Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[SD619]

From the research I've done Langston's bench press [525] is lower than a few. There's about a half dozen guys ahead of him. Cena is listed as 505 in comparison.

But Langston dominates in the squat [711] and deadlift [799] though. In comparison Cena's squat is listed as [575] - I don't know Ryback's but it's likely to be at around 650.

So yeah, other than Ryback, Langston is the strongest guy on the roster until Henry returns. His best lifts are a 951 squat and a 903 deadlift - and he claims in interviews that he could have easily shattered those.

Any idea about Sheamus? Also, I have read that Kane once lifted about 900 pounds (not sure which type of lift, though). Is that true?

 

[Bernkastel]

Any idea about Sheamus? Also, I have read that Kane once lifted about 900 pounds (not sure which type of lift, though). Is that true?

I'm not sure about Sheamus, but I haven't found the evidence that suggests he's stronger than Cena.

Kane was never that strong; I found an interview from Undertaker a decade ago that Kane was capable of a 600 pound bench press. But that's it.

 

[Theo Mays]

Glad to hear you had a god time sir, though it sounds like maybe you should hook yourself up to IV fluids and take a 12 hour nap. Did you manage to meet up with the NJ contingency?

Yezzir. Met up wit D-Man and IC before the show. Norcal had to use the little boys room, so we got separate. And in a Christmas miracle (not really), they found me after the show and we chit chat a bit before going our separate ways.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

My Xbox literally just split my Skyrim disk in half

So I shut off the Xbox and Stephan A. Smith is on ranting on how bad the Jets are and I started to smile a little, I love when he gets on a roll. They asked him who he thought should be the starting QB next year and he said Vick.

 

[JGlass]

I found this...

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Pretty funny stuff. I do enjoy Russell Brand and his shtick.

My Xbox literally just split my Skyrim disk in half

That sucks, but you've probably played it for about 200 hours. It was its time.

So I shut off the Xbox and Stephan A. Smith is on ranting on how bad the Jets are and I started to smile a little, I love when he gets on a roll. They asked him who he thought should be the starting QB next year and he said Vick.

I love Stephen A. Smith, but Vick as QB? Nooooooo thank you.

 

[Bernkastel]

My Xbox literally just split my Skyrim disk in half

So I shut off the Xbox and Stephan A. Smith is on ranting on how bad the Jets are and I started to smile a little, I love when he gets on a roll. They asked him who he thought should be the starting QB next year and he said Vick.

That's a shame. My N64 has yet to fail me; I just bought Ridge Racer - and after I beat that I'll buy Turok 2 Seeds of Evil.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

That's a shame. My N64 has yet to fail me; I just bought Ridge Racer - and after I beat that I'll buy Turok 2 Seeds of Evil.

I didn't care for 2 as much as I did the original. Then again I was 8 so who knows if my opinion was valid.

I still have my 64 up in the attic. In a box with my Genesis.

 

[Bernkastel]

I didn't care for 2 as much as I did the original. Then again I was 8 so who knows if my opinion was valid.

I still have my 64 up in the attic. In a box with my Genesis.

You should dust off the N64 just to play the platformers- if you have a Wii you can buy all the old Genesis games and they work just as well.

I would buy Ocarina of Time, but I can't find it for under $25. The gold addition costs $45. That's like the cost of a PS3 game... ridiculous.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I think Vick would be perfect for the Jets. He'd do much better behind a competent O-line.

No way it'll happen though. The only way they're getting rid of Sanchez without taking a 17 million dollar hit to their salary cap is if they trade him, which isn't going to happen. And they'd still be left with a 9 million dollar hit. No QB is going to do any good with their joke of a receiving corp. Their best receiver would be on the practice squad of any elite team.

It appears that the Jets fans are going to have to suffer through one more year of Sanchez unless someone is stupid enough to take that 8 million dollar hit for him, which would be borderline insane.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Holmes is pretty solid, but that is literally the only guy they have.

Their offense as a whole is a joke, and a big part of it, other than the shitty players, is Rex Ryan.

They have an o-line that is good, but Shon Greene is not starting running back material, like I said they have Holmes and no one at receiver, Dustin Keller is a serviceable tight end when healthy, but if your tight end is your best receiver you usually have a problem.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I forgot about Holmes. He's a solid number 2 guy at best. He makes big catches in big moments, but he's not a number one option.

I actually think Greene is a bit under-rated. He could be to the Jets what Thomas Jones was to KC a few years ago. If they can get a guy with some real speed and elusive ability to compliment him, they could have a great running game.

 

[JGlass]

Holmes is pretty solid, but that is literally the only guy they have.

Disagree. I think Keller (when healthy) is probably a top 10 TE. I'm also assuming you're talking about skill positions on the offense, as the Jets have 3 Pro Bowl caliber o-linesman and a few defensive players who aren't too bad at what they do, namely Revis and Cromartie, though David Harris also gets a nod.

Their offense as a whole is a joke, and a big part of it, other than the shitty players, is Rex Ryan.

I've been a Rex Ryan apologist for a while, especially given their first two seasons under the man, but the team he's built over the years is a shitty one. Not only that, but it hasn't even seemed like the Jets are trying to get better. Their big off-season acquisition this year was Tim Tebow, and he hasn't done jack for them.

I forgot about Holmes. He's a solid number 2 guy at best. He makes big catches in big moments, but he's not a number one option.

I disagree. He's not an ideal number one option, but he's probably your number one on at least 10 different teams in the NFL.

I actually think Greene is a bit under-rated. He could be to the Jets what Thomas Jones was to KC a few years ago. If they can get a guy with some real speed and elusive ability to compliment him, they could have a great running game.

Disagree with Greene being underrated, I think it's quite the opposite. He had one explosive post-season and the Jets were ready to hand him the keys to the running game. Maybe he could serve as the type of guy that weakens the defense for the speed back to come in and tear it up, but he'll never be a star in the NFL.

 

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Actually I think SoM is referring to the fact that Big E looks a LOT like Bobby Lashley, something I didn't notice until he pointed out. He's kind of right though.

Bingo. It should also be worth noting that even though i watch NXT regularly, I thought that was Lashly at first glance. This report of returning stars has made me all sorts of paranoid.

I was just asking because there were like 5 idiots saying that during the LD. Not saying that their idiots for saying that, just that in general, they're not very smart. I didn't know if . was mocking them.

Ah, didn't look at the LD so i wouldn't have known.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I disagree. He's not an ideal number one option, but he's probably your number one on at least 10 different teams in the NFL.

... Maybe St. Louis or Miami, but I can think of a better or at least equally skilled receiver on each roster.

Disagree with Greene being underrated, I think it's quite the opposite. He had one explosive post-season and the Jets were ready to hand him the keys to the running game. Maybe he could serve as the type of guy that weakens the defense for the speed back to come in and tear it up, but he'll never be a star in the NFL.

He had a 1000 yard season last year and he's about to have another one. There are quite a few teams who could use a guy like that. His best season came while playing with LT, which is exactly why I think he would do well with an elusive guy like that.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

You only need to average 62 and half yards a game to hit 1,000 yards, it isn't really a big milestone.

I do agree that he would work better with a speed back though. Like you said, when LT was there he was much better.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

And just like that they announce Sanchez has been benched for McElroy.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

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[Dowdsy McDowds]

I found this...

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Pretty funny stuff. I do enjoy Russell Brand and his shtick.

I haven't really seen much of Russell lately. Watched some of the first episode of Brand X but couldn't quite get into it. That clip was amongst his best stuff though, I'm amazed he got them to laugh to some of the stuff he came out with.

 

[JGlass]

... Maybe St. Louis or Miami, but I can think of a better or at least equally skilled receiver on each roster.

He'd almost definitely get the number one slot in Cleveland, Oakland, Denver, Jacksonville, 49ers, Ravens, Steelers, St. Louis, and Miami. He'd be a potential number one for teams like Seattle, Washington, Indianapolis, Tennessee and San Diego.

He put up 8 TDs last year with Mark Sanchez throwing the ball to him, and while his total yards was low, he proved he can put up big numbers with a competent QB with his four years in Pittsburgh.

He had a 1000 yard season last year and he's about to have another one. There are quite a few teams who could use a guy like that. His best season came while playing with LT, which is exactly why I think he would do well with an elusive guy like that.

1,000 yards should be the minimum requirement for a starting RB these days, and it certainly isn't enough to make you a Pro Bowl spot, or even make you stand out.

 

[Nate DaMac]

He'd almost definitely get the number one slot in Cleveland, Oakland, Denver, Jacksonville, 49ers, Ravens, Steelers, St. Louis, and Miami. He'd be a potential number one for teams like Seattle, Washington, Indianapolis, Tennessee and San Diego.

Denver has 2 guys who are much better deep threats, and you're just plain wrong about Pitt, Baltimore, San Fran, and Indy. Wallace, Boldin, Crabtree, and Reggie Wayne are all superior to Holmes.

Cleveland maybe but Little is coming around. Tennesse, Oakland, San Diego, STL, Miami, yeah. I'll give you those. Jacksonville has a stud in the making in Blackmon who will eventually end up being far better when he gets a real QB, Seattle has Rice, who is pretty much the same thing as Holmes, and Washington has Garcon who seems to be injury prone but when he's healthy he has been better than Holmes ever has been.

He put up 8 TDs last year with Mark Sanchez throwing the ball to him, and while his total yards was low, he proved he can put up big numbers with a competent QB with his four years in Pittsburgh.

That was what, 3 years ago? James Jones has 12 TDs for Green Bay and he's certainly not their number one receiver. I said that he does make big catches in big moments, but he isn't a consistent 100 yard receiver and that's what being the number one guy entails.

Not to mention he's a total cunt.

1,000 yards should be the minimum requirement for a starting RB these days, and it certainly isn't enough to make you a Pro Bowl spot, or even make you stand out.

Earlier I compared him to Thomas Jones in KC. He wasn't a Pro Bowler or anything, but they were the best rushing attack in the league and he accounted for about 40% of it. That's what I'm saying Greene could be.

 

[JGlass]

Denver has 2 guys who are much better deep threats, and you're just plain wrong about Pitt, Baltimore, San Fran, and Indy. Wallace, Boldin, Crabtree, and Reggie Wayne are all superior to Holmes.

Wallace is the only one that's debatable for me. I think Wayne's deteriorated greatly as he's aged, and Crabtree simply isn't that good yet. Both Crabtree and Wallace sit in the same area having around 850 yards and 7/8 TDs respectively which is almost definitely where Santonio Holmes would be if he had a respectable QB throwing to him. Reggie Wayne has big yardage numbers, but only 4 TDs on the season. Anquan Boldin isn't even the number one guy in Baltimore and have just over 800 yards and only 4 TDs. Surely you don't think that little of Santonio Holmes?

Cleveland maybe but Little is coming around. Tennesse, Oakland, San Diego, STL, Miami, yeah. I'll give you those. Jacksonville has a stud in the making in Blackmon who will eventually end up being far better when he gets a real QB, Seattle has Rice, who is pretty much the same thing as Holmes, and Washington has Garcon who seems to be injury prone but when he's healthy he has been better than Holmes ever has been.

I'll give you Garcon, but Blackmon hasn't turned into anything yet, and this is a league that has seen its fair share of shooting stars. Hopefully Blackmon develops into a star because, let's face it, Jacksonville could use something to celebrate, but Jags fans shouldn't count their chickens before they hatch.

That was what, 3 years ago? James Jones has 12 TDs for Green Bay and he's certainly not their number one receiver. I said that he does make big catches in big moments, but he isn't a consistent 100 yard receiver and that's what being the number one guy entails.

Comparing him to a Green Bay offense that has a receiver by committee, air it out style offense isn't exactly fair, now is it?

I agree that he's not an ideal number one guy, but he'll do in a pinch.

Not to mention he's a total cunt.

That's true, but he's hardly alone in the Jets locker room... or any locker room for that matter.

Earlier I compared him to Thomas Jones in KC. He wasn't a Pro Bowler or anything, but they were the best rushing attack in the league and he accounted for about 40% of it. That's what I'm saying Greene could be.

I suppose that's fair then, but in a league dominated by teams that are predominantly passing attacks (Falcons, Pats, Broncos, Packers) it seems counterproductive to invest heavily in a well balanced rushing attack.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I can't argue with any of that. You know football more than you let on, you know. I never really see you talking about it.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Now it's time to use drugs.

 

[Bernkastel]

I don't really like football; basketball I can do.