Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[justinsayne]

That game almost turned into the Chicago screwjob

Detroit needs to get some depth on defense, I also wouldn't mind seeing Lidstrom behind the bench as an assistant coach or something, I think having him in practices working with the young defense men would be huge for our team.

 

[Theo Mays]

Bray Wyatt has inspired me to make a new sig. I'm a bit rusty, but I like the outcome.

 

[LSN80]

Jesus Christ that game last night was awesome.

I thought the 'Hawks were done when Hjalmarsson's goal was waved off, to be honest. I have no affinity for the 'Hawks, but I hate the Wings, so seeing Seabrook score made me smile.

Also, if the Pens are to win the Cup, I want them to beat the best out West. And that's Chicago.

 

[CH David]

I thought the 'Hawks were done when Hjalmarsson's goal was waved off, to be honest. I have no affinity for the 'Hawks, but I hate the Wings, so seeing Seabrook score made me smile.

Also, if the Pens are to win the Cup, I want them to beat the best out West. And that's Chicago.

Hjammer's goal had me at both ends of the spectrum. Ecstatic when it was a goal, pissed the fuck off when it was disallowed.

 

[JGlass]

So my sister got a new puppy dog, which is I think something I brought up and talked about in this thread with NorCal. Well, it has stopped being noisy, but it is still being very misbehaved. Particularly, she enjoys chewing on things she's not supposed to. Despite the fact that my sister has bought this dog no fewer than eight chew toys, some of which are designed specifically for teething, this dog's favorite playthings are paper towel rolls, pieces of ribbon, and floor rugs that it can pick up with its mouth. It also is quite fond of playing with its own bed, which she drags around the kitchen for fun.

The dog is absolutely adorable, but it will be nice not having to keep her entertained when she and my sister move out this Saturday.

 

[Harthan]

So my sister got a new puppy dog, which is I think something I brought up and talked about in this thread with NorCal. Well, it has stopped being noisy, but it is still being very misbehaved. Particularly, she enjoys chewing on things she's not supposed to. Despite the fact that my sister has bought this dog no fewer than eight chew toys, some of which are designed specifically for teething, this dog's favorite playthings are paper towel rolls, pieces of ribbon, and floor rugs that it can pick up with its mouth. It also is quite fond of playing with its own bed, which she drags around the kitchen for fun.

The dog is absolutely adorable, but it will be nice not having to keep her entertained when she and my sister move out this Saturday.

My dog is the same way, except he's long since done teething. He just enjoys biting and chewing on anything he can possibly manage to.

It's rather convinced me that as much as I like dogs, I'm not sure I ever want to own one.

 

[JGlass]

My dog is the same way, except he's long since done teething. He just enjoys biting and chewing on anything he can possibly manage to.

It's rather convinced me that as much as I like dogs, I'm not sure I ever want to own one.

For me it's just convinced me that I'm going to get one when it's not a puppy. We got my first dog when he was six months old, and we housebroke him within a couple weeks, and he was pretty well behaved otherwise, especially when it game to biting.

This dog, on the other hand, seems to have no interest in figuring out what she can and cannot bite. She just gets nippy and then everything is fair game.

 

[Megatron]

Ah dogs. Good times, good times.

 

[JGlass]

Right now she's sleeping, curled up between my left arm and resting her head on my chest. It's adorable, but it makes typing quite difficult.

 

[Harthan]

For me it's just convinced me that I'm going to get one when it's not a puppy. We got my first dog when he was six months old, and we housebroke him within a couple weeks, and he was pretty well behaved otherwise, especially when it game to biting.

This dog, on the other hand, seems to have no interest in figuring out what she can and cannot bite. She just gets nippy and then everything is fair game.

Yeah, that's a fair point. I have always thought that rescuing a dog would be smart. My parents nearly did, but they caved and bought a puppy. They're very bad at raising puppies, however, and so we now have a six month old with plenty of behavioral problems.

Adopting a 1-2 year old dog seems to be the way to go, as long as it hasn't got serious baggage or whatever.

 

[Theo Mays]

I'm pretty allergic to dogs. I like them for the most part, but I'm more of a cat person. My cat is a little pip. I love that little bugger.

 

[justinsayne]

Right now she's sleeping, curled up between my left arm and resting her head on my chest. It's adorable, but it makes typing quite difficult.

LOL, my cat is literally doing the same thing.

I like them for the most part, but I'm more of a cat person. My cat is a little pip. I love that little bugger.

^This.

 

[Theo Mays]

I'm babysitting my friend's friend's kid. Kid is hilarious, my cat however does not like him. Probably because he decided to chase him each chance he got. He finally just fell asleep, but I gotta take him down in a few minutes to leave. I miss babysitting at times, it makes me wish I had a kid. Though I'm nowhere near ready for that situation.

 

[Stormtrooper]

I'm babysitting my friend's friend's kid. Kid is hilarious, my cat however does not like him. Probably because he decided to chase him each chance he got. He finally just fell asleep, but I gotta take him down in a few minutes to leave. I miss babysitting at times, it makes me wish I had a kid. Though I'm nowhere near ready for that situation.

So right now you're getting paid to be in a house while a kid is sleeping? Sounds like fun.

Oh, and Theo, did you notice this HonkyDong Man jackass that posted shit threads earlier? You should totally reply to him telling him off next time. He keeps telling people that call him an idiot to "grow a beard." I'd laugh to hear him say that to you and your beard.

 

[JGlass]

I'm pretty allergic to dogs. I like them for the most part, but I'm more of a cat person. My cat is a little pip. I love that little bugger.

Your cat is a backup singer for Gladys Knight? Rad.

I'm babysitting my friend's friend's kid. Kid is hilarious, my cat however does not like him. Probably because he decided to chase him each chance he got. He finally just fell asleep, but I gotta take him down in a few minutes to leave. I miss babysitting at times, it makes me wish I had a kid. Though I'm nowhere near ready for that situation.

Having a child would easily be one of the worst things that could happen to me. Definitely not THE worse (that would probably go to being killed, maimed, physically mutilated in various ways, etc.), but probably top 25 worst possible things that could happen.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

So right now you're getting paid to be in a house while a kid is sleeping? Sounds like fun.

Oh, and Theo, did you notice this HonkyDong Man jackass that posted shit threads earlier? You should totally reply to him telling him off next time. He keeps telling people that call him an idiot to "grow a beard." I'd laugh to hear him say that to you and your beard.

Stormy... Theo's beard is going through a very tramatic time right now. You have to let it grow on it's own pace.

 

[justinsayne]

Every time I hang out with friends who have kids, I'm reminded why I don't ever want children, like ever. It's much funner be "Cool Uncle Justin" & doing all the fun shit & then being able to leave when they start getting annoying.

 

[JGlass]

Every time I hang out with friends who have kids, I'm reminded why I don't ever want children, like ever. It's much funner be "Cool Uncle Justin" & doing all the fun shit & then being able to leave when they start getting annoying.

I imagine raising children is a lot like raising this puppy, but instead of training it for a year or two and then enjoying it being chill, it takes 18+ years and costs a lot more money.

 

[Theo Mays]

So right now you're getting paid to be in a house while a kid is sleeping? Sounds like fun.

Oh, and Theo, did you notice this HonkyDong Man jackass that posted shit threads earlier? You should totally reply to him telling him off next time. He keeps telling people that call him an idiot to "grow a beard." I'd laugh to hear him say that to you and your beard.

I'll tell him how it is. And I wasn't getting paid. I volunteered to do it cause I'm a generally nice person.

Stormy... Theo's beard is going through a very tramatic time right now. You have to let it grow on it's own pace.

Yeah man, growing back much slower than I anticipated. It still looks nice and people still acknowledge it, so hey it's like a mini-me version of my old beard.

Every time I hang out with friends who have kids, I'm reminded why I don't ever want children, like ever. It's much funner be "Cool Uncle Justin" & doing all the fun shit & then being able to leave when they start getting annoying.

See I tend to be the opposite. Sure I love being the awesome uncle, but I love kids and I always joke that I want 10 kids, but honestly if I could have one it would make my life complete.

 

[JGlass]

See I tend to be the opposite. Sure I love being the awesome uncle, but I love kids and I always joke that I want 10 kids, but honestly if I could have one it would make my life complete.

You should start telling that to the lovely ladies you meet at bars. They'll either close their vaginas for business, or melt on the inside and drag you to the nearest bathroom where you two can get started on making your life complete.

 

[justinsayne]

See I tend to be the opposite. Sure I love being the awesome uncle, but I love kids and I always joke that I want 10 kids, but honestly if I could have one it would make my life complete.

You sound like my ex. Good luck finding a woman that wants to poop 10 kids out her vagina.

 

[Theo Mays]

You should start telling that to the lovely ladies you meet at bars. They'll either close their vaginas for business, or melt on the inside and drag you to the nearest bathroom where you two can get started on making your life complete.

I'm gonna have to try that. Good looking out for me homie.

You sound like my ex. Good luck finding a woman that wants to poop 10 kids out her vagina.

I never mean it seriously, I just say it for the reaction. I do want kids and hell the more the merrier, but like I said if I can just get one I'll be happy.

 

[smizzy]

 

[JGlass]

Spoiler

WWE superstars: Just like you, except people actually care about what they Tweet.

 

[The Butcher]

I guess marathons are the order of the weekend. I picked up the complete series DVD collection for Rocko's Modern Life after work yesterday (browsing at Wal-Mart and it was only 20 bucks), so a Rocko marathon is definitely going down at some point this weekend.