Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Ty Burna]

It's 19 degrees here... at 10:00 am. Feels like a fucking heatwave compared to the last couple of days.

It's 3 degrees right now, supposed to get to 11.

Tomorrow it's supposed to jump up to 34. I'm wearing shorts.

Unrelated note, I figured out where I went wrong last night. I had a shot of tequila for some god only knows reason and after that I didn't just tip toe over the cliff, I got a good 30 yard dash before dive bombing over it. I knew tequila was my kryptonite but I didn't expect it to be that much of a weakness.

 

[JGlass]

So my movie theater is not post showtimes for any movies tonight... except two showings for Hansel & Gretal, this annoys me a great deal.

Are they not posting them or are those the only two showing? Either way, bummer.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

It is 22 out right now. It is supposed to get up to 37 by mid afternoon, but I doubt that will be warm enough to quickly melt all the ice, especially with it getting dark around 5 in the afternoon. So I'll probably stay in all day.

 

[The Crock]

32 out here right now -- warmest it has been in weeks. I wanna go take a swim or some shit.

 

[Coco]

How many times do I have to tell you I'm not a troll?

 

[JGlass]

How many times do I have to tell you I'm not a troll?

I don't believe you. I want my beloved, ambivalent to just about most scenarios, cynical about all Coco back.

 

[nightmare]

You know what sucks? Getting your paycheck & its $55 short.

You know what pisses me off & is also illegal? Finding out your boss decided to cut your hourly pay rate & not tell you.


This motherfucker must have me confused with someone else. Surely he does not think I would be ok with this. Thats why he didnt come in today. Now I get to spend the weekend pissed off. Monday will be a day for the ages. It will involve me sitting at his desk waiting quietly for him to walk up & see me sitting there. Helping myself to a tasty beverage from his mini fridge, enjoying a smoke & writing the words "where's my money?" on as many things as possible before he arrives.

 

[hatehabsforever]

Don't spend the weekend pissed off. Have a beer, chill out, and then be prepared to raise hell on Monday.

 

[nightmare]

You are right Habs. No reason to ruin my whole weekend bc he is a douche.


Plus, after some research, I found out that he has to return my pay to normal & give me the rest of my expected pay from this week. If he does not- then I can file on him & collect un-employment while I sit home and play XBOX.

He fucked up bc it is illegal to retro-act a pay decrease applied for hours already worked. Now if he does decide to cut my hourly pay in the future- he must notify me beforehand & it must be agreed upon by both of us. Also since it was cut by 20% I can actually file for partial un-employment, get the minimum of $100 for that & still collect my paycheck. That would mean I would end up with $20 more in my pocket- just because he is a dick. I love how that works.


AMERICA- FUCK YEAH!




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[smizzy]

You know what sucks? Getting your paycheck & its $55 short.

I picked mine up and it was damn near triple what I'd anticipated, come to find out that anyone with direct deposit had errors with their pay and the bank had already removed it from my account.

 

[justinsayne]

Are they not posting them or are those the only two showing? Either way, bummer.

They're not on either Fandago, or the Cinemark site, I assume they're suppose to submit the show times & someone fucked up & forget to. The other theater across town has showtimes up, maybe I'll just have to take the 20 min. drive across town & check out my old cinema stomping grounds.

You know what sucks? Getting your paycheck & its $55 short.

My paycheck today came out to $666, turned out to be a sign of the hellish day of work I was about to endure.... oy....

 

[JGlass]

Got to see the Devils win in a crazy OT game tonight. It was awesome. The arena exploded when Kovy scored the game winning goal. I never forget that I love live hockey, I just forget how much I love it.

Sorry about your paycheck (and your damn luck), nightmare. Glad to hear there's a way for you to stick it to the man on Monday.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

I remember getting screwed over with pay before. I threatened to sue him and let out a few secrets about our particular workplace and since then, he has never bothered me concerning late or incorrect pay.

Threatening people when you have ammunition is always a great way to manipulate people... and I didn't even have a gun.

 

[nightmare]

I picked mine up and it was damn near triple what I'd anticipated, come to find out that anyone with direct deposit had errors with their pay and the bank had already removed it from my account.

I blame the abacus. Your bank should switch to the calculator. I bet that is gonna be huge one day. Works on that electricity I keep hearing about when I go to the General Store.

My paycheck today came out to $666, turned out to be a sign of the hellish day of work I was about to endure.... oy....

You read that sign wrong. It was the hockey gods telling you the Devils were going to win tonight...

Got to see the Devils win in a crazy OT game tonight. It was awesome. The arena exploded when Kovy scored the game winning goal. I never forget that I love live hockey, I just forget how much I love it.

Sorry about your paycheck (and your damn luck), nightmare. Glad to hear there's a way for you to stick it to the man on Monday.

It was a quite good game. Lucky bastard.

It does suck about my check though- some of that was going to be my Beer Money....



Points awarded for the James Storm reference. I think we should all try to get wrestler catch-phrases into more conversations during everyday life. The use of "What?" throws many people off. I have been catching myself saying "Best in the world" quite a bit lately. That has struck up a few conversations with people I had no idea watched wrestling.


I think tomorrow I will shout the word "ARMBAR!!" whenever I happen to be listing things. Ordering a meal, grocery shopping list, reasons why I do\dont like something, etc. The more random the situation -the better. This is gonna be fun.


A R M B A R !

Threatening people when you have ammunition is always a great way to manipulate people... and I didn't even have a gun.

Funny thing is that he knows I have a bag of tricks and secrets up my sleeve. So him trying this crap with me wasnt very smart. Although I wont use any of that knowledge until it is absolutely necessary- the day seems fast approaching.

 

[justinsayne]

You read that sign wrong. It was the hockey gods telling you the Devils were going to win tonight...

...and that Kovi, whom averages $6.66 mil. a season, would be getting the game winner.

 

[Bernkastel]

I've unwillingly stepped into a massive shit storm in the Tensai thread. That's why I don't go into the WWE sections often. I usually wait until the WZ Tourny.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

I've unwillingly stepped into a massive shit storm in the Tensai thread. That's why I don't go into the WWE sections often. I usually wait until the WZ Tourny.

There's a guy who is really hating what WWE have done to Kane. I'm a little scared to point out the fact that he's not an ACTUAL monster. I'm sure you'll see who it is.

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=166027&page=46

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=247911&page=2

 

[JGlass]

...and that Kovi, whom averages $6.66 mil. a season, would be getting the game winner.

He deserved that goal and that first star of the game. He had 31 minutes of ice time last night. He literally played over half of a regulation game last night. There was some high school kid sitting next to me that was screaming at Kovi all night long about how he's lazy and Russian, and Kovi gave him the ultimate shut up by scoring that game winner. Fucking awesome.

 

[justinsayne]

There's a guy who is really hating what WWE have done to Kane. I'm a little scared to point out the fact that he's not an ACTUAL monster. I'm sure you'll see who it is.

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=166027&page=46

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=247911&page=2

1- His grammer is far more cringe worthy that what WWE has done with Kane.

2- Does he realize that the "Devils Favorite Demon" moniker was given to Kane DURING the PG era?

He deserved that goal and that first star of the game. He had 31 minutes of ice time last night. He literally played over half of a regulation game last night. There was some high school kid sitting next to me that was screaming at Kovi all night long about how he's lazy and Russian, and Kovi gave him the ultimate shut up by scoring that game winner. Fucking awesome.

I wasn't saying he didn't deserve the goal. I do find it kind of funny that IC was on facebook just one week ago saying Kovi can stay in Russia, & that Devil fans don't want him, then last night I get home & see a facebook post from him saying "YEAH KOVI!!!".

 

[Coco]

I've successfully predicted the last two Rumbles.

What more proof do you need that it's Ziggler's time?

 

[shattered dreams]

I'd find Ziggler-Rock more interesting than Punk-Rock.

 

[nightmare]

I've successfully predicted the last two Rumbles.

What more proof do you need that it's Ziggler's time?

1) Congratulations.

2) Much more proof is needed. You have some convincing to do.

3) A R M B A R !

 

[JGlass]

I wasn't saying he didn't deserve the goal. I do find it kind of funny that IC was on facebook just one week ago saying Kovi can stay in Russia, & that Devil fans don't want him, then last night I get home & see a facebook post from him saying "YEAH KOVI!!!".

I wasn't implying that you were, I was just making conversation, lulz.

I am not a Kovi hater. You take the good (great goal scorer, killer shot, can play the point on the PP and play well on the PK) with the bad (likes to turn over the puck, sometimes stays out on the ice too long).

I've successfully predicted the last two Rumbles.

What more proof do you need that it's Ziggler's time?

Wow, you predicted Sheamus would win last year's Rumble? What did you do, flip a coin and it came up heads, tails and you would have picked Jericho?

Ziggler isn't winning, and I ask you again, do you want to name bet on it?

I'd find Ziggler-Rock more interesting than Punk-Rock.

Why on earth...?


Also, why on earth would the WWE bring up Bo Dallas? He's almost definitely my least favorite NXT regular. The guy has about as much charm as navel lint and half as much use.

 

[Coco]

Wow, you predicted Sheamus would win last year's Rumble? What did you do, flip a coin and it came up heads, tails and you would have picked Jericho?

Nah. I used my brain.

Ziggler isn't winning, and I ask you again, do you want to name bet on it?

I'm afraid I've already requested a name change. Sowee.

 

[JGlass]

Nah. I used my brain.


I'm afraid I've already requested a name change. Sowee.

You have no idea how disappointed I am in you right now.

Oh, and I'm currently wearing a Kurt Angle shirt. Just thought you should know.