Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

I like the music they use in the show. I don't really care for metal, but I think a lot of their songs have just enough humor from being tied to the show to be worth a listen.
 
Well, it did teach that dude to walk again, so that's pretty cool. I should totally try it since I've been pretty enthusiastic about the gym lately.
He even shows up in some of the instructional vids. It's pretty cool. Plus DDP is of course incredibly charismatic.
I've been wanting to try it -- I've read nothing but good things about it. How long have you been at it?

Just started this week. Did the first proper workout today. I was sweating pretty hard around the ten minute mark, but the water breaks/safety zone breaks are all really well-timed.

Seriously though, fuck one-legged splits. Out of everything, that's what really strained me. But still, once it was all over, I felt great.
 
Just started this week. Did the first proper workout today. I was sweating pretty hard around the ten minute mark, but the water breaks/safety zone breaks are all really well-timed.

Seriously though, fuck one-legged splits. Out of everything, that's what really strained me. But still, once it was all over, I felt great.

Good for you, man. I saw a video of DDP doing Superman push-ups a few weeks ago and had to try it for myself. That shit was HARD. He does like 50 of 'em, too -- I was impressed, to say the least.

I'm on the site right now, and the DVD sets aren't too pricy. Considering how many workouts/etc. you get, it's a good deal.
 
Good for you, man. I saw a video of DDP doing Superman push-ups a few weeks ago and had to try it for myself. That shit was HARD. He does like 50 of 'em, too -- I was impressed, to say the least.

I'm on the site right now, and the DVD sets aren't too pricy. Considering how many workouts/etc. you get, it's a good deal.

I just YouTubed that shit and it looked really easy. Then I tried it and felt embarrassed for myself.
 
He even shows up in some of the instructional vids. It's pretty cool. Plus DDP is of course incredibly charismatic.


Just started this week. Did the first proper workout today. I was sweating pretty hard around the ten minute mark, but the water breaks/safety zone breaks are all really well-timed.

Seriously though, fuck one-legged splits. Out of everything, that's what really strained me. But still, once it was all over, I felt great.

What are one legged splits? I can almost do front splits, I can't imagine one legged ones being worse than them.

Also, I can no longer take elbow drops seriously as a finisher any more. Sorry Macho Man, but I've taken enough of them to the face to realise that they're a discomfort at worst.
 
What are one legged splits? I can almost do front splits, I can't imagine one legged ones being worse than them.

Also, I can no longer take elbow drops seriously as a finisher any more. Sorry Macho Man, but I've taken enough of them to the face to realise that they're a discomfort at worst.

You're getting elbowed in the face by a 120 pound girl that's not trying to hurt you. He's a 250 pound man who has the express intent of slamming one into your body.

Did the same, fell on my face...

Hey, did your crazy rant against your work on Facebook backfire on you yet? I was going to comment on that, but I didn't want to bring any more attention to it than it already demanded.
 
Hey, did your crazy rant against your work on Facebook backfire on you yet? I was going to comment on that, but I didn't want to bring any more attention to it than it already demanded.

Nope, it likely won't as the only people who can read that are the 13 friends I have on Facebook. I've been unleashing rants like that at work for years, hell this place is run so ass backwards, that twice after rants like that I've ended up getting raises. Other times other co-workers they've tried this type of shit with, have ended up quitting, transferring to a different department, or getting themselves fired cause I made life is fucking difficult for them. By the time all is said and done they'll realize they've fucked up & made a mistake, & will end up likely giving me more money to make me happy so I don't leave.
 
You're getting elbowed in the face by a 120 pound girl that's not trying to hurt you. He's a 250 pound man who has the express intent of slamming one into your body.

She's falling from higher than Macho, and delivering the elbow to an area more likely to do some actual damage.
 
She's falling from higher than Macho, and delivering the elbow to an area more likely to do some actual damage.

Yes, but she's doing everything in her power not to hurt you while Savage is doing everything in his power to hurt you as much as possible. Even if her momentum is carrying her down, if she's pulling her elbow away from your face it would kill most of the force. Savage would attempt to use all of the force he can to drive his elbow into his opponent.

I'm not saying that it's a realistic finisher, but comparing someone using an elbow as an attack to getting accidentally hit in the face with an elbow is silly.
 
Go fuck yourself Hallmark. Take your shitty holiday along with you.



Also today I realized that you can claim workmans comp if you get migraines because of the computer screen hurting your eyes. I feel a headache coming on soon, followed by an extra few days off work. Followed by some drinking and then possibly an actual headache.
 
Valentine's Day, the only way possible: with the broskis. Went out for trivia, bought the employees roses (and cards) cause we gents like that. Our lovely waitress got the special treatment of chocolates. She got us candy. Nice.

I looked awesome (I'm gonna gloat a little). Red dress shirt, pink bow tie, white blazer, and a pimp ass cane with a snake head as the handle. Plus a scarf. Gotta keep my fat ass warm. Now I await around the house before my friend gets off work. I owe her a drink.

I believe this is the first time I've ever done anything for Valentine's Day. I think some lady in the future may be lucky, I kinda dug it. Or I may be broken, someone might want to fix me.
 

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