect as the part time teacher, the sports fan, the video game player and the WZCW Champion?

So many questions.



Sit in the corner and rock back and forth like Mankind while you play this song on repeat until you figure it out.



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Gravity was excellent. Congrats JGlass, looks like you finally gave a good movie his seal of approval ;)

I typically hate 3D & thinks it's absolutely unnecessary about 99% of the time, however I feel seeing this one in 3D IMAX really enhanced the viewing experience.
 
Gravity was excellent. Congrats JGlass, looks like you finally gave a good movie his seal of approval ;)

I typically hate 3D & thinks it's absolutely unnecessary about 99% of the time, however I feel seeing this one in 3D IMAX really enhanced the viewing experience.

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Nailed it.

I'm actually planning on seeing it again this week, which would make it a third viewing for me. It's just a movie that manages to manipulate your sight and hearing in such a way that you feel as if you're really watching people in space.

Glad you liked it. Now I don't have to get you a real birthday present.
 
Bad news, Vikings suck.

Good news, they held Cruz enough to let me escape with a 99-95 win in my money league to drag my slightly warmed over corpse of a team to 3-4 after staring 0-4. Oh and beat the top team in my division. That was huge. I'm only 2 games back now.
 
So you're now on the, "I wanna marry AJ Lee," bandwagon? I imagine that's one of the smellier, sweatier, girthier bandwagons around.

When she inevitably has to marry a suitor from said bandwagon, who's she gonna pick - Big Tits McGee or Sweet-Smellin' Sam? Exactly. Once again, you've failed to consider all the angles.
 
BZT4 started earlier than I thought. Probably won't be able to start throwing down arguments until tomorrow, what with the AS3 deadline tonight.
 
Yeah, I'm feeling similarly Echelon. I'm sorta winging it with my RP though, so I'm hoping to get a few posts in tonight.
 
Yeah, I'm feeling similarly Echelon. I'm sorta winging it with my RP though, so I'm hoping to get a few posts in tonight.

Pretty much what I did with my RP too. Just sat down and wrote whatever the hell came to mind and went with it.
 
Bad news, Vikings suck.

Good news, they held Cruz enough to let me escape with a 99-95 win in my money league to drag my slightly warmed over corpse of a team to 3-4 after staring 0-4. Oh and beat the top team in my division. That was huge. I'm only 2 games back now.

I thought this was a historical reference for a moment, I was about to flip the fuck out
 
I used to post in this thread so much I was in the top 5 - maybe even top 3 - of all time repliers to it. Now, I'm 8. Eight. What's come of me?
 

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