Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[nightmare]

Man, tell them to fuck off and the first one to open their mouth gets a chair to the head.


Probably jealous they are not Jewish, so they are obviously taking it out on you. If you do leave, spin a dreidel on the counter and give them the finger on your way out the door. Show them who is boss.

 

[JGlass]

Man, tell them to fuck off and the first one to open their mouth gets a chair to the head.


Probably jealous they are not Jewish, so they are obviously taking it out on you. If you do leave, spin a dreidel on the counter and give them the finger on your way out the door. Show them who is boss.

Or I leave a dreidel with a note that says, "spin me." However, the dreidel is loaded, and it lands on the Shin, but I replace the "n" in shin with a "v" and once it falls, I pop up from behind them and shiv them in the face.

 

[nightmare]

Or I leave a dreidel with a note that says, "spin me." However, the dreidel is loaded, and it lands on the Shin, but I replace the "n" in shin with a "v" and once it falls, I pop up from behind them and shiv them in the face.

Now that is just fantastic. With some dramatic music playing and close up slow motion shots and blood.

Oh, you. Just put this to film already and stop teasing me.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

If you aren't helping out with rent or utilities I can understand them kicking you out. It is a nuisance to have extra people around all the time and having having to pay for a place to live while others living in the home don't is extremely frustrating.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Kick-Ass 2 is incredibly juvenile. If you thought This Is The End was funny, Kick-Ass 2 will make your dick shoot off your body like a bottle rocket.

 

[JGlass]

If you aren't helping out with rent or utilities I can understand them kicking you out. It is a nuisance to have extra people around all the time and having having to pay for a place to live while others living in the home don't is extremely frustrating.

I get that, and I'm really not that upset about it. I totally understand where they're coming from, but I even offered to help pay for rent or pick up a bill, but they just want me out. I don't think I've been too much of a burden since I've cleaned up after myself and for the most part stuck to my room or the living room, but I guess they just don't want the extra space being taken up.

From what my friend told me, it's really just one of the roommates going on a power trip.

Kick-Ass 2 is incredibly juvenile. If you thought This Is The End was funny, Kick-Ass 2 will make your dick shoot off your body like a bottle rocket.

Well I'm seeing it tonight, so I'll post my opinion on it later. It will probably be much better than yours.

 

[Uncle Sam]

As ever.

 

[JGlass]

I had biscuits and gravy for dinner, so naturally, I had to play this while eating them.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I had biscuits and gravy for dinner, so naturally, I had to play this while eating them.

The lot of you found that FAR more amusing than was appropriate at the engagement brunch.



Its just.....Its just simply not that clever or funny. IC25 level of cheap humor.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I get that, and I'm really not that upset about it. I totally understand where they're coming from, but I even offered to help pay for rent or pick up a bill, but they just want me out. I don't think I've been too much of a burden since I've cleaned up after myself and for the most part stuck to my room or the living room, but I guess they just don't want the extra space being taken up.

Until fucking september?!?!


Bunch of needle-dick having anti semites.

 

[nightmare]

From what my friend told me, it's really just one of the roommates going on a power trip.

Well that is bullshit. If you clean up and offer to help with bills, there is no reason other than personal to pull that shit on short notice with nowhere easily available to go.

I have had roommates that I hated but they kept up their end or atleast attempted. So I couldnt bring myself to boot them or convince others to.


But hey, you are better off not being around if that is the shit they will pull. Screw them if they dont want you around- you are funny and a good dude. Go be a badass somewhere else.

 

[justinsayne]

Kick-Ass 2 is incredibly juvenile. If you thought This Is The End was funny, Kick-Ass 2 will make your dick shoot off your body like a bottle rocket.

Well this worries me a bit, my exceptions have officially been lowered a notch

The lot of you found that FAR more amusing than was appropriate at the engagement brunch.



Its just.....Its just simply not that clever or funny. IC25 level of cheap humor.

BISCUITS & GRAVYYYYYY!!! fit for a king

 

[smizzy]

Been driving through Yaz territory on 70 East. Unbearable amounts of construction.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Been driving through Yaz territory on 70 East. Unbearable amounts of construction.

Don't even get me started, I'm so tired of that shit. It adds about ten to fifteen minutes to nearly each of my commutes.

 

[JGlass]

The lot of you found that FAR more amusing than was appropriate at the engagement brunch.



Its just.....Its just simply not that clever or funny. IC25 level of cheap humor.

It's not that funny or clever, but it is relevant and I wanted to play it for my friend that has never heard it. It also is an appropriate outlet for the level of excitement I have in regards to eating biscuits and gravy.

Until fucking september?!?!


Bunch of needle-dick having anti semites.

Damn right.

Well this worries me a bit, my exceptions have officially been lowered a notch

Don't, I just got back, and it was awesome. I can see what Sam means because there are quite a few poop jokes, some balls being kicked, and general silliness, but it's amazing. It surpassed my expectations which were very high.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Jesus H. Christ.

 

[smizzy]

Don't even get me started, I'm so tired of that shit. It adds about ten to fifteen minutes to nearly each of my commutes.

Fairly certain everyone who lives off of 70 feels your pain because I've only just entered Pennsylvania, still on 70e, and it's went: 70 mph, work zone 55 mph, 70 mph, work zone 55 mph just about every 10 miles.

 

[justinsayne]

Don't, I just got back, and it was awesome. I can see what Sam means because there are quite a few poop jokes, some balls being kicked, and general silliness, but it's amazing. It surpassed my expectations which were very high.

Says the guy who thought This Is The End was hilarious & one of the best movies of the summer... This has only furthered lowered my expectations for this movie.

 

[JGlass]

Says the guy who thought This Is The End was hilarious & one of the best movies of the summer... This has only furthered lowered my expectations for this movie.

I never said it was one of the best movies, just one of my favorites. In fact, I saw it again last night after Kick Ass 2 and I still thought it was hilarious.

And if you like Kick Ass, you'll like Kick Ass 2. I'll just wait here patiently while you go see it and tell me how right I am. Or you hate it and give money to a movie that I love.

 

[Harthan]

I like Kick Ass and This Is The End, so I'm optimistic about Kick Ass 2.

Kick Ass was also the first, but hardly the last, movie that I asked a girl to go to see with me and was rejected.

 

[nightmare]

I like Kick Ass and This Is The End, so I'm optimistic about Kick Ass 2.

Kick Ass was also the first, but hardly the last, movie that I asked a girl to go to see with me and was rejected.

Well, next time just tell her Channing Tatum is in the movie and she will go. The rest is up to you. But she is going to be upset he wasnt in the film so play it cool and show her why Ohio is for lovers.

Now go enjoy your movie.

 

[JGlass]

I had to drop my friend off at the train station and I was three rounds late for my first fantasy draft! The team I got was Jamaal Charles (awesome), Stephen Jackson (I want to trade him), and Jimmy Graham (eh).

 

[Thriller Ant]

Graham is the undisputed #1 TE. Getting him in the 3rd is good value. Jackson in the 2nd is a little high, but he should have a good year.

 

[JGlass]

Graham is the undisputed #1 TE. Getting him in the 3rd is good value. Jackson in the 2nd is a little high, but he should have a good year.

Eh, I'm worried that the Falcons are going to try to preserve him for a playoff run. I'm thinking about seeing if I can't trade him and one of my WRs to see if I can get a RB that is technically lower ranked but probably higher quality and then a superior WR. I'm thinking I trade Jackson and Jordy Nelson or Reggie Wayne to the guy that has Stephen Riddley and Roddy White, or the guy that has Matt Forte and Wes Welker.

 

[Coco]

Pierogi lasagna makes me feel about as sophisticated as a toddler. Not that I give a fuck though. It's delicious and I don't know how I lived more than two decades without it.