Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Coco]

I could go all day with The History. Wouldn't solve anything. And I really don't want to be Stormtrooper when it comes to incessant bickering.

I want a hug.

 

[Hard Hit Prince]

I could go all day with The History. Wouldn't solve anything. And I really don't want to be Stormtrooper when it comes to incessant bickering.

I want a hug.

There is nothing to be solved because you actually believe that I can't have a personal taste that goes against yours, which believe me or not, goes and for what I've seen from your personal taste, I'm fine the way I see things. I believe that if TLC gets something like 150.000 buys, I will have to rate the PPV not worth it. From what I've seen you couldn't go all day with me, you just like to pretend that, good for you, you already have a reputation here.

Now to everyone else, Hi and it looks like I found the Bar Room! Hope we can all get along.

 

[JGlass]

I'm not exactly privy to the prior conversation, but are you suggesting that because a PPV has low buyrates it makes it a sub-par show quality wise?

 

[Hard Hit Prince]

I'm not exactly privy to the prior conversation, but are you suggesting that because a PPV has low buyrates it makes it a sub-par show quality wise?

No, Coco and Haiku Hogan suggested that some random wrestling era sucked because PPV's had low buyrates or lower than those before. I'm talking about 2002-2003, those were the years that Rock and Austin left, so ence the decline, but no, it's for being a shitty year that the market went down, nothing to do with the two biggest names in the prior 10 years leaving.

But leave it, the discussion already ended and I prefer to move on onto a new subject.

 

[JGlass]

I skimmed the thread. You're an idiot. #TeamCoco

 

[Hard Hit Prince]

Well, I believe I can say the same about you now jerk

 

[Bernkastel]

I liked the 2002 - 2004 era, but it wasn't as good as, say, the 1997-1999 era or the 1987 - 1990 era.

 

[Hard Hit Prince]

I liked the 2002 - 2004 era, but it wasn't as good as, say, the 1997-1999 era or the 1987 - 1990 era.

I never said it was as good as those two references, in fact I pretty much agree with you.

 

[JGlass]

Not as good as the current era. Then again, few years can match the quality that stretches from roughly MitB 2011-Extreme Rules 2012.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I got a haircut. No more Jew 'fro

 

[Bernkastel]

I got a haircut. No more Jew 'fro

I also have a 'fro, but in a homeless, schizophrenia, crackhead kind of way. It's wild and untamed.

 

[Coco]

I skimmed the thread. You're an idiot. #TeamCoco

Something can objectively be bad, but at the same time be something I enjoy. These are not dissonant thoughts. Unfortunately, the idiot seems to think they are.

 

[Барбоса]

Not as good as the current era. Then again, few years can match the quality that stretches from roughly MitB 2011-Extreme Rules 2012.

And it should have been so much better.

 

[CH David]

Finally got my review today. It was late, but hooray for six months of retro pay.

Also, I will never be mature when a nurse calls for a condom catheter, unless she calls it by it's actual name.

 

[Remix]

A convien, right?

 

[CH David]

A convien, right?

Basically. Our system calls them Texas catheters, so I know it by that name. Then they never know the size when I ask and they have to go find out.

 

[Remix]

But it's preferable to sticking a tube down someone's dick either way.

 

[JGlass]

To change the subject away from dick scratching...

Watch this short. It's really fucking bizarre, but I think it's hilarious.

http://vimeo.com/27003856#at=0

 

[Remix]

Well that sure was something.

 

[JGlass]

And it'll only be half as entertaining as the WZCW match I'm writing for this Sunday. It's the fatal four way for the World Championship! They told me that Showtime was supposed to retain, but I decided to take matters into my own hands. I changed it from a HIAC match to a bra and panties match and they all humiliated each other by simultaneously undressing themselves and having a gay orgy in the middle of the ring. Chuck Myles comes out and fires them all for lewd behavior, launching a storyline of the Flaming 4 suing WZCW for discrimination, accusing the company of firing them because they're gay. That should free up the main event so we can push Krypto to the top!

 

[Remix]

Please, if those guys get fired, I'm pouncing on the change to monopolise the main event. I think Stark vs Reese vs Wunderbar vs Hoss could be a feud that lasts... well, until I get bored of WZCW and quit.

 

[JGlass]

Please, if those guys get fired, I'm pouncing on the change to monopolise the main event. I think Stark vs Reese vs Wunderbar vs Hoss could be a feud that lasts... well, until I get bored of WZCW and quit.

So like, two weeks?

 

[Remix]

Nah, I've always made it to at least the Roulette rounds.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

And it'll only be half as entertaining as the WZCW match I'm writing for this Sunday. It's the fatal four way for the World Championship! They told me that Showtime was supposed to retain, but I decided to take matters into my own hands. I changed it from a HIAC match to a bra and panties match and they all humiliated each other by simultaneously undressing themselves and having a gay orgy in the middle of the ring. Chuck Myles comes out and fires them all for lewd behavior, launching a storyline of the Flaming 4 suing WZCW for discrimination, accusing the company of firing them because they're gay. That should free up the main event so we can push Krypto to the top!

Oh you didn't hear? I'm turning heel and stealing the title, I'm even the creepy face on the poster.

Spoiler

Anyway I'm watching Team Hell No vs Rhode Scholars on Main Event tonight for the tag titles. I have to give WWE props keeping the show solid since it's debut.

 

[Bernkastel]

And it'll only be half as entertaining as the WZCW match I'm writing for this Sunday. It's the fatal four way for the World Championship! They told me that Showtime was supposed to retain, but I decided to take matters into my own hands. I changed it from a HIAC match to a bra and panties match and they all humiliated each other by simultaneously undressing themselves and having a gay orgy in the middle of the ring. Chuck Myles comes out and fires them all for lewd behavior, launching a storyline of the Flaming 4 suing WZCW for discrimination, accusing the company of firing them because they're gay. That should free up the main event so we can push Krypto to the top!

Tits or nothing.