Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
I figured you'd do some research, but just reading Wikipedia isn't enough. That dragon has scales powerful enough to withstand strikes from magically infused blades So... what exactly is needle going to do?
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I figured you'd do some research, but just reading Wikipedia isn't enough. That dragon has scales powerful enough to withstand strikes from magically infused blades So... what exactly is needle going to do?
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Either a trip to Hammerfell or the appearance of a Redguard faction in Skyrim.
Could be another very important development in the future of Tamriel either way
Or not
justinsayne
Cody Rhodes is an excellant
Fine, Wade pulls out a Nuke shoves it up the Dragons ass, & teleport away before it detonates.
justinsayne
Cody Rhodes is an excellant
So all the local weather here is panicking all has issued a Blizzard Warning... I just ran to the gas station, it's a calm, nice, dry 40 degree night out, not even a single cloud in the sky.
Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
A nuke you say? Can a nuke destroy an entire island? Because the dragon has island+ durability. It's not exactly the Horntail here.
Барбоса;4327729 said:
What little I've heard about the DLC is that it has something to do with the political turmoil in Redguard, so it could very well have some sort of impact regarding Tamriel.
That's cheap as fuck and you know it. With that logic he can beat anyone any way imaginable.
Yeah, it was like that too on Friday morning. Then we got 2 feet of snow. Heed the warning, sir.
Scales dont cover every part of its body. But we are not going to argue the points of weakness in a dragons scale armor. Im too tired for that.
The dragon was once human. It counts. Plus it attacks the immune system & all warm\cold blooded things have an immune system. So I would reckon that means it would work.
That is funny. But not true. One man could beat him & his magic satchel.
If Brock Lesnar was taken over by the Venom symbiote -then he would destroy the universe. Wade would have no chance.
But it isn't any more.
Don't make me use biology to explain why it wouldn't. Using real life science in the BZT is my specialism.
justinsayne
Cody Rhodes is an excellant
Looks like the blizzard that suppose to be hitting us right now, has missed us by about 60 mi. This makes me happy.
justinsayne
Cody Rhodes is an excellant
So you're going to attempt to use scientific facts to explain why AIDS wouldn't kill a fictional creature? It's a fictional creature real life science does not apply.
Then the whole AIDS argument becomes moot because there is no HIV virus in the Skyrim universe.
We shall save this for the next tournament then. Maybe we will get to see Hugh Laurie vs Smaug. That crippled doctor would whip a dragons ass.
Send it my way. I could use a snow day.
Introducing something from the real world gives me free reign to use the properties of it against him. The closest thing to HIV in the Marvel Universe is the Legacy Virus. You going to argue that Deadpool could kill a dragon with that?
Echelon was talking about a dragon from some anime. In Anime, anything goes, especially the absurd.
Gaping Anus was referring to the Skyrim dragon and, for some unknown reason, putting a penis in his mouth. Since he has not replied to my answer- I assume he is busy gargling a dose of protein mouthwash.
I was talking about Alduin. Who knows anything about what Echelon is talking about, he's into some weird shit.
Was that the nuke in the butt idea? I'd argue that Alduin would just crush Deadpool with his tail during that procedure.
And I'm pretty sure Milenko was just looking for an excuse to suck some dick.
justinsayne
Cody Rhodes is an excellant
The closest thing to HIV in the Marvel universe is fucking HIV. Rick Jones best friend, Jim Wilson was HIV postive & would eventually die of AIDS in Incredible Hulk #420.
Huh, did not know that. I apologise for my ignorance on the matter. I just worked on the understanding that LV was Marvel's HIV analogue for their homosexual analogues and hadn't felt a need to go there again. Doesn't change the fact that the Human Immunodeficiency Virus only affects a single species.
Also, who the fuck are Rick Jones and Jim Wilson?
Rick Jones is A-Bomb, and Jim Wilson is his best friend, apparently.
Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
True, although not as weird as Skyrim.
Muffin Top Merkley
Be a man!
That's what you took away? No "congrats on the baby you beautiful fool?" No "It's probably not yours." No "Push the bitch down the stairs and get your life back?"
You're slipping, son.
Richard Blonoff
Make America Rassle Again
I had espresso vodka earlier. I've no idea why it needs to exist.
I'm too young to be thinking of what having a kid is, even if it's not mine. Luckily for you, it's probably not yours either.
Happy?
Nuke up the ass was Justin's idea in response to Echelon.
Milenko said
So yes he was looking for an excuse. I gave a reason, so now I assume he is currently playing swallow the salami.
Congrats.
Now spear her & give her a Jackhammer. Problem solved- Goldberg style.
Or take her bungee jumping and let gravity do the work for you. Either way.
I'm pretty sure the umbilical chord would just serve as a bungee chord for the baby.
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