Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[nightmare]

They want the D.

I'm slightly ashamed to admit that I'm kind of afraid that if I left the arena during a New Jack match he'd hunt me down and literally kill me. I'll just make sure NorCal is with me at all times, I'm fairly certain he could take on New Jack.

If NorCal vs New Jack was on a live PPV event I would spend my hard earned cash to witness that. Epic situation, good vs evil. More things potentially would be destroyed than I could possibly imagine.



Speaking of things being destroyed. My WZHL reconstruction is incomplete due to a certain Little Mermaid loving guitarist, picking up up Matt Duchene from waivers ahead of me- while I was asleep....

Damn you.

 

[Coco]

That moment when you notice you've been unfriended on Facebook by someone who you used to be close with but haven't contacted in years.

Hurts more than I'd have expected. I should probably go lead a woman on and then tell her off. So I feel more like a man.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Greatest 20 professional wrestlers of all-time:

1. HBK
2. Y2J
3. Bret Hart
4. Kurt Angle
5.The Undertaker
6. AJ Styles
7. Daniel Bryan
8. HHH
9. Macho Man
10. Mick Foley
11. RKO
12. Samoa Joe
13. Sting
14. The Rock
15. Dolph Ziggler
16. Kofi Kingston
17. Hulk Hogan
18. Flair
19. Brock Lesnar
20. Abyss

 

[justinsayne]

 

[nightmare]

Was not aware of a wrestler called RKO. Is he from Japan? Oh, I remember now- he was partners with Spear. How forgetful of me.


Furthermore, is this list in order? Because if so, there is a few things wrong besides the obvious issues.

 

[Remix]

Eh, at least they're his initials so they can be used to refer to him, ala JBL.

 

[justinsayne]

Eh, at least they're his initials so they can be used to refer to him, ala JBL.

You mean Clothesline From Hell?

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Greatest 20 professional wrestlers of all-time:

Seen, will call.

Having John Cena in that list but not Kane is probably the biggest tragedy I have ever seen on a wrestling forum.

I mean, biggest tragedy? A mild grievance at best seems more likely.

 

[Bernkastel]

I mean, biggest tragedy? A mild grievance at best seems more likely.

I agree, but it's not objective. If I did a subjective list of just my personal favorites it would look cartoonish. In fact lets do it.

1. Kane
2. Undertaker
3. Stone Cold
4. Chris Jericho
5. Hulk Hogan
6. Bjork Lesnar
7. The Rock
8. Andre
9. John Cena
10. Booker T

 

[JGlass]

Greatest 20 professional wrestlers of all-time:

That list doesn't have Cena, Stone Cold, Edge, and of course, Rey Mysterio. But then again, you need to bump some of those inbetween names for Flash in the Pan Joe, Dolph Ziggler, and Kofi Kingston. Oh, and how could I forget Abyss.

That moment when you notice you've been unfriended on Facebook by someone who you used to be close with but haven't contacted in years.

Hurts more than I'd have expected. I should probably go lead a woman on and then tell her off. So I feel more like a man.

Well if you haven't contacted them in a while then how important can you be? I think the only reason you're really upset is because you weren't the one to delete her first.

 

[nightmare]

3 hours to go. ...

Im going to be exhausted tomorrow & dont even care. Drinking starts shortly followed by foolish shenanigans & possible tomfoolery.

Oh, and boobs. Lots of boobs.

 

[Coco]

Well if you haven't contacted them in a while then how important can you be?

I'm extremely important.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Watched Cena/Punk from Raw this morning.

I was enchanted.

 

[The Crock]

Watched Cena/Punk from Raw this morning.

I was enchanted.

Yeah man, it's one of my favorite matches I've seen in recent times.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I'm a sucker for psychology and counters and whatnot so I loved Punk countering every one of Cena's lead up moves to the Five Knuckle Shuffle.

 

[JGlass]

I'm extremely important.

I'm sorry, I meant them. I fully understand your level of importance.

I'm a sucker for psychology and counters and whatnot so I loved Punk countering every one of Cena's lead up moves to the Five Knuckle Shuffle.

Yeah, CM Punk seems to be the only guy that has been able to figure out how to counter the buildup to the Five Knuckle Shuffle after a decade of use, and I love it. I feel like it's the subtlest of nods to the fact that CM Punk sees himself as above a gimmicky move like the Five Knuckle Shuffle, and I really dig that.

Speaking of Cena, anybody watch the video on the homepage where the porn star he didn't have sex with talks with Chris Cash and his sidekick? I just wanted to see what this woman had to say about it, but Chris Cash made it so painfully awkward that I couldn't look away. Michael Scott, eat your heart out.

 

[Harthan]

What are the odds that if I send you a chat request on Facebook, you'll respond to it?

 

[Theo Mays]

I'm cooking dinner tomorrow for the first time in ages. We've been doing pretty simple stuff when it comes to meals of late for Raw, but I decided to brush off the old apron and get back behind the stove. I'm making some ground beef with chipotle sauce with a cheesy blend that smothers noodles. Pretty much hamburger helper, just better.

 

[Bernkastel]

What are the odds that if I send you a chat request on Facebook, you'll respond to it?

People still do Facebook chats?

 

[Harthan]

People still do Facebook chats?

99% of mine are with JGlass.

 

[Theo Mays]

People still do Facebook chats?

Apparently. I have a handful of people that will send me facebook chats. I usually try to make them short as possible as I hate the damn thing. If you want to talk to me so badly call or text. Maybe that's just me though.

 

[Bernkastel]

99% of mine are with JGlass.

I prefer texting or phone chats. There's only a couple of people I really use Facebook to talk to.

 

[Remix]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-21651900

Extremists in some spinoff of the IRA are getting creative. Everything OK where you are Barbie?

 

[Барбоса]

Wouldn't call pipebombs in the back of a van 'creative.' More like a return to the old days when that was par for the course around Derry/Londonderry. As I said to my cousin who lives and works in Yorkshire as a policeman, almost every city in England, Scotland and Wales is far more dangerous than anywhere in Northern Ireland.

Been very little trouble ever around where I live. The people here are too busy worrying about whether God will think that they have done enough work.

 

[Remix]

Well, taking pipebombs and putting them in mortars is more creative than dumping a pipebomb outside a school. Which a quick googling tells me has happened three times already this year (although none went off).