Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[JGlass]

Ziggler is a thing now. Accept it. I have.

I nearly choked to death getting that pill down. Which of course is only fitting, considering what a choker Ziggler is.

I'm optimistic that his dig at Cena will cost him his push.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

As long as I get more of this I'm fine with Ziggler facing the Shield.

 

[JGlass]

As long as I get more of this I'm fine with Ziggler facing the Shield.

... Roman Reigns hitting a spear?

 

[Coco]

I'm optimistic that his dig at Cena will cost him his push.

Ziggler bashing Cena isn't a new development. Try not to get your hopes up.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

... Roman Reigns hitting a spear?

Yes, it looks cool, Dolph takes the pin along with looking like he's in a lot of pain (although that could be his overselling), everybody wins.

 

[Coco]

If Battleground is has a War Games style main event, this would also be awesome.

But Battleground won't have a War Games style main event.

 

[JGlass]

Yes, it looks cool, Dolph takes the pin along with looking like he's in a lot of pain (although that could be his overselling), everybody wins.

Fair enough.

If Battleground is has a War Games style main event, this would also be awesome.

But Battleground won't have a War Games style main event.

Some day wrestling fans will stop begging for some shit from the 80s to be rehashed and fitted to the modern product. Today is not that day.

 

[Coco]

Given what a mark Triple H is for Flair and 1980s NWA, I wouldn't be shocked to find out he's just waiting for Vince to die so he can go full boar with that stuff.

 

[Барбоса]

There are major parts of the War Games format that I just did not like, in particular the forcing of a submission finish onto a team that potentially had no submission moves between them.

What do you mean Ric Flair tapped out to a Road Warrior Hawk armbar?

Make it the WWE Elimination Chamber match but with teams and then I will be more interested.

 

[Miko]

Wargames inside a Hell In A Cell with normal finishes, hardly groundbreaking but entertaining enough to suit most feuds. Wargames was never a terrible idea, so no problem rehashing it.

 

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

How about an elimination chamber match with teams but only a single pinfall? The match would go on for too long if there are multiple pinfalls.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I checked. Four disappointing stars according to him. Must have had it confused with This Is the End.

This is keeping in mind that I consider Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz and Scott Pilgrim vs. The World to all be borderline five stars, and with the impression that The World's End will improve on repeat viewings.

Note to self; See what JGlass thinks about a film, almost instantly think exactly the opposite.

Stop stealing my bit.

 

[Coco]

Looks like someone enjoyed Zayn vs Cesaro.

No spoilers! Canada doesn't get it for another three hours!

 

[JGlass]

Looks like someone enjoyed Zayn vs Cesaro.

No spoilers! Canada doesn't get it for another three hours!

I'm pretty sure folks have been talking about that match for months. At least, it feels like it's been months.

 

[Thriller Ant]

I'm pretty sure folks have been talking about that match for months. At least, it feels like it's been months.

I think they are at the end of a taping cycle, so it very well could have been months.

 

[Coco]

They have. But I'll clearly take Sam's opinion over random audience wanker x and Jim Ross the company shill.

FWIW, people raved over their first two NXT matches as well. They were good but not what they were cracked up to be. Still, miles better than their Race To The Top final. I tried popping that DVD in last night. Not nearly as good as I'd remember.

I tried using Lesnar vs Angle at WM19 to wash the bad taste out of my mouth. Only made matters worse. Who thought it was a good idea to have those guys close a 4+ hour stadium show after Rock, Austin, and Hogan? 'Cause that person deserves to eat a fucking bullet.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The thought of Sami Zayn makes me feel like a schoolgirl with a crush. Yes, even with the neckerchief.

 

[JGlass]

I'm going to have to watch NXT. It's been a while, I hope she recognizes me.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Recently watched some NXT, anybody else really digging Paige?

 

[JGlass]

Recently watched some NXT, anybody else really digging Paige?

Oh I have been on the Paige bandwagon for a looong time. She's beautiful and perhaps five times as talented as any diva on the roster.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Oh I have been on the Paige bandwagon for a looong time. She's beautiful and perhaps five times as talented as any diva on the roster.

YUP.

That Cesaro/Zayn match though. All the jizz.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Oh I have been on the Paige bandwagon for a looong time. She's beautiful and perhaps five times as talented as any diva on the roster.

The British accent sucked me in, her abilities kept me going. She's much better than all the other divas including AJ by miles.

 

[JGlass]

Watching Anna Karenina. Why do all these Russians have English accents?

 

[Miko]

Stop stealing my bit.

Not likely. All the while you got some sway around here I'll be ready to plaigarise.

 

[Coco]

Watching Anna Karenina. Why do all these Russians have English accents?

Any good? It's sitting on my computer right now, along with A Dangerous Method and Ghostbusters. Exciting weekend lined up, clearly.