Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I don't need an excuse to suck dick i just need to find one.

Get over here bitch.

 

[JGlass]

Ben Affleck might play Batman

http://www.entertainmentwise.com/ne...-For-Batman-Role-In-New-Justice-League-Movie-

He was good in Argo... and probably something else once upon a time.

I had to double check the date to make sure this wasn't an April Fools after looking at this article that came from the page of that SuperBen report.

http://www.entertainmentwise.com/ne...d-Of-Ignoring-Gay-Animals-In-His-Nature-Shows

I mean... really?

Today has been a strange day.

 

[The Doctor]

I played Metal Gear Solid 4 all weekend. Jeesh, what took me so long with this series? I've owned the game for over a year, and so far it's one of the best videogame experiences I've had in a long time. It's seriously awesome, and plays so well. Never feels stupidly frustrating or unintuitive. Everything works exactly like it should. Love it.

 

[Барбоса]

Started into Assassin's Creed today. Pretty good so far. Not the kind dark stealth game I feared it might have been.

The camera can be a massive pain in the arse though. Also I would rather not have the Animus framing device.

 

[JGlass]

I played Metal Gear Solid 4 all weekend. Jeesh, what took me so long with this series? I've owned the game for over a year, and so far it's one of the best videogame experiences I've had in a long time. It's seriously awesome, and plays so well. Never feels stupidly frustrating or unintuitive. Everything works exactly like it should. Love it.

Never played Metal Gear myself, but it's one of those great examples of an extremely successful and beloved series that started with a terrible game.

Started into Assassin's Creed today. Pretty good so far. Not the kind dark stealth game I feared it might have been.

The camera can be a massive pain in the arse though. Also I would rather not have the Animus framing device.

AC1 is easily the worst game in the series, and the camera is one of the many reasons why. It's a bit of a chore to get through, but you'll enjoy the historical aspects of it I'm sure.

And get used to the Animus, it's going to be a part of all the games, but the display gets toned down in the middle three before becoming a little more noticable in AC3.

 

[Барбоса]

Been impressed by the extent of the cities so far, even though I have yet to unlock 2/3 of them and they are somewhat repetitive.

 

[justinsayne]

Ben Affleck might play Batman

http://www.entertainmentwise.com/ne...-For-Batman-Role-In-New-Justice-League-Movie-

I really wish he'd just stick to making his own films, he's good at that. Gone Baby Gone, The Town, & Argo were all really good films. Stick with what works, Affleck playing a superhero doesn't work, Daredevil proved that.

Give the Batman role to Josh Brolin, he'd make a much much better Batman than Affleck would.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I've had a couple days to mull this over, and I still haven't figured out if it is good or not.

My date Friday night said I look like an overweight white Richard Ayoade. She never mentioned if she found him attractive, just that she enjoyed his work on The Mighty Boosh and Garth Marenghi.

 

[GI Cake]

I think she just called you British.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

I've had a couple days to mull this over, and I still haven't figured out if it is good or not.

My date Friday night said I look like an overweight white Richard Ayoade. She never mentioned if she found him attractive, just that she enjoyed his work on The Mighty Boosh and Garth Marenghi.

Are you afraid of The Crunch?

 

[justinsayne]

Behold, The Heisentaker

 

[The Crock]

Behold, The Heisentaker

He is the one who knocks.

 

[JGlass]

Behold, The Heisentaker

What the heck is he doing at a Predators' game?

 

[Remix]

Well Raw's in Nashville...

 

[JGlass]

Well Raw's in Nashville...

Oh. Shit.

 

[Coco]

Potential for a black pope named Peter who some people suspect may bring about the end of the Catholic Church?

Son, it's looking like a fun conclave.

 

[JGlass]

Potential for a black pope named Peter who some people suspect may bring about the end of the Catholic Church?

Son, it's looking like a fun conclave.

Black Pope sounds like it could be a death metal band name, but I'd take a real black pope over death metal any day. The prospect of a huge revolt of racists within the church is quite intriguing.

Now for a racist joke: If we get a black pope from Ghana white smoke won't be the only kind of smoke coming out of that chimney tonight.

Also, I found this picture of Courtney Stodden on the NY Daily News site where I was reading about Pope Black Peter. I don't know who she is, but if I had to guess it would be a midget pornstar.

 

[Bernkastel]

Well Raw's in Nashville...

And I'm not there; I had to work. I've been to a couple of shows though. I was there live when WWE ran the Katie Vick video... great time that.

 

[Remix]

Today I was reminded how fucking insane Justin Gabriel's run in South Africa was. The mind. It boggles with the insanity.

 

[Ming]

There's room for roaming? I always assumed that it was similar to a CoD or Halo game. How does multiplayer even work?

Well the maps are of limited size, what I meant was, that rather engage in a cross-field firefight, they'll charge an enemy and constantly seek new enemies. They'll charge Banshees, Phantoms, Brutes, even Praetorians. Fucking crazy. Multiplayer is an eleven round/wave match of survival against either the Reapers, Cerberus, the Geth or the Collectors. Throughout the eleven waves you'll get different objectives that you get credits for doing. The quicker you do them, the more credits you get.

New Nexus wasn't without total redemption as it gave way to Jesus Punk, one of Punk's most epic incarnations.

Indeed.

Dude, you really didn't want to make this easy for me, did you?

Of course not. Don't worry, I don't make anything easy for anyone, just ask the regular domestic football thread attendants.

Spoiler

Long story short: I don't think Shepard's moral compass would change as the Reaper's intelligence as the parameters of the Reaper's purposes would have changed. It is no longer their duty to keep balance. I don't think Shepard commands an army of Reapers as you would suggest so, it's their duty to protect all life at any cost. The idea of anyone having that much power is still pretty terrifying, but nobody really does because Shepard is no longer a person, he's just an idea.

Spoiler

I got that, but what happens when two huge sets of lives start warring with each other? If the Reapers are to preserve life at all costs then that would mean intervention, for sure. But that's getting in the way of life playing itself out, as you said you wouldn't want earlier. Shepard (Paragon or Renegade) wasn't afraid of killing humans or other people for his missions or ideals, so I'm afraid that means the Reapers wouldn't be afraid of killing, which they could be forced to in self defence of this intervention. But their mission is to protect life at all costs... you see what I'm trying to get across? It's contradictory. How would they police the galaxy without force? Perhaps I'm taking things too literally.

 

[justinsayne]

Also, I found this picture of Courtney Stodden on the NY Daily News site where I was reading about Pope Black Peter. I don't know who she is, but if I had to guess it would be a midget pornstar.

LOL, Courtney Stodden is literally only famous for marrying actor Doug Hutchinson when she was 16 & he was 51. I think she's been on various shitty "reality" shows since. I know this from listening to Hollywood Babble-On with Kevin Smith & Ralph Garman.

 

[Bernkastel]

She looks like a blow up doll with AIDS.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I am so fucking depressed that Bo Dallas is getting wins over Wade Barret, while Kofi is stuck doing the job to Wade.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

 

[Bernkastel]

Defeated the Rock you say?

Spoiler

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