Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Барбоса]

Hmm, fair enough. And it's not like we didn't have a pretty extensive history of dominating the young Latina.

Michael Corleone was investing in it.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

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[JGlass]

 

[The Crock]

Haha, that's amazing.

Any movie recommendations on Netflix, Jiggles? My next class got canceled, I have nearly two hours to waste.

 

[JGlass]

Haha, that's amazing.

Any movie recommendations on Netflix, Jiggles? My next class got canceled, I have nearly two hours to waste.

If you're feeling like a little bit of a mind fucker, why not try The Nines? If you're in the mood for a truly great movie, watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Wet Hot American Summer is a good teen comedy, and Snatch is an awesome Guy Ritchie movie.

And if none of those peak your interest, just watch The Warriors.

 

[The Crock]

I've seen Snatch and Eternal Sunshine -- liked them both. I might just run down the rest of that list when I have the time. I'll probably watch The Nines first, but I'm skeptical of Ryan Reynolds in the lead role.

 

[justinsayne]

I watched Safety Not Guaranteed the other day, it was pretty enjoyable.

They recently added Undefeated, the 2011 Academy Award winner for Best Documentary, it's about an inner-city Memphis high school football team, whose downtrodden players combine with a dedicated volunteer coach in a valiant effort to reach the school's first-ever playoff game. I've heard nothing but great things about this movie.

 

[JGlass]

I've seen Snatch and Eternal Sunshine -- liked them both. I might just run down the rest of that list when I have the time. I'll probably watch The Nines first, but I'm skeptical of Ryan Reynolds in the lead role.

As you should be, but he was pretty good in The Nines. Also, Melissa McCarthy is always extraordinarily charming.

I watched Safety Not Guaranteed the other day, it was pretty enjoyable.

I thought it was okay, but I was disappointed overall.

They recently added Undefeated, the 2011 Academy Award winner for Best Documentary, it's about an inner-city Memphis high school football team, whose downtrodden players combine with a dedicated volunteer coach in a valiant effort to reach the school's first-ever playoff game. I've heard nothing but great things about this movie.

That sounds pretty cool. It's been a while since I've watched a documentary. About two or three times a year I'll get a craving for documentaries and watch a ton in a few days.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

This was on my Facebook wall and has been making me laugh more than it should.

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[FunKay the Inevitable]

Searching for Sugarman is a good documentary. Won at the Oscars this year and has a pretty great story to it, though after a couple of days you wonder if it could possibly be made-up, though apparentlt it's legit.

 

[JGlass]

I was talking to this girl at a party. We were getting along real well... then my friend decided to pants me while I was talking to her like a fucking asshole. I still got her phone number, but my confidence of her responding positively to a date proposal is slightly lower than it was before.

 

[nightmare]

As you should be, but he was pretty good in The Nines. Also, Melissa McCarthy is always extraordinarily charming.

Im going to watch that tomorrow. Had it downloaded for a while, so I might as well. I like a good twist & the end is supposed to be good from what I hear.

It's been a while since I've watched a documentary. About two or three times a year I'll get a craving for documentaries and watch a ton in a few days.

Have you watched 'Room 237'? Its a documentary about the theories & hidden meanings behind Kubrick's version of The Shining. I was excited to watch it because I like the movie, but some parts were kind of stretching it a bit. Somewhat long-winded at times, but it does point out a few interesting things you wouldnt\havent likely noticed before.

I was talking to this girl at a party. We were getting along real well... then my friend decided to pants me while I was talking to her like a fucking asshole. I still got her phone number, but my confidence of her responding positively to a date proposal is slightly lower than it was before.

If she saw your junk & you got the number- I would say that counts as a good sign. Now nail her like a proper gentleman & keep it classy- dont forget the cab fare home.

This was on my Facebook wall and has been making me laugh more than it should.

If I cared enough to have a Facebook page I would put this on my wall.

 

[Барбоса]

I was talking to this girl at a party. We were getting along real well... then my friend decided to pants me while I was talking to her like a fucking asshole. I still got her phone number, but my confidence of her responding positively to a date proposal is slightly lower than it was before.

You picked the wrong day to wear that thong

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I hit a patch of ice and fucking totaled my car. I loved my car, and she is gone. I'm so sad

 

[JGlass]

You picked the wrong day to wear that thong

I was actually wearing a pair of briefs that generally accentuate my manly parts quite nicely. I can only hope that that was what was going on last night.

I hit a patch of ice and fucking totaled my car. I loved my car, and she is gone. I'm so sad

Aw man, that's horrible news my friend, I'm sorry to hear that, but I'm happy to see that you're okay. Cars come and go, but there can only be one Yazloz.

 

[justinsayne]

I was talking to this girl at a party. We were getting along real well... then my friend decided to pants me while I was talking to her like a fucking asshole. I still got her phone number, but my confidence of her responding positively to a date proposal is slightly lower than it was before.

If you still got her number even after she a got a peek at your Hebrew National, you should be fine. A word of advice though, buy a belt to prevent your friends from pulling this asshole move again.

That gave me a decent chuckle

I wonder if Cena & Bryan have ever tag teamed the succubi that are the Bella's

I hit a patch of ice and fucking totaled my car. I loved my car, and she is gone. I'm so sad

That sucks, but look at it this way, your car loved you sooo much it gave it's life to protect you from getting harmed in an accident, plus now you get to buy a new car, & that's a good thing!

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I'm now two for two walking away from accidents with nothing but bumps and bruises. I never get in an accident close to home. The first one I was riding with a friend on the way back from Indianapolis when she wrecked so I was about three hours from home, this time I was forty minutes away.

My parents were pretty cool about it. I guess once the trauma of being woke up at 4am to tell them I was in an accident wore off, they were just happy I was ok. They also were kind enough to pay the $500 down payment on my new vehicle. It isn't bad, '98 Rav4. I'll have payments for the next year, but $215 a month isn't bad. Feel pretty luck it was less than twelve hours after I total a vehicle I have a new one.

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[FunKay the Inevitable]

Did you ever onsider this as a theme for Saxoteur JGlass?

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[justinsayne]

Saw Snitch today, the pacing of this movie if fucking terrible, it felt like the first half of the movie was a paced well if it was the pilot for a new tv series, & then they just rushed through the rest, leaving you feeling incredibly unsatisfied.

 

[Bernkastel]

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[Coco]

In my continued quest to unlearn the dislike the internet has taught me for certain wrestlers over the years, I picked up a cheap copy of Edge's Decade of Decadence.

I rather like it. Surprised to see myself responding to enthusiastically to a match between Edge and Batista, two guys I feel lukewarm at best about. You Edge Heads might be onto something here.

 

[The Doctor]

I didn't fully appreciate Edge or Batista until they were gone. They both had Superstar Quality, something a lot of guys today lack. Edge especially was the type that just commanded attention. Rock-star good looks and really knew how to carry himself.

 

[JGlass]

Did you ever onsider this as a theme for Saxoteur JGlass?

[YOUTUBE]MZjAantupsA[/YOUTUBE]

Nope, but I'm not even remotely interested in ditching our current song, and I don't think Doc is either. The combination of Saxton's theme and the Space Jam theme its Saxton and Saboteur like a glove.

Saw Snitch today, the pacing of this movie if fucking terrible, it felt like the first half of the movie was a paced well if it was the pilot for a new tv series, & then they just rushed through the rest, leaving you feeling incredibly unsatisfied.

At first I thought you were talking about Snatch and I was going to be very disappointed, but then I realized you meant the new Dwayne Johnson vehicle and moved on with my life.

In my continued quest to unlearn the dislike the internet has taught me for certain wrestlers over the years, I picked up a cheap copy of Edge's Decade of Decadence.

I rather like it. Surprised to see myself responding to enthusiastically to a match between Edge and Batista, two guys I feel lukewarm at best about. You Edge Heads might be onto something here.

I didn't fully appreciate Edge or Batista until they were gone. They both had Superstar Quality, something a lot of guys today lack. Edge especially was the type that just commanded attention. Rock-star good looks and really knew how to carry himself.

Yeah, Edge rules. Few wrestlers were able to make the fans eat out of the palms of their hands like Edge could.

 

[Coco]

You going to any of WrestleCon on Mania weekend?

 

[JGlass]

You going to any of WrestleCon on Mania weekend?

We're going to an indy show on the Friday before Mania that features Jushin Liger vs. John Morrison among other things, but I don't know if that's WrestleCon related. To be honest I'm not entirely sure what WrestleCon is.